a glass of tea. . Fysisk" ')', stoned friend to bring me E". I this and said "we' re out of teaa" processing this.. "so just take some chrystal meth and an oreo" a glass of tea Fysisk" ')' stoned friend to bring me E" I this and said "we' re out teaa" processing "so just take some chrystal meth an oreo"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #7 - benschien
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"so just take some chrystal meth and an oreo"
User avatar #8 to #7 - freesixty
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I believe that's just ice and an oreo.
#27 to #8 - quesocnkane
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Ice = slang term for meth
Ice = slang term for meth
User avatar #29 to #27 - freesixty
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thanks for the clarification. without that knowledge this just didnt look like a joke. neither meth nor the use of ice as slang for it are common where im from.
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#9 to #8 - benschien
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OH MAN I REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS METH
jk, and i'd rather say those are ******* sugar cubes you idiot. who would put ice into his tea? he didnt say he wants an ice tea and who would serve oreros to ice tea? you can eat oreos to anything he may be stoned but he's not as retarded as you
User avatar #26 to #9 - mamen
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Today on funnyjunk I learned I'm a psycho **** for drinking hot tea in a small glass cup. More news tomorrow morning where I learn that americans don't use bidets.
User avatar #13 to #9 - haker
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Where I live iced tea is FAR more common then hot. I dont think Ive ever had hot tea to be honest, I just dont know anyone that actually drinks it like that. That also looks nothing like any sugar cube I have ever seen. Just because its not how you do it dont presume to know. It looks a lot more like ice to me, and you calling him retarded for that, when you are most likely wrong is kind of hilarious. Oh and no offense doesnt make it not offensive. "I said something offensive, but I didnt necessarily want to say it to your face so I hope this makes me feel like less of a douche."
User avatar #18 to #13 - benschien
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well first i just wanted to flame him because he corrected the obvious joke, later i felt bad for the guy cause he actually thumbed it. dunno why he did that but whatever.
and regarding the tea thing, where i come from tea is tea and iced tea is iced tea and i assumed that those chrystal-looking things look like rock sugar (if you never drink tea, you probably dont know those) of which the fat americans put way too much in their tea because they love diabeetus so much
User avatar #19 to #18 - haker
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Ive never seen rock sugar. Its hard to get anything here besides your regular bags of sugar. And yeah people do it differently everywhere. Since I live in such a large family we usually make pitchers of tea, and its better to just keep it cool. So tea around here is really iced tea. Well black tea to be specific. And tbh im one of those people that puts way too much sugar in. Though raspberry iced tea is amazing with or without sugar.
User avatar #15 to #9 - xbfmvxreaperx
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Who puts hot tea in a glass?
#14 to #9 - nylak
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I...I really can't tell if you're joking or not. Huh.
User avatar #2 - godqueso
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I love stoned people they do the stupidest things
#3 to #2 - scrappaboi
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Or the Smartest things???????
User avatar #20 to #3 - reican
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Only if they remembered what the smart things were.
User avatar #6 to #3 - lexausaurusrex
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no ...
User avatar #113 to #2 - snaresinger
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I hate people that come to FJ from Tumblr. They make the most obvious restatements of jokes and don't believe in punctuation.
#84 to #2 - anon id: 10a6ed0b
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Or maybe he just took this pic and added a fake text retard.
User avatar #16 - simplelife
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What kind of stoned people do you guys hang out with? Everytime I read a "stoner" post on here or anywhere on the internet, they're doing something insanely retarded.

I get high and I don't do retarded **** like that. Hell, none of my friends do.

Either this is ********, or most of you have mentally challenged friends that think it's cool to get high and do dumb **** for the lulz.

