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#6 - arandomanon ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
Seems a lot of FJ is into these and are like giant knowledge wells, I'm going to ask: what's the story behind this?
#59 to #6 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
They just hate Clark Kent because yes. It's the new fashion.
User avatar #26 to #6 - therealslim ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
That is the injustice comic number 36
Basically superman takes over the world
rules it like a "dick"tator ship killing all of those who appose him
He either just killed batman or broke his back or something but basically the way he did it was there is a drug or something there that makes people like the joker the same strength of superman so I assume alfred probably either was given some or took some of batmans he had kept up and alfred went man mode and headbutted the fuck out of him
I havent read it though
#101 to #26 - chigz (09/18/2013) [-]
Luthor and Superman are basically buddies in the injustice comics so Luthor devises a pill that basically enables Superman to have a metahuman army, and Bats there steals and tries to recreate it, Superman breaks into the Batcave, kicks the everliving hell out of Batman, but Alfred saves the day, i suppose. I recommend the comic, it is really good. this is for people who want some extra info,he explained it pretty well
User avatar #65 to #26 - xsnowbanex (09/18/2013) [-]
This should be stickied
User avatar #58 to #26 - arandomanon ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Good enough for me, have a thumb.
User avatar #54 to #26 - maskedhippo (09/18/2013) [-]
you're the only person in this whole comments section who gave a coherent, full explanation.
User avatar #56 to #54 - tkuja (09/18/2013) [-]
coherent
User avatar #70 to #56 - redcookiemonster (09/18/2013) [-]
I believe he said coherent you ignorant fuck nugget
User avatar #7 to #6 - robotvoice (09/17/2013) [-]
alfreds just a fucking boss.
there is no story.
#98 to #61 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A MEME! This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#168 to #98 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
ALFRED CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A MEME! This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Alfred hides his mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things he doesn't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Alfred segregate so his not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Alfred also segregates, and is untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Alfred, and look for Alfred who gives people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
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