strongest DC character. .. Seems a lot of FJ is into these and are like giant knowledge wells, I'm going to ask: what's the story behind this? alfred Badass batman
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#6 - arandomanon
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Seems a lot of FJ is into these and are like giant knowledge wells, I'm going to ask: what's the story behind this?
#59 to #6 - anon id: d099c5b7
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They just hate Clark Kent because yes. It's the new fashion.
User avatar #26 to #6 - therealslim
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That is the injustice comic number 36
Basically superman takes over the world
rules it like a "dick"tator ship killing all of those who appose him
He either just killed batman or broke his back or something but basically the way he did it was there is a drug or something there that makes people like the joker the same strength of superman so I assume alfred probably either was given some or took some of batmans he had kept up and alfred went man mode and headbutted the **** out of him
I havent read it though
User avatar #54 to #26 - maskedhippo
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you're the only person in this whole comments section who gave a coherent, full explanation.
User avatar #56 to #54 - tkuja
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coherent
User avatar #70 to #56 - redcookiemonster
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I believe he said coherent you ignorant **** nugget
#101 to #26 - chigz
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Luthor and Superman are basically buddies in the injustice comics so Luthor devises a pill that basically enables Superman to have a metahuman army, and Bats there steals and tries to recreate it, Superman breaks into the Batcave, kicks the everliving hell out of Batman, but Alfred saves the day, i suppose. I recommend the comic, it is really good. this is for people who want some extra info,he explained it pretty well
User avatar #65 to #26 - xsnowbanex
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This should be stickied
User avatar #58 to #26 - arandomanon
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Good enough for me, have a thumb.
User avatar #7 to #6 - robotvoice
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alfreds just a ******* boss.
there is no story.
#61 to #7 - stalkingtiger
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#98 to #61 - anon id: ffafaaeb
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A MEME! This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#168 to #98 - anon id: 673b8a64
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ALFRED CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A MEME! This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Alfred hides his mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things he doesn't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Alfred segregate so his not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Alfred also segregates, and is untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Alfred, and look for Alfred who gives people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #14 - Mastaforga
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His face while being headbutt
#19 to #14 - Greevon
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He's just like "Wait... is he hitting me? He IS! That bastard..."
User avatar #60 - FJSoldier
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Does this make Alfred the Head Butler?
#150 to #60 - wheredahoodat
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More like Head Butter.
#164 to #150 - waaw
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That is the joke
User avatar #11 - karmaghost
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PLEASE tell me what this is from.
#16 to #11 - romeodark
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INJUSTICE #36 the last one, it came out this week, it was the season finale
User avatar #25 to #16 - siridontcare
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How can alfred hurt superman?
#31 to #25 - azraelthemage
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He is one Hell of a butler.
#32 to #31 - Whatwhat
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#34 to #31 - mynameiswut
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#83 to #31 - itsbendingtime
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In fact, if I were to hire several butlers, you can be damn sure I'd have Alfred as the head butler.
User avatar #124 to #83 - Whatwhat
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Head butt-ler
User avatar #28 to #25 - traveltech
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Dude, he's a butler
User avatar #72 to #25 - angelious
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he took a drug that gives a normal human being super strength and super durability...
User avatar #52 to #25 - zilver
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he doesnt need a way to do it. he just does
#29 to #25 - romeodark
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he took a pill that makes every body as strong as superman , should read the whole saga
User avatar #20 to #16 - karmaghost
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thank you
#44 - dscrim
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#39 - dedaluminus
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Walter C Dornez is best butler.
User avatar #69 to #39 - jettom
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When you think about it.. not really.
He did betray his Master and tried to kill her along with Alucard
User avatar #180 to #39 - ronyx
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He went full retard at the end though.
#55 to #39 - hiyorin
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I highly doubt that.
#46 to #39 - gevaudan
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User avatar #47 to #46 - lurifax
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************ <4
User avatar #53 to #47 - ilikearabs
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****... fist time ive seen a <4, that must me like 900 times stronger than a <3
#62 to #53 - karvarausku
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then this &lt;5 is stronger than &lt;4   
   
   
The girl asked the boy &quot;baby will you love me forever?&quot;   
The boy answered &quot;NO!&quot;   
The girl ran and crossed the road before the greenman lit.   
The boy gasp and took her lifeless corpse to his arm and cried   
&quot;I didn't mean to love you forever, because I wanted to love you FIVE-ever&quot;   
that's more than FOURever.   
   
or something like that.
then this <5 is stronger than <4


The girl asked the boy "baby will you love me forever?"
The boy answered "NO!"
The girl ran and crossed the road before the greenman lit.
The boy gasp and took her lifeless corpse to his arm and cried
"I didn't mean to love you forever, because I wanted to love you FIVE-ever"
that's more than FOURever.

or something like that.
#63 to #62 - ilikearabs
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User avatar #64 to #63 - karvarausku
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#132 - lolsrsslybro
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For everyone wondering this is from the Injustice comic series.
To sum up everything so far:
- Joker tricked Superman into killing his own wife.
- Superman got pissed off and decided to stop all wars by becoming a dictator and forcing peace with his godly super powers.
- Batman did not agree with his view point and created a rebellion against Superman
- Superman decided to synthesize his powers into a pill form with the intention of creating super soldiers to spread his power and authority
- Batmans rebellion infiltrates Superman's super cave thing and steals a pill
- Superman finds Batman in his bat cave all pissed off and **** and decides to snap Batman's spine (just like how Bane did it in the movie) so that Batman would no longer be a threat
- Alfred uses the pill and decides to ape **** on Superman.
User avatar #178 to #132 - darkoblivion
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is this the injustice gods among us comic storyline
#133 to #132 - lolsrsslybro
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to go ape *****
User avatar #157 to #133 - demonicchimera
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It was funnier when you hadn't corrected it.
#18 - anon id: aeb0296c
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superman just killed batman and that's basically all Alfred can really do at that point
i mean it's superman for God's sake
#135 to #18 - anon id: f656ebb7
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All he did was break Batman's back, he didnt kill him
User avatar #22 to #18 - theexo
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superman didn't kill him, he broke his spine
User avatar #35 to #22 - ajperry
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Wait what, I thought Bane broke his spine not Superman.
User avatar #38 to #35 - kairuzesu
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different story arcs. I believe this is Injustice, and Knightfall is the one where bane breaks batmans back...which is the inspiration more so for the nolan movie bane in some ways...minus the lack of a spanish accent and serum usage
#40 to #38 - Uranium
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I haven't read injustice yet but just from hearing that it has me slightly annoyed that they would use that as plot device again.
User avatar #177 to #40 - theexo
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Don't get mad about one thing, injustice is a amazing story. Don't deprive yourself of getting to see superman being insane and declaring martial law on the earth.
User avatar #41 to #35 - neoexdeath
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Oh Batman breaks his spine like once every five years due to assorted reboots and references to that specific arc. Really, its a miracle he hasn't just gone "Screw it" and replaced it with cybernetics or something.
User avatar #43 to #18 - samsaysbai
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You're using the spoiler wrong
User avatar #5 - ninjamyles **User deleted account**
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Justice League: Doom (2012) Alfred Owns Batman
User avatar #13 to #5 - fedexman
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User avatar #17 to #5 - snakefire
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Awww
User avatar #27 to #5 - theavatar
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that brought tears to my eyes i dont know why
#2 - tenfinnvo
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User avatar #30 to #2 - anonrandom
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That smile warmed my heart