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    User avatar#41 - dashgamer
    Reply-30
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    ******* dumbass civilians. "Hurr, all Marines are soldiers. Sailors are soldiers, Coast Guard is soldiers, Air Force is soldiers."
    **** you ignorant, disrespectful pieces of ****.
    User avatar#170 to #41 - zombifier
    Reply-1
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    dude, fj is filled with dumbass libtards, i gave up on correcting them, they don't ******* listen
    User avatar#176 to #170 - ronyx
    Reply0
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    And here we have an asshole who thinks he is correct and in no way can he be wrong. This guy right here believes he has all the answers and liberals are just walking pieces of ****. Yet this asshole right here and what he represents are just old walking dinosaurs falling apart.
    User avatar#178 to #176 - zombifier
    Reply-1
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    not all liberals are bad, just the ones that put obummer in office
    #153 to #41 - guanyu
    Reply0
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    Oh no, someone mixed up the term military and soldier! How horrible!   
Guess what. Nobody gives a ****. Now get off your high horse.
    Oh no, someone mixed up the term military and soldier! How horrible!
    Guess what. Nobody gives a ****. Now get off your high horse.
    #152 to #41 - guanyu
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    User avatar#137 to #41 - EventHorizon
    Reply0
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    Calm your goddamn tits. You're disrespecting the uniform and your service with your attitude. People, this ass doesn't represent the military. If a civilian calls me a soldier instead of an Airman, I'm not going to even give it a second thought. We're here for you, the civilians, so this dick using the term like an insult is pretty lame.
    User avatar#82 to #41 - theshadowed
    Reply+1
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    Does it ******* matter. They are all military
    User avatar#42 to #41 - satrenkotheone
    Reply0
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    See comment #7
    User avatar#71 to #42 - tylosaurus
    Reply0
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    y tho
    User avatar#73 to #71 - satrenkotheone
    Reply0
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    Erh... why not?
    User avatar#74 to #73 - tylosaurus
    Reply0
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    cuz it's mine.

    You could just save it anyways.
    User avatar#75 to #74 - satrenkotheone
    Reply0
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    I was just redirecting him to your comment.
    User avatar#90 to #75 - tylosaurus
    Reply+1
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    I'm talking about the avatar.
    User avatar#91 to #90 - satrenkotheone
    Reply0
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    Oh derp.

    Thumbnail?
    User avatar#94 to #91 - tylosaurus
    Reply+1
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    is mien.
    User avatar#95 to #94 - satrenkotheone
    Reply0
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    But... I just collect pictures.
    #98 to #95 - tylosaurus
    Reply0
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    Yes, and?
    Yes, and?
    User avatar#114 to #98 - satrenkotheone
    Reply0
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    Ur a kunt!
    User avatar#43 to #42 - dashgamer
    Reply-6
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    **** off. I'm a goddamned Marine, I earned my title.
    User avatar#49 to #43 - tylosaurus
    Reply+1
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    Why is that something to be proud of?
    #55 to #49 - stalini
    Reply-4
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    Because he achieved something most people are not able too, that's why.
    User avatar#69 to #55 - tylosaurus
    Reply+3
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    This might be an extreme exaggerated example, but exaggeration enhances the ability to understand as they say. Hitler killed 6 million jews, something that most people are not able to do. Doesn't mean he should be proud of it. The american "go soldiers, go navy woo, so proud" is a bunch of stupid ******** in my honest opinion. War would be redundant without supporters of war, but this is of course something that will not be achieved.
    #81 to #69 - stalini
    Reply-3
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    Hitler achieved many great things. He has a lot to be proud, because he started with 0 and ruled the whole europe

    But killing Jews is not something any leader can't do.

    Also, you seem just one of those brainwashed american "liberals", so whatever

    User avatar#168 to #81 - ronyx
    Reply0
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    "Also you seem just one of those brainwashed american "liberals", so wahtever"
    You just killed your whole argument with that unintelligent assumption. Congrats on looking like a retard while attempting to look smart.
    #172 to #168 - stalini
    Reply-3
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    I never try to look smart when talking to a retard.

