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Top 10 rules of Alchohol

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1. its akay in drink aims.
2. ‘Janka can be mixed with anything, incuding .
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water at its
4. words are saber thoughts: listen carefully.
If you do something really stupid, never blame it an the been as an
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Beer is feed. Wine :: teed. Emails demand teed.
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Never turn dawn s free drink er complain sheet " quality as brand.
stick mum fer we were drick. That' s when things happen.
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#18 - twofreegerbils (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Vodka tastes disgusting by itself, I always mix mine with vodka to bring out the flavor.
Vodka tastes disgusting by itself, I always mix mine with vodka to bring out the flavor.
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#1 - breakmyleg (09/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
In Denmark we have a saying that goes:
From children and drunk people you hear the truth
#29 - christmouth (09/18/2013) [-]
mfw when drunk.
User avatar #26 - ragingbrony ONLINE (09/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Sometimes I feel like a weird person because I've never found a Beer, Whiskey, Or Vodka I like.

Beer in general tastes bad, and, for the most part, the same to me.
Vodka tastes like alcohol to me
Whiskey tastes like Dirt and alcohol to me

Just...ehh...All I've found that I enjoy drinking are a few types of wine, and things like Hard Lemonade.
#42 - themrsunshine (09/18/2013) [-]
The Scottish Gaelic name for whisky is actually "uisge beatha", which means "water of life".
#51 - cheeseboyofdoom (09/18/2013) [-]
I mostly drink alone. Nothing relaxes me more after a day at work.    
Pic related, what people think when i tell them i drink alone
I mostly drink alone. Nothing relaxes me more after a day at work.
Pic related, what people think when i tell them i drink alone
#59 - damianwowfreak (09/18/2013) [-]
MFW Polish people drink Vodka clean, or sometimes mix it with water.
User avatar #44 - reican (09/18/2013) [-]
always remember, Beer and wine, you'll be fine.
wine and beer, get clear. ( because it will most likely come back up)
#38 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
Two small bits of advice that I think should have been on there as well, although they wont make you sound as edgy as OP.

1. Be very careful about accepting free things (unlike what this post sais), especially from people you do not know or do not know very well. There's a lot of scumbags out there and you never know if they put anything in it.

2. If you see drunk people looking for a fight don't try and talk to the guy looking for a fight, he is drunk. Instead get the person who hes targeting out of there.
#31 - klutzyspy (09/18/2013) [-]
Silly OP.. Akvavit is clearly the water of life
User avatar #28 - greatbear ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
This thing about whiskey being the water of life, reminds me of Finnegan's wake lol ( talking about literature on funnyjunk isn't gonna bring me thumbs i know , but what do i care?)

Also I absolutely love Wine and Beer. My favorite drink is , i don't know how americans call it or if it even exists in america, but my favorite drink is white wine mixed with soda water. THAT ****** AWESOME
User avatar #24 - cleverguy ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
i love how everyone compares weed and alcohol saying how alcohol is so much worse than alcohol and alcohol is so bad for you to try and argue for the legalization of weed.

but then on posts like this everyone defends consuming alcohol like it's the greatest thing on earth.
User avatar #23 - usernameerror (09/18/2013) [-]
11. You'll have one tequila night that you'll promise yourself you will never have again until one day you forget how bad last time turned out and do it again.
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User avatar #17 - Grom (09/18/2013) [-]
#3, I'll drink whatever the **** I like and it just so happens I don't like whiskey
cognac master race
#15 - swiggityswoner (09/18/2013) [-]
#9. Sure. If you want to get drugged, that is.
User avatar #14 - faithrider (09/18/2013) [-]
#2 I was not aware of but my current favorite drink is actually orange flavored vodka mixed with Mello Yello...
#12 - dregonslyer (09/18/2013) [-]
"Never turn down a free drink" I think we all know where this is going
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