GTA5 YO. who else is getting it on this fine day?. File: ". KB, 254x199, download. jpgy C) Anonymous (: fyw o Neil it abe at EB games in Brisbane midnight relea
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GTA5 YO

who else is getting it on this fine day?

File: ". KB, 254x199, download. jpgy
C) Anonymous (: fyw o Neil it
abe at EB games in Brisbane
midnight release
******** kids everywhere dragging parents around to buy the game farther
m in line ********** ever, have little ***** in front efmo wont shut up
t be otherthan ‘IE but acting like they' re ******* gangsters
aine little fat **** keeps getting him mum to bring him cakes and chips
c. ahas mum is actually pretty sporty, must' been a teen mum
amp hours in the kids get bored. turn around to face me
Trooll - lit a' this game isn' t fer girls you know, why den' t you **** eff back to house"
arige. avi
realise I can' t punch have twelve year elts in the face I do the adult thing
aget the guy behind mete held my place
aslep out and walk away to the taunts ofthe kids
abay a coffee from starbucks
approach the kids mum
astard up seme chat, make up seme ******** about being a parent as well
ashe' s flirty, obviously bored from the have hours wait with only a view forming a senga line fer games
about how have kids in line were bullying my fake child
a' eh my god thats my son"
stoke the fire, told hershey were making racist comments
ashe walks ever and pulls the kid out ofthe line
ahe starts ******* screaming
prefere she gees we swap numbers
enext day
icall her and we go out fer dinner
ashe' s being really flirty and thanks me featureing her kid in, also she did seme research en the game and decided its tee violent
awe go back to her place
alittle ******* asleep
ashe makes us coffee, I slip into the bedroom and put my phone en record
**** his mother into oblivian
aftwerwards she' s asleep, I use her computer
eburn the recording onto a disc
appt that into an empty cram case I brought
aslep it into the kids reem
aretard home
at? year old ***** with me, I **** his mother and make him watch
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#14 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (09/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
****** her into Oblivion, eh?
#24 - dairybun (09/17/2013) [+] (8 replies)
If this were real it would literally be the most satisfying payback I could possibly think of. All those kids saying "I 						******					 your mum", then you turn around actually do it and essentially ruin their childhood with a combo of events.
If this were real it would literally be the most satisfying payback I could possibly think of. All those kids saying "I ****** your mum", then you turn around actually do it and essentially ruin their childhood with a combo of events.
User avatar #1 - riggyrigs (09/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
little **** deserved it
#13 - guywithafork ONLINE (09/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#9 - btsharpshot (09/17/2013) [-]
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#3 - ripgeckosncherios (09/17/2013) [-]
4chan does have its good sides
#103 - idkwhatthatmeans (09/18/2013) [-]
>be 12 year old gangster
>have hot mom
>at gamestop getting GTA V at midnight
>some faggot behind us keeps moaning
>tell him to **** off cause hes a bitch ******
>Faggot leaves in anger
>He comes back with my mom and she starts bitching
>wont let me get GTA V
> *********** .jpg
>Mom starts dating faggot
>hear them *******
>masturbate to the image of it
>stranger gives me GTA V
>Turns out to be sex tape of hot mom
>MFW watching the tape
User avatar #32 - roflstorm (09/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Fake or not.
That is diabolical
#7 - mrbrown (09/17/2013) [+] (12 replies)
since ths game got released today i doubt that this 2 day story is real...
User avatar #121 - thegameujustlost (09/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
What actually happened:

>this game isnt for little girs you know, why dont you **** off back yo your fag house?
>H-hey kid watch your m-mouth
> **** off fatass
>Y-you too

#28 - captinchikin (09/18/2013) [-]
Kids trying to remove disc
Kids trying to remove disc
#107 - margrave (09/18/2013) [-]
Send him a message on xbox live telling him you 						******					 his mom.
Send him a message on xbox live telling him you ****** his mom.
User avatar #20 - enemyoftrn ONLINE (09/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Something doesn't seems right. The kids said, that OP is a girl, and I quote; "The game isn't for girls you know" I am torn to believe that is an insult to OP's masculinity or stating that girls don't play game.
If the GreenTexter is female, she just have a lesbian sex to get revenge on the kids...
I am finding that very very arousing.
User avatar #40 - officerscrambles (09/18/2013) [-]
I want to believe...
User avatar #111 - SubjectThree (09/18/2013) [-]
Now you should constantly call the house and ask the kids if they'll take you bowling.
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Both Michael and Trevor die in the end, Michael dies by oil fire on him and Trevor gets shot in the chest.
User avatar #39 to #31 - holybronybatman (09/18/2013) [-]
Dude, what the **** , dude seriously, what the **** . Why do you do this, is it because you don't have anything better to do, in your neck beard life. I ******* hate people like you.
#48 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Both Michael and Trevor die in the end, Michael dies by oil fire on him and Trevor gets shot in the chest.
User avatar #61 to #48 - chthulhu (09/18/2013) [-]
You actually played the story?

What the ****** wrong with you, go back to killing innocent pedestrians.
#27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
It is possible.
He said he went to the midnight release (on the 16th until midnight)), it makes sense that "next day" means "when I woke up," (the 17th) not "over 24 hours later." (the 18th)

And you can see the time this was posted was 7:30 pm Australia time, so if they had an early dinner, and didn't take long afterwards, it's possible that OP posted this right after doing it.

And no, none of you ******** need to tell me it's almost certainly fake, that's obvious. But according to the times provided, it IS possible.
User avatar #89 - lonesomemeheecan (09/18/2013) [-]
I hate to be that guy, but seriously the kid would show the tape to his mom and he'd get charged with providing pornography to children. Let's be realistic here folks.
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
of course it isn't real. he even tells you in the text. it says next day.
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