Do you know Colin?. . Colin was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I guarantee I know the
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Do you know Colin?

Colin was bragging to his boss one day, "You
know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name
someone, anyone, and I guarantee I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss calls his bluff,
Okay Colin, how about Tom Cruise?"
Sure; yes. Tom and I are old friends, and I can
prove it."
So Colin and his boss fly out to Hollywood and
knock on Tom Cruise' s door. Sure enough, Tom Cruise
shouts, "Colin! Great to see you! You and your friend
come right in and join me for lunch!" Although
impressed, Colin' s boss is still skeptical.
After they leave Cruise' s house, he tells Colin that
he thinks Colin' s knowing Cruise was lucky. "No, no,
just name anyone else," Colin says. "President
Obama," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Colin says, " I
know him. Let' s fly to DC. "And off they go. At the
White House, President Obama spots Colin on a tour
and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Colin!
What a surprise! I was just on my way to a meeting,
but you and your friend come on and we' ll have a cup
of coffee first and catch up."
Well the boss is very shaken by now, but still not
totally convinced. After they leave the White House
grounds he expresses his doubts to Colin, who again
implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his
boss replies. "Sure!" says Colin. "My folks are from
Poland, and We known the Pope a long time."
So off they fly to Rome. Colin and his boss are
assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when
Colin says, "This will never work. I can' t catch the
Pope' s eye among all these people. Tell you what; I
know the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I' ll
come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he
disappears into the crowd towards the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later, Colin emerges
with the Pope on the balcony but by the time Colin
returns, he finds his boss has had a heart attack and is
surrounded with paramedics. Working his way to his
boss' s side, Colin asks him, "What happened?" His
boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and
the Pope came out on the balcony. And then the man
next to me said, 'Who the **** is that on the balcony
with Colin?"
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User avatar #11 - snolo (09/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
The lightbulb actually did it.
User avatar #15 to #11 - Eralus (09/18/2013) [-]
Colin is a good friend to the lightbulb. It didn't want to let him down.
User avatar #1 - ilovehue (09/18/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Whoa, I went to high school with that guy.
User avatar #36 - DeathKnight (09/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>gets to meet president obama and have a meeting with him
>still skeptical

the **** kind of person is this.
#38 - trainverse (09/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
How could you not know Colin? Such a sexy beast
#9 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I haven't seen Colin in a long time. I wonder how he's doing.
#48 - jeminuzback **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [+] (13 replies)
MWF Obama was elected in 2008 And the polish Pope died in 2005
#18 - Gigsta (09/18/2013) [-]
not that guy again
not that guy again
User avatar #23 - spectacledbear (09/18/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I dont get it... Can someone please explain?
#34 to #23 - apocalypticburrito (09/18/2013) [-]
everyone knows Colin
it was just such a surprise from the last guy, bosses heart gave out
makes you wonder what Colin does to have a boss and yet know every one
User avatar #20 - meganinja (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
wait you guys know Colin too?
#74 - highhopes (09/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Apparently I'm the only one on this planet who doesn't know Colin...
#84 - theavatar (09/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Mfw my name is mentioned
#53 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If I was that boss, I wouldn't name famous people. I would find some random person off the street halfway across the world and ask if Colin knows him.
#56 to #53 - wheresthefudge (09/18/2013) [-]
Probably wouldn't work, I mean, read the last line.
Probably wouldn't work, I mean, read the last line.
User avatar #104 - gongthehawkeye (09/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Collin's a dick.

****** owes me $20.
#32 - pappathethird (09/18/2013) [-]
boss' fw   
   
 He he, it's Colin Firth
boss' fw

He he, it's Colin Firth
#41 - commontroll ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
MFW Colin.
MFW Colin.
#156 - jerrywolf (09/18/2013) [-]
MFW Colin told me this story first.
MFW Colin told me this story first.
#149 - sharksloveme (09/18/2013) [-]
I pictured Mochrie. He is best Colin.
I pictured Mochrie. He is best Colin.
#63 - candymankill (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#8 - mr skeltal (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Where's the punchline?
User avatar #62 - kafudamapla (09/18/2013) [-]
If your life depends on who you know more than what you know, why does Colin have a boss?
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