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Funnies - Content, Advice - Description. So i guess this is probably not the best place to post this but i would like some advice, I am currently study Multimed

So i guess this is probably not the best place to post this but i would like some advice,
I am currently study Multimedia Technology in a University in london.
I have loved technology for a long time, and i would love to work in a field where my main objective is to use, learn about and teach new and upcoming media technologies.

After conversing with a few people, i found that becoming an IT consultant would be my ideal career.

Two Questions:
1. Is that the kind of career that sounds suitable for my passion of technology?
2. Unfortunatly i am more of a jack of all trades, and master of none, which in the technology industry is not a great skill to have ive found, as people want experts and employ different people for different tasks, what tips can you give me to increase my employability.

Would love any kind of help

I left three notes ardune the - my girlfriend to find. They are
Will", "you" and "me?". That should keep her busy looking fer a while,
while I may
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#4 - qwermy (09/17/2013) [-]
The other notes say "blow" and "please?"
#6 to #4 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (09/17/2013) [-]
"Please"? Hah! Faggot. I bet you kiss girls. Hell you probably even respect them.
#7 to #6 - fuckthepopo ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
Just because you do it without someone having to ask please doesn't mean a girl thinks the same thing
Just because you do it without someone having to ask please doesn't mean a girl thinks the same thing
#9 to #7 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (09/17/2013) [-]
I see you have made an attempt to indirectly label me as an homosexual and a promiscuous individual, with both of these adjectives having a derogatory meaning in your perspective. I also understand that this plan was undertaken with the objective of scorning me by belittling my manhood.

While I do not understand the motive of your actions or what course I have taken that provoked them, I must say there is a lack of proof in your claim because nowhere in my previous comment did I state that I engaged in fellatio with another individual and you do not have the means to find my current location nor track me in my daily activities to unravel such events.
#11 - butterisgood (09/17/2013) [-]
mfw "gas her"
#14 - yorker (09/17/2013) [-]
My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I try to breathe.
The doctors gave me an artificial body. It's a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us having no money or insurance.
I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said no one hires crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy" and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad.
I hope you will help me. You can help my if you post this message everywhere you can. Dr. Johansen said that every time this message is posted, Bill Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can hear them better.
Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only be third base.
I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that very much.
Thank You, Billy "Smiles" Evans
User avatar #15 to #14 - MrMouz (09/17/2013) [-]
i laughed 6/10
where can i donate
User avatar #16 to #14 - lobselvith (09/17/2013) [-]
I wish there were more stories like this.
User avatar #19 to #14 - marlton (09/17/2013) [-]
At first I was like "SPAM" but now you get a thumb
User avatar #24 to #14 - mustlol (09/17/2013) [-]
I don't even use the internet with my parents in the room, you have your mom typing on funnyjunk...
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User avatar #5 - cousin ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
As an ICT consultant, you'll need to know a lot more than just multimedia things. You'll need to know about networking (DHCP, ARP and IP things), software (custom and pre-built) and other things. I know I am not being very exact, I am running of no sleep and I am very ill.

If all else fails, you can always become an ICT technician. I am a software engineer and the technician of the office.
User avatar #17 to #5 - aqproductions (09/17/2013) [-]
I wont fail, ill find a way, just wanted some advice on the best way to reach there.
User avatar #48 to #17 - cousin ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Don't go self employed until you have several years of experience working for a company under your belt. I went self employed when I was 17 and was totally screwed over by a company a year and a half later.
User avatar #2 - crowd ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
GTA 5 really got the creative sides of people.
i know this was done before gta 5
I can't afford it
User avatar #3 to #2 - LookinHereWhy ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
THE CROWD IS POOR
HUEHUEHUEHUE
User avatar #28 - airblaze (09/18/2013) [-]
He hid notes around the flat... Does that make them flat notes?
User avatar #26 - bannon (09/18/2013) [-]
aqproductions

With regards to your description, you should try out a psychometric test to determine your personality strengths. This test will return some answers about your personality and will also present some questions that commonly pop up in interviews regarding your personality strengths. Once you have a firm understanding of your personality strengths, you can figure out ways to further increase your strengths in areas where you may be not so strong.

Best place to do these tests for free online is probably You need to login to view this link
All you need to do is follow whatever instructions they have for you. Best of luck with it!
User avatar #29 to #26 - aqproductions (09/18/2013) [-]
thanks for your advice
User avatar #21 - derpycheezenizle (09/17/2013) [-]
xddd
#20 - anon (09/17/2013) [-]
Why not just leave her?
#22 to #20 - thetom (09/17/2013) [-]
because then we'd be lonely
because then we'd be lonely
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