Smokers. I'm an ass I know Apologies for the wank outlining. will . IT. The worst kind of non-smoker is the one when you're smoking and they just walk up to you [mocks a person faking a cough] I always say ' , you're lucky you don't
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Smokers

I'm an ass I know
Apologies for the wank outlining

will . IT
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Submitted: 09/17/2013
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User avatar #7 - lordlucifer ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
The worst kind of non-smoker is the one when you're smoking and they just walk up to you [mocks a person faking a cough] I always say ' **** , you're lucky you don't smoke. That's a hell of a cough you got there. I smoke all day and don't cough like that. Maybe you were conceived with a weak sperm or somethin'. Maybe your dad was jackin' off and your mom sat on it at the last second. - Bill hicks
#4 - aliapheese (09/17/2013) [-]
I 						*******					 knew some people did this!   
Bastards!
I ******* knew some people did this!
Bastards!
#16 - tonight (09/18/2013) [-]
As a smoker. I don't care what random people think as they walk by. I'll carry on with my life unrustled as should they. I'd never smoke directly around people who aren't okay with it anyway, that's just bad manners.
User avatar #6 - charagrin (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
At work a random dickhole complained to my boss that I was smoking in a designated legal smoking area, right next to where Panera Bread sets up their tables. He said he would handle it, then had me follow him out to the smoking area, where we both lit up right in front of dickhole and his family at the table. Fun times. (On a side note, it was the LEGAL smoking area, and you can and would get a ticket for smoking anywhere else in the complex. so...wtf?)
#18 - Womens Study Major (09/18/2013) [-]
I generally give smokers a wide berth because it very easily triggers my asthma. I don't have a problem with smokers as long as they stay in designated areas, and if there isn't a place, then they go outside or they ask before lighting up. I hate it when a person starts smoking without asking when there are other people around, then when I tell them politely to either put it out or move to another area, they get all pissy.
#17 - herecomesjohnny (09/18/2013) [-]
what i hate is those people that'll pretty much walk ten yards to tell you their smoke is bothering them. There are polite rules sure but no need to be a passive-agressive lesbian vegan about it
what i hate is those people that'll pretty much walk ten yards to tell you their smoke is bothering them. There are polite rules sure but no need to be a passive-agressive lesbian vegan about it
User avatar #12 - wmpedo (09/18/2013) [-]
I dont mind smokers, except the young kind, in our school there are few places where you can park your bikes and motorcycles, one of the biggest cant be used because literally about 50 people smoke below the "no smoking" sign. The stupid thing is that the official smoking area is like 10 meters off that place.
User avatar #11 - drzix (09/18/2013) [-]
I love the smell and taste of smoke...but i only smoke when i'm drunk because it's unhealthy and i'm poor.
#10 - theableacher ONLINE (09/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I hold my breath until I've passed a person smoking. I smoking. Still it is their choice.

Though, I can't understand parents who smokes in the present of their children. Passive smoking is the worst. You can harm your own body in any way, I don't care. But when you shorten your children's lives, you've gone too ******* far.
#9 - trollmobile (09/18/2013) [-]
i just hate smokers.
the only times my astma ***** me over is when i inhale smoke
every single smoker that has ever found out about this, except my grandmother, have taken advantage of this by purpously smoking right next to me and blowing smoke in my face.

i had to leave school several times because some ********* kept doing that **** to me.
got in fights with them several times.

i know smokers are perfectly normal people, and that it's not because they're smokers that they were assholes, but that they were just ******* dickweed assholes, but every time i see someone smoke, i can't help by feel an intense burning hatered for that person, wanting to knock them the **** out.


except when it's my grandmother.
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