Daddy Issues.. The issue mainly that I want to play it, oh, and his homicidal tendencies.. infill!. i- My Father playing GTA 5, started off driving around in Vi
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Daddy Issues.

The issue mainly that I want to play it, oh, and his homicidal tendencies.

infill!. i-
My Father playing GTA 5,
started off driving around in
Vinewood Boulevard and
comparing it to a holiday our
family had a few years ago in
Los Angeles. It later devolved
into shooting at old women for
her sickpup truck and running
over a cyclist and a herd of deer.
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#7 - SlowpokeForever (09/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Well, I mean, isn't that what we all end up doing?
User avatar #8 - doctornick (09/18/2013) [-]
Is your dad Adam Sandler?
#6 - include (09/18/2013) [-]
I thought he would say this while playing GTA.
I thought he would say this while playing GTA.
-3
#23 - althalus has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#26 to #23 - deantaylor (09/18/2013) [-]
HURR DURR MY OCD!!   
   
grow up.
HURR DURR MY OCD!!

grow up.
#20 - thecharliesheen (09/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I dig your dad. Most parents don't really understand why a kid would want to play something so 'senselessly violent'.
P.S. ask him what it was like on the set of Little Nicky
#55 - maxsexington (09/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>pre-ordered game so i get the Blimp
>be frank and 1st thing i do is find my blimp
>start flying looking down saying how kick ass the game is

>not much fun things to do in this flying fat ****

> see other blimp

>Ramming speed

>bash into Atomic blimp

>try and down it by decreasing Altitude

>both start beeping and catching on fire so I jump assuming i had a parashoot

> fall to my death followed shortly after by 2 flaming blimps colliding with the busy highway

>the force of an Atomic bomb as the Blimps and Cars explode with firey death launchs me into near by signpost

>B;lack and white background of my death with carnage left in the background reminds me of the Capital wasteland...

>Gta..Gta never changes
#18 - neoexdeath ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
You MONSTER!
#22 - melwach (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My dad bought himself the game yesterday. I'm pretty sure I know how he'll spend the weekend.
I don't own a Xbox. I think we will have relationship issues if it won't be released for PC at some point.
#43 to #22 - vomitjar (09/18/2013) [-]
why don't you ask your father to lend you the game when he ***** your mother or I don't know?
User avatar #13 - fourtwentt (09/18/2013) [-]
enough about your vacation how well did he play the game?
#86 - moforsho (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I hope he wasn't still comparing to the holiday...
I hope he wasn't still comparing to the holiday...
User avatar #5 - junkinator (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Im not sure how innocent he was before, but its safe to say he is just like us now
User avatar #82 - assumingcontrol (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Still waiting for a PC release.
User avatar #95 to #82 - bitchplzzz (09/18/2013) [-]
yeah in about 6 months...


**** .
User avatar #39 - finblob (09/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
And then there's me waiting for Pokémon X and Y...
#25 - christmouth (09/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Mfw everyone is playing gta 5 except, because my ps3 broke a week ago.
Mfw everyone is playing gta 5 except, because my ps3 broke a week ago.
#112 - cactusupthebutt (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Since I live so close to LA ( Long beach) I can say that San Andreas...is...well...a close enough representation of LA just in a smaller form. If it were true LA then the forest would be all the way up north and Los Santos would be miles away beyond a desert and mountains. But it's close enough in the modeling sense.   
   
MFW I don't have GTA 5 and am remembering this from GTA: SA
Since I live so close to LA ( Long beach) I can say that San Andreas...is...well...a close enough representation of LA just in a smaller form. If it were true LA then the forest would be all the way up north and Los Santos would be miles away beyond a desert and mountains. But it's close enough in the modeling sense.

MFW I don't have GTA 5 and am remembering this from GTA: SA
#110 - zorororonoa (09/18/2013) [-]
Wait, is he still recreating the vacation?
Wait, is he still recreating the vacation?
#88 - acunit (09/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Corded controller?
#98 to #88 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/18/2013) [-]
If anything, cordless controllers are more casual than those with cords.
User avatar #106 - jakekel (09/18/2013) [-]
GTA brings out the worst in me, I push over homeless people, beat up gang members, have them chase me to a discreet location, then pull a gun on them and knee cap their legs. Then I pull out a bat and beat them to death.
User avatar #117 - woodywoodlinson (09/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I spent my first free roam opportunity knocking people out with one punch
User avatar #119 to #117 - megpoidgumibear (09/18/2013) [-]
i spent mine trying to do a triple frontflip off a mountain. and i DID IT after 10 try's.
User avatar #15 - potrsr (09/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
minor spoilers(trevor's 2 or 3nd mission)

>be me, playing GTA V
>that mission with Travor, when you need to steal a bike from garage
>shoot out
>my dad comes to room, first says it looks great, movie like
>after 2 shoots i fired, he said i suck at this, cant get any head shoots
>he then stays in room and during the chase he says why i dont get way ahead of him and ram him head on
>when i have the bike, he says i should piss some cops off just for fun

plot twist: he never cares for games i play yet alone to comment on it. I think one day he'll play it
#21 to #15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/18/2013) [-]
I am pretty sure that is Franklin's mission. You twit.
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