This area may or may not contain crabs. In the event of a crap battle, follow these important steps:
Maintain safe distance from
pincers of steel.
Apply goggles to avoid horrible
Assume horse stance, From this position. begin
performing native dance to
the tune of "High Voltage"
try Electric Six,
Nuke site from omit to he
Once crap is paralysed and
tunes. retreat to safety.
Crab battles cost dozens of lives every year, Studying these instructions and remembering them well may save
the lives of you and your loved ones. Do not he deceived by frame of crabs. do not attempt to coma
nii. initate or socialise v. them. Should these stops prove ineffective. assume fetal position and .