Do you know Colin?. . Colin was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I guarantee I know the Do you know Colin? Colin was bragging to his boss one day "You I everyone there is Just name someone anyone and guarantee the
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Colin was bragging to his boss one day, "You
know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name
someone, anyone, and I guarantee I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss calls his bluff,
Okay Colin, how about Tom Cruise?"
Sure; yes. Tom and I are old friends, and I can
prove it."
So Colin and his boss fly out to Hollywood and
knock on Tom Cruise' s door. Sure enough, Tom Cruise
shouts, "Colin! Great to see you! You and your friend
come right in and join me for lunch!" Although
impressed, Colin' s boss is still skeptical.
After they leave Cruise' s house, he tells Colin that
he thinks Colin' s knowing Cruise was lucky. "No, no,
just name anyone else," Colin says. "President
Obama," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Colin says, " I
know him. Let' s fly to DC. "And off they go. At the
White House, President Obama spots Colin on a tour
and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Colin!
What a surprise! I was just on my way to a meeting,
but you and your friend come on and we' ll have a cup
of coffee first and catch up."
Well the boss is very shaken by now, but still not
totally convinced. After they leave the White House
grounds he expresses his doubts to Colin, who again
implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his
boss replies. "Sure!" says Colin. "My folks are from
Poland, and We known the Pope a long time."
So off they fly to Rome. Colin and his boss are
assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when
Colin says, "This will never work. I can' t catch the
Pope' s eye among all these people. Tell you what; I
know the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I' ll
come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he
disappears into the crowd towards the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later, Colin emerges
with the Pope on the balcony but by the time Colin
returns, he finds his boss has had a heart attack and is
surrounded with paramedics. Working his way to his
boss' s side, Colin asks him, "What happened?" His
boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and
the Pope came out on the balcony. And then the man
next to me said, 'Who the fuck is that on the balcony
with Colin?"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #11 - snolo
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(09/18/2013) [-]
The lightbulb actually did it.
User avatar #15 to #11 - Eralus
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Colin is a good friend to the lightbulb. It didn't want to let him down.
User avatar #110 to #15 - jamieswhiteshirt
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I wish I had a reaction pic that could portray how much I laughed at this.
User avatar #126 to #15 - ompalomper
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(09/18/2013) [-]
this is one of those rare comments that are just perfect in every way
User avatar #174 to #15 - smokeythbear
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(09/19/2013) [-]
I dont get it
User avatar #158 to #15 - mulciber
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Dear god...not a single of the thumbs you have are red.
User avatar #1 - ilovehue
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Whoa, I went to high school with that guy.
User avatar #2 to #1 - legendofbearo
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Wait...are we talking about Colin?
User avatar #3 to #2 - itemexchange
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(09/18/2013) [-]
you cant be thinking of the same colin that i met
#4 to #3 - mrcallahan
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(09/18/2013) [-]
How could he not remember Colin?
#5 to #4 - ragingspacepanda
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(09/18/2013) [-]
That ****** didn't know Colin
User avatar #31 to #4 - itemexchange
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(09/18/2013) [-]
where did i say i dont remember.....
#6 to #1 - mynameisawesomeman
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Dude! THE Colin?!
User avatar #16 to #6 - moobur
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(09/18/2013) [-]
My name is Colin ._.
#69 to #16 - walkerjam
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(09/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #80 to #69 - thinegame
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(09/18/2013) [-]
>world news
>local bro
User avatar #113 to #80 - oishiine
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Local to the FJ Community
User avatar #36 - DeathKnight
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(09/18/2013) [-]
>gets to meet president obama and have a meeting with him
>still skeptical

the **** kind of person is this.
User avatar #40 to #36 - skeptical
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I'd still be skeptical no matter who it was
User avatar #42 to #40 - sanguinesolitude
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I dont know i would test him on a nonfamous person or two, like google a story about some random guy in china and test that a time or two. At that point I'd be like.. **** it you know everyone, I think we need to have you appear in all our advertising.
#44 to #42 - anon id: ea28568d
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(09/18/2013) [-]
you dont seem to get the joke.
User avatar #45 to #44 - sanguinesolitude
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(09/18/2013) [-]
how so?
#51 to #45 - anon id: ea28568d
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(09/18/2013) [-]
look at his username.
User avatar #52 to #51 - sanguinesolitude
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(09/18/2013) [-]
oh. well i feel like an idiot now.

skeptical skeptical skeptical
#54 to #52 - skeptical
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(09/18/2013) [-]
all good   
all forgiven   
love everywhere   
free hug
all good
all forgiven
love everywhere
free hug
#38 - trainverse
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(09/18/2013) [-]
How could you not know Colin? Such a sexy beast
User avatar #49 to #38 - doctorque
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(09/18/2013) [-]
******* colin
#66 to #38 - cakershaker
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(09/18/2013) [-]
i never get to use this
User avatar #72 to #66 - robskul
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(09/18/2013) [-]
oh god
#165 to #66 - anon id: 44b617a5
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(09/18/2013) [-]
The mouth needs to be wider. I think then it wouldn't look so freakin creepy.