Ass clowns.
User avatar #42 to #16 - rosette **User deleted account**
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Agreed. I get smarter when I smoke pot.
#31 to #16 - Spikeydeath
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I had a high friend, stupidest thing he did was bail out of the golf cart
User avatar #38 to #16 - rainiar
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Honestly, the weirdest **** I did was that I was pouring a cup of soda really slowly because I was afraid of making a mess from overfilling it. Everything else is **** like being overly amazed at the simplest ****.
User avatar #43 to #16 - pryhuss
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People like that piss me off, and then there's the "dude I'm so high, are you high, you're high, were all so high, omg guise look how high we are" guy
#72 to #43 - anon id: 072b405c
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the people who just sit there and act all serious and/or pissy and say they arent really all that high annoy me more. **** it dude, let people enjoy their high however they want no need to bleed your soggy tampon on them if they get a little goofy
User avatar #132 to #72 - pryhuss
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Yeah its alright to be high and say it. everything BUT serious when I'm high. I tell my friends "Are you feeling it mr.krabs" and we crack up. But every single 3 mins saying that your high gets on your nerves.
#30 to #16 - craigdavid
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yorue doing weed wrong if yorue that angry about other high people being funny
#71 to #16 - anon id: a663be52
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To be fair, the posts people put up about their stoner friends behaving completely normally are never going to be as popular, so you much less likely to see them, and also what would be the point of writing it anywhere?
#111 to #16 - anon id: bdc45e6d
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dude you need better weed, when i was high last time me and my 2 buddies where laughing our asses off of a ******* piece of cloth.

I kept opening the fridge looking for a knife to cut the MINCED meat with. One of the others just went around in the fog that was created because of all the food we were making and he said "Wow it feels like my eyes are drying out, it so foggy" and we all burst into laughter

**** was ******* cash
User avatar #119 to #111 - detroitt
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You must not smoke very often.
User avatar #118 to #16 - detroitt
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Exactly. When I or my friends are high, we may do **** like forget we ordered a pizza, but then remember when they ring the doorbell, but we've never done anything like talking to a cat, or whatever far fetched stories you'll hear over the internet. Maybe when they mean stoned they mean off of crack
User avatar #130 to #16 - darkjustifier
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or he was just being funny.
User avatar #46 to #16 - skaffanl
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I once had to drive my dad to the train station while I was ******* high. Everything went great, then I held my fist up in front of him and expected a fist bump. That was the only time I felt like I'm too ******* high.
User avatar #92 to #16 - unncommon
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Sometimes when I'm high I'd do something like this just to be funny, because I'm aware that I'm high I use that to my funvantage.
User avatar #73 to #16 - fizzor
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Oh no, some people don't act like you or your buddies when they're high? Yeeeeeah, they're all retarded assclowns, for sure.

/sarcasm
User avatar #137 to #73 - simplelife
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Confusing an Oreo on ice with ******* Tea is everyday normal stoner ****. Rightttttt.

#24 - themuffinmaan
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Look. The redcoats below me do not understand how Americans drink their tea. Their so confounded by this "tea in a glass with ice" concept. And they called the oreo a biscuit. Cultural differences are amazing.
Look. The redcoats below me do not understand how Americans drink their tea. Their so confounded by this "tea in a glass with ice" concept. And they called the oreo a biscuit. Cultural differences are amazing.
#53 to #24 - anon id: e46c2bc8
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in no way did he call that oreo a biscuit
also you sound pretentious
User avatar #70 to #53 - killinkyle
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Almost like

