Video games according to grandma. credits to somethingawful.com old post is old.. If i had a nickel every time someone told me to pause my online game i would have exactly nothing because nobody loves me and wants to hang out with me games grandma
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#82 - anon id: c9bf4c04
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my grandma called GTA SA black super mario
User avatar #103 to #82 - steammadewalrus
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Maaaaan if you logged in you would of leveled up.
#92 to #82 - fizzor
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User avatar #2 - lordscooby
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seriously considering playing half life and deus ex. any place i can play it for free?
User avatar #3 to #2 - teoferrazzi
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huh.. the internet?
User avatar #4 to #3 - lordscooby
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ve looked, and it always asks me to download stuff. i have a bad habit of not trusting the internet and downloads
User avatar #5 to #4 - teoferrazzi
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User avatar #57 to #5 - lordscooby
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i already have human revolution, i just want the first one
User avatar #6 to #5 - lordscooby
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oh


this shall make meh happy
#32 to #6 - LOLinternet
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Both great games. I've found myself replaying Deus Ex at least three times, and loving every second of it.
#54 to #2 - finalequinox
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User avatar #55 to #2 - kabuthefox
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go to either of the skidrow sites through google :p
User avatar #56 to #55 - lordscooby
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**** keeps asking for credit card numbers
User avatar #58 to #56 - kabuthefox
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well theyre cracking sites, so either ur goign to the wrong place or ur trolling
or as everyone else said just torrent :p
User avatar #59 to #58 - lordscooby
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i don't know how to that stuff, honestly.
User avatar #61 to #59 - kabuthefox
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1) download utorrent


2) go to a torrent site;
(example of a popular one)
You need to login to view this link

3) search for the game you want

4) click on "SE" in the upper right collumn to organize them better
(this puts the one with the most uploaders first; or in torrent terms most seeders)

5) choose the first option

6) click "get this torrent"

and the rest is pretty straight forward
User avatar #62 to #61 - lordscooby
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ok so i just click download? how do i stop seeders?
User avatar #63 to #62 - kabuthefox
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u dont wanna stop seeders, u want as many seeders as u can get so it downloads faster for u. if u want to stop seeding (itll start seeding / uploading for u after the torrent is done downloading) just stop the download.

u already have all the files by that point
User avatar #64 to #63 - lordscooby
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this **** is confusing as hell i thought seeders got you arrested? i downloaded utorrent and tried to get deus ex goty but something not right it got me to dowload ivivid or something
User avatar #68 to #64 - kabuthefox
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seeders r just uploaders, all theyre doing is uploading copies of the files onto the server for others to download

User avatar #71 to #68 - lordscooby
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ok i got it torrenting or whatever. so i just wait for it to get done and then what?
User avatar #73 to #71 - kabuthefox
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if its not as simple as just clicking on the file (its uusally not)
odds r someone posted directions in either the comments or description