User avatar #50 to #38 - teleamachus
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I was really hoping I wasn't the only one thinking of Mr. Mochrie!
#70 to #38 - walkerjam
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(09/18/2013) [-]
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#71 to #70 - walkerjam
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#73 to #71 - walkerjam
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#9 - ambiguous **User deleted account**
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I haven't seen Colin in a long time. I wonder how he's doing.
#102 to #9 - anon id: 9837cf17
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(09/18/2013) [-]
he died.
#48 - jeminuzback **User deleted account**
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(09/18/2013) [-]
MWF Obama was elected in 2008 And the polish Pope died in 2005
#60 to #48 - Dwarf
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**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #6053778 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** MWF YWF
User avatar #68 to #48 - sagedivinity
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(09/18/2013) [-]
So what
User avatar #88 to #68 - mcbrosephson
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(09/18/2013) [-]
The pope in this story is from Poland. The last Polish pope was the Blessed Pope John Paul II. He (John Paul II) died in 2005, way before Obama was even in office.
User avatar #96 to #88 - sagedivinity
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Ah thanks
User avatar #100 to #96 - mcbrosephson
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Np
User avatar #106 to #100 - Dwarf
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I didn't look back at the story when I commented on that. I forgot he said President Obama. My bad.
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User avatar #107 to #105 - mcbrosephson
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It says in the story "President Obama"
User avatar #168 to #107 - Dwarf
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(09/19/2013) [-]
I know; that's why I corrected it up there. I was hoping you wouldn't see this comment before I finished that.
User avatar #171 to #168 - mcbrosephson
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Oh, it's ok. I didn't see it because I was not online
User avatar #97 to #48 - welliguessitsaname
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(09/18/2013) [-]
mwf
User avatar #94 to #48 - viscerys
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(09/18/2013) [-]
To be honest, the Polish Pope's death doesn't really warrant a spoiler, unless you're keeping an eye out for folk from the past.
#178 to #94 - ripgeckosncherios
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(09/28/2013) [-]
keeping an eye out
priceless
#18 - Gigsta
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(09/18/2013) [-]
not that guy again
not that guy again
User avatar #23 - spectacledbear
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I dont get it... Can someone please explain?
User avatar #24 to #23 - Riukanojutsu
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(09/18/2013) [-]
the last guy didnt know who the pope was but knew colin.
#46 to #24 - jazzytheferret
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I thought it was saying Colin was the pope o_O
User avatar #25 to #24 - spectacledbear
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(09/18/2013) [-]
That barely even a joke...
User avatar #26 to #25 - Riukanojutsu
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(09/18/2013) [-]
coming from someone who didnt get it that doesnt mean much.
#27 to #26 - spectacledbear
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Well thats what I thought it was but I was like no that's not funny at all so I figured I was missing something. Thanks for being a dick about it.
Well thats what I thought it was but I was like no that's not funny at all so I figured I was missing something. Thanks for being a dick about it.
User avatar #28 to #27 - Riukanojutsu
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Anytime.
User avatar #29 to #23 - blokrokker
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(09/18/2013) [-]
You'd get it if you knew Colin.
#35 to #29 - dabossjkno
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(09/18/2013) [-]
i know a colin
User avatar #39 to #35 - blokrokker
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Everybody knows Colin
User avatar #64 to #39 - allhailshrek
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I don't know Colin.
#34 to #23 - apocalypticburrito
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(09/18/2013) [-]
everyone knows Colin
it was just such a surprise from the last guy, bosses heart gave out
makes you wonder what Colin does to have a boss and yet know every one
User avatar #20 - meganinja
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(09/18/2013) [-]
wait you guys know Colin too?
User avatar #33 to #20 - chuckbillrow
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(09/18/2013) [-]
yeah man, everyone knows Colin
#74 - highhopes
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Apparently I'm the only one on this planet who doesn't know Colin...
#78 to #74 - anon id: f6e6ab41
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(09/18/2013) [-]
How can you NOT know him....?
Seriously, where do you live to not have meet him at least once?
User avatar #137 to #74 - puremadmentalged
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(09/18/2013) [-]
**puremadmentalged rolled user donaldducksdick **
Of course you know Colin!
It's Colin, everybody knows Colin, even this guy.
#98 to #74 - karidagur
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Dont worry he knows you
User avatar #76 to #74 - lolkoi
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(09/18/2013) [-]
But in soviet russia Colin knows you
#77 to #76 - highhopes
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Da!
User avatar #83 to #77 - antitrollingleague
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(09/18/2013) [-]
*да