Tumblr is all tied up. . So I' m sitting in chemistry and the guy behind me was like "hey, Ashley" and I turn around he' s like "wanna tie?" And ajust look at h
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Tumblr is all tied up

So I' m sitting in chemistry and the
guy behind me was like "hey, Ashley"
and I turn around he' s like "wanna
tie?" And ajust look at him all
confused and he opens his
backpack and it is filled with nothing
but neck ties and he says "white
shirt with gray batman symbol, have
this one" and pulls out this skinny
gray tie and long story short I now
have a new neck tie
Update: We passed 5 different people
who had ties and yelled "YOU MET
THE KID TOO?!” I have a Tie Dealer in
my school
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#2 - maxxumum (09/17/2013) [+] (8 replies)
gather up a bunch of bow ties, start small just give them out gradually more and more kids will depend on your steady stream of bow ties. when the Neck tie guy calls you out just look him dead in the eyes and repeat
gather up a bunch of bow ties, start small just give them out gradually more and more kids will depend on your steady stream of bow ties. when the Neck tie guy calls you out just look him dead in the eyes and repeat
User avatar #1 - hockeycrazysteve (09/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm a thai dealer aswell !
User avatar #3 to #1 - harrisonfordor (09/17/2013) [-]
Care to sell me some missing daughters?
#23 - Spectricity (09/17/2013) [-]
When the teachers finally caught him, did he cut all ties?
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#22 - skyrimvsoblivion Comment deleted by skyrimvsoblivion [+] (12 replies)
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User avatar #5 - funnyrage (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the first time i read it i read "wanna die?" and i got confused.
User avatar #13 - freedomreturns (09/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
We had something similar, except it was quesadilla's.
It was really weird, because he wasn't actually allowed to do it, so he had to handle it like a drug deal.
His plan was for me to walk past him and he would stealthy hand me the food.
10/10 would spend another dollar on one.
User avatar #59 - alucardthemagician ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Then before you know it
Bam! you're sucking dick in the boy's locker room for bowties and bolos
#14 - derpycheezenizle (09/17/2013) [-]
Thumbed for the title.
#38 - candymankill (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That amazing man deserves a cookie
That amazing man deserves a cookie
#11 - captaincapital ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
serously is it so ******* hard to use punctuation because i swear to god it is so ******* annoying and completely pisses me off to read a text like this without punctuation like what do i have to read all of this at once or something no thanks
User avatar #51 - exhaustedheadcase (09/18/2013) [-]
be careful first taste is always free
thats how they hook you
#24 - rynauify ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #17 - sag (09/17/2013) [-]
that guy is selling under my territory ......
User avatar #4 - eskaywalker ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
Old but gold, great post.
#60 - allisonisrad (09/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I recently found out that ties are kinda spendy... Who would have thought?
#70 to #62 - allisonisrad (09/18/2013) [-]
I don't wear ties, I went shopping with my guy friend and I was surprised!
#53 - rainyeyes (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**rainyeyes rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at Gaming Feels.. **

Good thing he wasn't dealing hen ties.
#43 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This is terribly unfunny. Anon coz opinions get crucified.
User avatar #54 to #43 - rokkarokkaali (09/18/2013) [-]
This is terribly unfunny. Not anon because someone has to die for our sins.
User avatar #35 - wlflvr (09/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Last year's seniors at my school were really trashy obnoxious. There is a tradition where people tp the school on the night before homecoming. Well, they went much further, so far as to pee on the school and spray condiments on the front doors. It was so discusting that they almost banned it this year. So, in response, we are TPing the school, and tying neck ties on all the trees and flag poles around the school.
#34 - Classic (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
TIES
TIES
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#21 - ragingflamingos (09/17/2013) [-]
Future Barney Stinson right there.
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