pretty much torrenting is kinda complicated on ur first go or so, but after that its pretty much the same everytime
User avatar #74 to #73 - lordscooby
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**** i click out of the screen lol
User avatar #75 to #74 - kabuthefox
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then just backtrack or use ur history :p
#67 to #64 - sexypotato
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Mfw ilivid
#72 to #2 - sinsteel
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You can get a source remake of half life for free, it's not an original but is nearly the same
name's Black Mesa www.blackmesasource.com/
User avatar #15 to #2 - tobyonekenoby
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What about not pirating the games and just pay for them -.-
User avatar #42 to #15 - lordscooby
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pay for them with what? money? HAHAHA i have none
User avatar #117 to #42 - tobyonekenoby
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Yes, pay with money. If you don't have enough money for a game you should get a job (or if you are that young ask your parents). I mean, seriously i know your comment is for fun but still...
User avatar #118 to #117 - lordscooby
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dude i'm twenty, i'm not gonna ask my parents to buy a game for me lol. and i have a job, but i'm suspended until i get a valid state id. i cant get an id without my birth certificate, so it' s taking like forever to get here. but i can't even pay for my id, so i can't work.
User avatar #119 to #118 - tobyonekenoby
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If you don't have the money to buy games, then don't get them. Don't pirate/play games if you don't have an income. If you got no income you should be out there trying to get income and not just sitting before your computer and steal from people that are working.
(yes i call it stealing, because even though they don't lose the item that you pirate, they still lose the money that they would have gotten if you had bought the game.
User avatar #120 to #119 - lordscooby
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well like i said before, i kind of can't get a job. and i'm stuck here in this state, where i can't get a job.
User avatar #129 to #120 - tobyonekenoby
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Then wait until you can get a job and don't pirate games destroying other peoples jobs.
#26 to #15 - stalini
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What if he's not a retard?
User avatar #27 to #26 - tobyonekenoby
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And this is why we get so much DRM that ruins games. Just think about SIm City 2 without DRM. (or any other game withhout DRM). Pirating a game is just dumb and selfharming, the only time i think it is ok to Downloade/pirate a game is when it is not being sold anymore.
#36 to #27 - anon id: ba32fd62
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>Because of pirating,gaming companies can afford only one airplane


just die
User avatar #116 to #36 - tobyonekenoby
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This is why we can't have nice things.
#33 to #27 - stalini
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That's just your opinion, do you realize it?
#7 to #2 - cutiepyro
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the pirate bay
User avatar #9 to #7 - supersaiyajin
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*sighs* I wish I had a gaming PC...
User avatar #11 to #9 - dedaluminus
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You need a gaming PC to play half-life and deus ex?

...how's life in 2002?
User avatar #45 to #9 - darkblazter
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I sugest you buy an AMD Radeon HD6670 (it require a PCI Express Slot) for example www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814102988 and install on your pc. it's a cheap solution and very good graphics card... and suddenly you have a gaming pc
User avatar #110 to #45 - suddenly
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I know I do... well actually it's a laptop but yeah.
User avatar #111 to #110 - darkblazter
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Oh Snap!... That's a good point. Upgrade a laptop it's a bit hard and messy TL;DR (Much laptops are hardware fixed, and if you want upgrade procesor you need known the socket [it isn't very helpfull with a intel processor they have a bunch of sockets], and with lucky a graphics socket who if you upgrade it, maybe you need change the battery for one much powerfull... in short words made a good upgrade to a laptop it's a big mess) , and a Gaming Laptop it's a bit overpriced .
User avatar #77 to #9 - savethepandas
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What #45 said. I recommend it. I can post you my config. Built it for $550 (estimation cuz currency, might be cheaper in USA or EUWest)
#60 to #9 - hoskins
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try having a gaming PC but no internet connection
it's literally just the worst thing ever
User avatar #65 to #60 - sexypotato
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But youre on the internet
#66 to #65 - hoskins
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what the **** is wrong with me
i dunno why i wrote that. i meant to say "the ********* ******* connection ever"

i ping 875 on good days
#70 to #66 - sexypotato
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That would suck
User avatar #28 to #9 - cutiepyro
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it isn't much money
#14 - djoka
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If i had a nickel every time someone told me to pause my online game i would have exactly nothing because nobody loves me and wants to hang out with me
User avatar #30 to #14 - redstonealchemist
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i love you because your name is weird. how do you pronounce it? i'm guessing dee-yoka
#31 to #30 - djoka
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Nice You need to login to view this link is nickname of my first name (Djordje,same as George in English,or Georgi in russian).Dj,or Đ as we write it is pronounced like Gi in italian Giorgio.

