I wondered why the baseball was
getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He' s
all right now.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
It' s not that the man did not know how to juggle,
he just didn' t have the balls to do it.
Pencils could be made with erasers at both
ends, but what would be the point?
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug redhat center that said
Keep off the Grass'.