Lord Of te Rings. And LORD OF THE ONION RINGS!. 1. In the Two Towers, Aragog' s scream of greif at seeing the pile of burning Ores was actually Viggo Mortenson
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Lord Of te Rings

And LORD OF THE ONION RINGS!

1. In the Two Towers, Aragog' s scream of greif at
seeing the pile of burning Ores was actually Viggo
Mortenson breaking two of his toes while kicking
the helmet during the scene. Instead of yelling
cut" he used this pain to inspire his performance.
2. In the past, Sauron had an even scarier more
powerful boss called Morgoth
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3. John , who plays Gimli the Dwarf, is actually
4. The Ores were originally Elves who were corrupted
and turned evil by Morgan they were then bred to
make more Ores.
5. The set of Hobbiton was built a year before filming
to make it look natural and "lived in"
6. Not all Elves can choose mortality like Amen does,
she has this choice because her family has
human ancestry
7. Shah Wood had Alka Seltzer tablets in his mouth
so he' d foam when Shelob stabbed him
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8. During the War of the Ring, From was 33, Aragorn was
87, Gimli was 139, and Legolas was 2931 years old
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9 And Finally, J R. R. Tolkien considered Sam as the
true hero of the story, not Freda Sam protected
Freda from Gollum, resisted the temptation of
the ring, and singlehandedly fought a want
marinating spider... and won!
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#1 - anonymous (09/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 - galgawine (09/18/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Frodo wasn't 33, he was in his 50's
#5 - moonkey (09/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#19 - motherfuckingkenji (09/18/2013) [-]
Yup.   
Alka Seltzer.
Yup.
Alka Seltzer.
#3 - swizzll (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
well...in the majority of the nooks frodo was 50/51  Please don't hate me...have a cat
well...in the majority of the nooks frodo was 50/51 Please don't hate me...have a cat
User avatar #34 - slat ONLINE (09/18/2013) [+] (17 replies)
Frodo was actally in his fiftys. and it actually was a 20 year wait from the time when gandalf originlly left the shire to the time frodo left for bree.
User avatar #22 - croski (09/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
And how old was Gandalf?
User avatar #23 to #22 - dedaluminus (09/18/2013) [-]
Gandalf was born before the years began being counted; at least 30 thousand years before the beginning of The Hobbit. As a Maiar, a spirit there to help guide the world's creation and good-will, he is unaging and eternal.
#104 - punmeister (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Viggo Mortenson wouldn't have yelled "cut" regardless because he's not the 						*******					 director of the movie.
Viggo Mortenson wouldn't have yelled "cut" regardless because he's not the ******* director of the movie.
User avatar #116 to #104 - thechosentroll (09/18/2013) [-]
I'm fairly certain "AAAAAAAAAAH, **** ! MY ******* TOE! GOD, THIS HURTS!" would have been just as effective as "cut".
#42 - tippidyt (09/18/2013) [-]
The last picture always annoys me, cause Frodo is fully aware that he wouldn't have made it without Sam.
The last picture always annoys me, cause Frodo is fully aware that he wouldn't have made it without Sam.
#131 - loonytic **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [-]
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#121 - atzekatze (09/18/2013) [-]
Knew all of this, and some of it is even wrong. Some bloke made a brilliant facts comp earlier in the summer..
Knew all of this, and some of it is even wrong. Some bloke made a brilliant facts comp earlier in the summer..
#90 - freshfresh (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
frode leaves hobbiton on his 50th birthday, so he is not 33 at all'!
User avatar #21 - strangemoo (09/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Why is it that in every lore of anything the Elves get to be immortal? Why not a race of Immortal Gnomes that control the world's power supply?
#142 - atoma (09/18/2013) [-]
worst...

escort quest...

ever...
#97 - BroadSword (09/18/2013) [-]
Hobbiton is like an hour drive from where I live, Its awesome to walk through it.
User avatar #33 - admiralen ONLINE (09/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
you guys say that morgoth was badass? no
FINGOLFIN WAS ******* BADASS
HE CHALLENGED A GOD TO A FIGHT AND BEAT HIS ASS SO MUCH THE GOD GOT SCARED
if it wasnt for the fact that you cant kill of a god fingolfin wouldve won that fight
User avatar #41 - dickss (09/18/2013) [-]
Filthy casuals not reading the trilogy. Get on that **** asap!
#30 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
Clerks on lord of the rings Please don't kill me...
User avatar #11 - whoneedsthumbs (09/18/2013) [-]
In Lord Of The Rings, Frodo had just turned 50...
#7 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
I could have sworn Frodo was in his 40s or 50s
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