P.s. I love you
User avatar #108 to #31 - redstonealchemist
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following that it sounds like joker
#112 to #108 - djoka
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Hhahah,now that i look at it yes,it sounds like joker
User avatar #113 to #112 - redstonealchemist
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so what language is it from?
#114 to #113 - djoka
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Serbian
User avatar #115 to #114 - redstonealchemist
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did you know NIKOLA TESLA was serbian? he's my favourite historical figure
#121 to #115 - djoka
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Of course i know.There was also many scientists from Serbia that contributed to U.S.One of them was almost forgotten Mihajlo Pupin.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mihajlo_Pupin
#16 to #14 - Polomaster
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That's ok, I love you
That's ok, I love you
#17 to #16 - djoka
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Thank you kind sir.
#35 to #14 - volksworgen
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Pause your game... because i want to love you.
#37 to #35 - djoka
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#38 to #37 - volksworgen
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C'mere pal.
C'mere pal.
#48 to #14 - dafogman
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#43 - commandershit
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If I had a dollar for every time my mom said that when I was playing an online game, I'd probably be poor because dollars aren't worth a **** in pounds.
#69 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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Video games according to my grandma.
#94 to #69 - notified
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User avatar #52 - mondominiman
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I remember when I used to say "lets play a two person game"
#39 - danilawleit
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>Metal Gear Solid

>Two Player

Can you imagine trying to play that in the same room with a younger sibling? Heads would roll and TVs would be smashed.
#53 to #39 - maaarknuuuut
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User avatar #86 to #39 - robbyarcane
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Tried playing Splinter Cell Blacklist with someone who usually plays COD.... it went horribly
#88 to #86 - danilawleit
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>YF through the whole mission
#89 to #88 - robbyarcane
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pretty much MFW
pretty much MFW
#90 to #89 - danilawleit
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Also YFW
User avatar #93 to #86 - LaBarata
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Didn't they specifically design blacklist for cod kiddies?
User avatar #122 to #93 - robbyarcane
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Nah, still pretty stealth based. Although you don't need to be AS careful lol
User avatar #123 to #122 - LaBarata
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Huh, weird. I remember hearing that they'd decided that 'Splinter cell is too stealth based, so we're going to be phasing that out'
User avatar #124 to #123 - robbyarcane
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Maybe on normal mode. But they added Perfectionist and what not. Where your goggles can't see through walls, Can't mark targets, etc, etc..
User avatar #125 to #124 - LaBarata
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Whoops, my mistake. It was CONVICTION that was trying to get rid of stealth to become 'more accessible'
User avatar #126 to #125 - robbyarcane
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ahhh, the xbox exclusive.. It's sad, cause i bought an xbox just for that game. than sold the xbox afterward. All my friends are PS fans, or else i would've borrowed it from them. lol
User avatar #127 to #126 - LaBarata
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Yeah, they literally said 'Stealth is too hard and turns too many gamers off of the game, so we're getting rid of it'.
User avatar #128 to #127 - robbyarcane
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that's lame lol.
User avatar #40 to #39 - vampireinarm
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*Two Person

Dam Wipper Snapper.
#41 to #40 - danilawleit
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Sorry, I was too busy imagining GameCube controllers getting embedded into TVs
Sorry, I was too busy imagining GameCube controllers getting embedded into TVs
#84 to #41 - insanepyromania
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#96 to #40 - geril
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#78 - rplix
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No! That's my parents.

They used to say that for League of Legends, they never understood!
User avatar #100 to #78 - alucardthemagician
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I tried saying to my dad that i could get banned for leaving and he was like
"no i talked to a co-worker who plays league and they wont ban you if you tell them you have to leave"
And now i have to explain leaver-buster to him
User avatar #95 to #78 - saltyfries
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my mom is saying that now too, she doesn't understand! Though she does understand that getting banned for quitting is stupid...
User avatar #80 to #78 - yordles
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They'll never understand.
User avatar #83 to #80 - rplix
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I would always say, "If I leave this match, the other players are going to hate me forever and I will be banned from the game."

Never worked though.
User avatar #49 - lucozadeaholic
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More than 3 games listed. Such a nice young man 3 confirmed.
User avatar #23 - miia
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...whats the "bryan" one please...
#24 to #23 - djoka
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I think it refers to Saving private Ryan,but granny got it mixed up.
User avatar #25 to #23 - hargleblarg
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I do believe it's Medal of Honour: Frontline