    Also you are saying it like your opinion was final.
    User avatar#174 to #172 - ronyx
    Reply0
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    Why do you insist on trying to act smart when you clearly aren't? Why don't you save us the effort of reading all that manure that's coming out of your mouth? Please keep your ****** arguments to yourself.
    #177 to #174 - stalini
    Reply-3
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    >Why do you insist on trying to act smart when you clearly aren't?

    I'd ask you the same thing.
    User avatar#93 to #81 - tylosaurus
    Reply0
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    Are you ******* retarded? I'm specificly talking about his achievement of killing 6 million jews. That's not anything to be proud of. Just because some people can't do it, doesn't mean you should be proud of it. (Even though there are MANY that actually CAN do it..)

    "Stalin i". You sound like a great guy. I don't give one **** about politics what so ever, and I even give less of a **** about american politics and their way of liberalism. I'm also sure that's a pretty solid assumption based on one or two comments by me. That's sarcasm by the way.
    #133 to #93 - stalini
    Reply-2
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    You call me retarded and you were the who could not understand what I said.

    I already said killing 6 million Jews is nothing special when you are a leader of the country, but you replied as if I said it was a great achievement.

    you are pretty dumb, eh?
    User avatar#134 to #133 - tylosaurus
    Reply0
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    That was a question, but I guess it kind of confirms that you are a retard since you couldn't tell. Oh, it's nothing special when you're the leader of a country?
    So, you think Obama could easily go around killing 6 million jews in his own country? This is too funny, I bet a goldfish has more braincells than you do.
    #141 to #134 - stalini
    Reply-2
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    You are contradicting yourself now.

    But that's normal for dumb people.

    is your IQ 4?
    User avatar#142 to #141 - tylosaurus
    Reply0
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    Your intelligent display of argumentation and ability to redirect me to where you claim I am contradicting has proven that you are the better person and definitely win this one. Good job sir.

    That's sarcasm, in case you're too stupid to tell.
    #143 to #142 - stalini
    Reply-2
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    Never go full retard
    User avatar#146 to #143 - tylosaurus
    Reply0
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    Good advice for yourself.
    #154 to #146 - stalini
    Reply-2
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    Sure mate.

    User avatar#160 to #154 - tylosaurus
    Reply0
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    Glad we agree.
    User avatar#44 to #43 - satrenkotheone
    Reply+4
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    If you want your respect so bad then don't tell people to **** off.
    User avatar#45 to #44 - dashgamer
    Reply-5
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    It's not a matter of mutual respect, it's a matter of facts.
    A Marine is a Marine.
    A soldier is a soldier.
    An airman is an airman.
    A sailor is a sailor.
    A coast guardsman is a coast guardsman.

    But you ******* are too stupid to understand that, even after having it explicitly explained to you multiple times. How does that warrant anything but disgust? How have you earned even the most basic respect from me by besmirching my title?
    So... go **** yourself.
    User avatar#72 to #45 - tylosaurus
    Reply+1
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    It's clear that you're the one ignoring a definition here, though..
    User avatar#57 to #45 - satrenkotheone
    Reply+1
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    And now, thanks to you, I've lost all the respect I held for the Marine Corps. Not that I had much respect for them to begin with mind you, since I'm not from the US. Hope you're happy.
    User avatar#58 to #57 - dashgamer
    Reply-3
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    It's clear that you never had any respect in the first place.
    User avatar#128 to #58 - satrenkotheone
    Reply0
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    I'm waiting.
    User avatar#59 to #58 - satrenkotheone
    Reply+2
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    Elaborate.
    User avatar#56 to #45 - miia
    Reply+5
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    The Few
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    The Butthurt
    User avatar#175 to #56 - zombifier
    Reply0
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    he's a POG, it's expected
    #46 to #45 - Katzie
    Reply+1
    (09/18/2013)[-]
    I call you soldiers because that's what you are to me. I live in a different country, why should I give a **** if you're a special kind of soldier?
    A Marine is just a U.S soldier to me, don't walk around calling people stupid for "besmirching your title".
    I understand, I just don't think I'm obligated to care.
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