Choose Wisely. Just made this in paint. I know it's not funny, but i'm interested in what y'all would pick.. An old man appears before you and opens his briefca
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Choose Wisely

Just made this in paint. I know it's not funny, but i'm interested in what y'all would pick.

An old man appears before you and opens his briefcase, and it appears to be full of nice jewelry. He senses your confusion, and explains that each item has
magical properties, as well as a negative element. He explains that you' been chosen to recieve up to three of the cursed items. You may pick one, two, three,
or none at all, if you wish. If you choose to pick none of them, you will wake up the next morning with one thousand dollars added to your bank account.
If you lose an item, it reappears, and if you attempt to destroy it, you will die.
The negative effects remain even if you take the items off, but the positives will not.
The Watch of Chronos
can stop time Whenever you want with no daily limit.
can reappear at any point in your past that you can
vividly remember.
You age 365 times faster while time is stopped. Stopping a
day' s worth of time will age you a year (Obviously).
You cannot travel to any point in time before you got the
The Ear Stud of Providently
can read minds
intuition is heightened as is your reaction time.
Affar more than a minute of reading a mind, they will
get a bad headache for a short amount of time.
Every day that you read minds, you will wake up the
next day with splitting headaches relative to the use of
the ability. Can eventually cause an aneurysm.
The Locket of Aphrodite
sex you are attracted to will find you incredibly
attractive and fall in love with you when you interact with
become the best in the world at sex.
you' re monogamous, women who you are not intimate
with will become incredibly jealous and spiteful, putting
your significant other in danger.
C) n very rare occasion, members of the sex you' re not
attracted to will attempt to rape you.
The Anklet of Hermes
can teleport to any city of any country at your
discretion (LE. once to go there, once to come back).
can fluently speak every language in the world
Teleporting puts immense stress on your body. As
you use it more, you will begin to have minor
you spend more than ten days in the same 20
mile radius, you will have a stroke.
The Ring of Zeus
can command anyone to do anything within the realm
of possibility, working once per person.
you don' t intend to command, you are still
charismatic and people will listen to you more than usual.
secondary effect is negated for a person once you use an
actual command on them.
Every command you give will make you more prone to anger
in the future, and you' ll find yourself lashing out more and
The Bracelet of Hephaestus
become immensely talented, and every skill you persue will
come to you much easier than the average person when being
taught, mastering them relatively quick.
will be a novice at everything you try, even stun unlearned.
oour fellow students and eventual coworkers will become
exceptionally jealous and spiteful of your skill and quick rising
within the field.
lou become increasingly arrogant with every skill you learn.
The Tongue Stud of Hypnos
become the master of your dreams, and can sleep for as
long as you like and control every element of your dreams.
chronic pains disappear, and you are constantly
You have to sleep at least 14 hours a day, or you will develop
Once a month, you will experience an awful nightmare,
terrible in proportion to how joyous your dreams were that
The Brooch of Dionysus
become the life of the party, everyone you wish will
become platonic friends with you and you become
incredibly socially confident.
are always happy when you are around people.
You develop an incurable addiction to alcohol.
You will slowly develop insanity, and your madness will
take over, absent for the first five years before becoming
gradually worse until your death.
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User avatar #29 - inuares (09/18/2013) [-]
ring, locket, and bracelet. Side effects can be canceled out. even if you become angry, you're still loved. even if you become arrogant, you're still loved. you can command people to stop if they attempt to rape. Can bang anyone you want. any flaws with this logic?
User avatar #25 - onederman (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Watch, stud, and the ring. If i never use the active effects, i will never get any negative effects and get all the passive ones. I can use them sparingly enough so that it's not fatal. If nothing else, i get some pretty bitchin' pieces of jewelry .
User avatar #20 - enemyoftrn (09/17/2013) [-]
Anklet of Hermes, Locket of Aphrodite, and ring of Zeus. And ask the old man if it is possible to change the appearance of the items to more modern and manly design.
As for the reasons of the item? Anklet of Hermes, of course, to travel anywhere. Can travel to anywhere plus the Locket of Aphrodite, mean I can **** whoever I want. The ring of Zeus is the safeguards against the very rare rapist, the side effect of the Locket of Aphrodite. Since it is a rare event, the effect of Ring of Zeus would diminish.
Being able to have sex with anyone, outweigh the Anklet of Hermes's effect.
User avatar #19 - piekiller (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'd take the Ring of Zeus, Locket of Aphrodite, and the Anklet of Hermes

Use the locket and anklet to screw anyone in the world, and only use the Ring's command ability on the rare occasion of rape from the locket's negative
User avatar #12 - feeding (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The Ring of Zeus and The Bracelet of Hephaestus for me please
User avatar #41 - undeaddog (09/18/2013) [-]
Locket of aphrodite.
Bisexual, checkmate fgt.
User avatar #32 - pkashp (09/18/2013) [-]
Ring, locket, earstud.
Only use ring to either stop rape or command rich people to give me their money. Never use the earstud for more than a minute. Mostly I'll use it in bursts, just after I ask a question to focus their minds.
User avatar #31 - Lambda (09/18/2013) [-]
The bracelet of hephaestus is really the only one that doesn't have terrible downsides.
User avatar #30 - combatplatypus (09/18/2013) [-]
Zeus, since the downsides are avoidable
#28 - pineapplepeople (09/18/2013) [-]
Either the ring or none, but I'd never use the command.
User avatar #27 - kodarobo (09/18/2013) [-]
Ring of Zeus just sounds like Lelouche's Geass...except the anger part
User avatar #26 - Maroon (09/18/2013) [-]
**** that, I don't want any of those. They all go from good to ******* awful fast. Especially the Hermes one. Staying in one place kills you, moving also kills you.
#24 - Rentosu (09/18/2013) [-]
Watch, tongue stud, and anklet.
I'd use the watch to freeze time so I can sleep so I don't have to worry about the tongue stud.
User avatar #23 - xtane (09/17/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who wouldn't take any?
User avatar #18 - derpwolf (09/17/2013) [-]
I'd go for the Tongue Stud of Hypnos and the Locket of Aphrodite. Awww yis.
User avatar #17 - craftyatom (09/17/2013) [-]
Chronos seems like the only worthwhile one to me, though as people said, Zeus has no downside if you never use the active.
Still, I'd take Ring of Chronos, no piercings required either
User avatar #4 - epicalania ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
Ring, watch and ear stud, use the passive abilities for the ring and ear stud, the negatives only take effect if you use the active ability.
The watch only really has a negative effect on the first ability anyway, the second negative is just a limit. So I could use the second ability without negative consequences (unless i do something stupid) and if i wanted i could do the most amazing suicide ever.
#3 - xonorithedruid (09/17/2013) [-]
I would take the watch and the necklace. The necklace I wont have that much of a problem considering I'd screw anything gorgeous.
I would take the watch and the necklace. The necklace I wont have that much of a problem considering I'd screw anything gorgeous.
#2 - anonymous (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'd take the ring and the ear stud, and only use the passive abilities. Bonus charisma, intuition, and reflexes, with no downside. Also, how does the locket work if you're bi?
#1 - jesusjellybeans (09/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
the anklet and the ear stud dont seem too bad
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