every
European
ever
User avatar #117 to #53 - themuffinmaan
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Listen here anon, comment #21 called the oreo a biscuit like four times. I'm pretty sure that's just what they call cookies over there. And I didn't mean to sound pretentious. I was just amused by the differences in culture. But said it somewhat arrogantly. And I think that .gif somehow amplified the cocky sound of it all.
User avatar #25 to #24 - kolpster
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Look, this man above me does not understand the differences between 'there', 'their' and 'they're'. He is so confounded by this concept. He used 'their' instead of 'they're'. Grammatical differences are amazing.
#112 to #25 - themuffinmaan
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I'm not even going to defend myself.    
I exhibited bad grammar whilst mocking Englishmen.   
I should be publicly executed.
I'm not even going to defend myself.
I exhibited bad grammar whilst mocking Englishmen.
I should be publicly executed.
#1 - heartlessrobot
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I don't get it.
User avatar #5 to #1 - lamarsmithgot
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Too high to process "get me some tea" comes back with an oreo in a cup of ice.
#75 to #5 - anon id: 072b405c
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no, it was more like the friend went on an adventure to get some tea and there was none, so in his high-mind an oreo in a glass of ice would be an adequate alternative
#23 to #1 - dodosareextinct
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Neither does anyone else.
#67 - nigeltheoutlaw
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He must have swallowed ten whole marijuanas to do something that stupid.
#139 to #67 - anon id: b7a32ba0
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LOL, imagine swallowing 10 marijuanas WTF
#102 to #67 - mossycabbages
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You inject marijuanas dumm-e didn u no dat
#104 to #102 - nigeltheoutlaw
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That's totally what I meant.
#105 to #104 - inject
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To the rescue.
User avatar #58 - richardw
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the only tea i like is liberty
murica **** yeah
#114 to #58 - neoexdeath
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User avatar #77 to #58 - capslockrage
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LOL
took me a second to get it
#85 - anon id: f868e4c9
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My butthole smells good
#86 to #85 - damoclese
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Not to be perverse, but if you are a girl... I will eat dat with a ******* spoon!
#90 to #86 - ariusbrightwing
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Jesus Christ that's disgusting.
#135 to #90 - damoclese
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Oh come now, it just like anal sex. Maybe even cleaner, I would rather risk my mouth, which I can brush and use mouth was on, than my penis which I can only wash and pray I don't get the heps.
And on another note, if you are in a committed relationship/marriage, sometimes you have to show your girl that they aren't disgusting. It might mean eating ass, kissing after getting head or eating her out on her period. You may hate it, it may be the last thing you ever want to do, but if you love her you will do anything to make her feel pretty. YOU are responsible to make her feel that even the worst things about her are appealing to you. Because to you, she is the your definition of beauty.
Also, **** you, I can do whatever I want.
#32 - ningyoaijin
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A... glass of tea?
If it doesn't look like this, it's not tea. And yes, I'm British.
User avatar #68 to #32 - yorker
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"Hey everyone a drink that is commonly associated with my nationality isn't really that drink unless if it's served how I like it! (Even thought tea originates from asian cultures) Yeah, you heard right, I am in a position to decide whether a drink is actually the drink it claims to be based off of my personal preference!"

Seriously you're just a really huge cunt.
#78 to #68 - mvtjets
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#33 to #32 - anon id: bad41b0a
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damn brits think the only tea is from the queens vagina
User avatar #36 to #33 - Loppytaffy
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Well actually you get all sorts of tea- flavoured from Wedgewood, rich from Yorkshire, Tetley from the sewers...
#37 to #36 - anon id: bad41b0a
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you're one of them commie brits too
User avatar #41 to #37 - Loppytaffy
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I don't even know what party is running the country anymore. We're a mess.
User avatar #34 to #33 - ningyoaijin
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It's not?
User avatar #79 to #34 - thatnerdyguy
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Our president's vagina-tea is just as good as your queen's, dammit!
#35 to #34 - anon id: bad41b0a
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no god damn commie brit in 'MERICA we have cold tea
#62 to #32 - thisotherdude
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Tea with milk in it sounds absolutely ******* disgusting.
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#101 to #32 - xmonke
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#122 to #32 - anon id: 131df70d
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English don't like to be called a brit you retard. Are you stoned too?
User avatar #129 to #122 - HonkIfIDriveWell
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It's their word. Only they can use that word.
User avatar #44 to #32 - schmitty
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So tea has to have milk/creamer in it? You're not allowed to drink it black? Also here in America, and many other places I imagine, you can get iced tea at restaurants. Either sweet or unsweet. It's just black tea that is served over ice and it's pretty delicious, except for sweet tea, **** that ****.
User avatar #48 to #44 - fitemeirlbro
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**** you for disliking sweet tea
User avatar #50 to #48 - schmitty
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It tastes like disgusting cold syrup to me. I mean I'll drink like Snapple tea and ****, that stuff's kind of sweet and has some sugar in it, but just regular sweet tea I can't stand.
User avatar #51 to #50 - fitemeirlbro
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have you ever tried the brisk teas
User avatar #52 to #51 - schmitty
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The ones that come in cans and bottles? I have had the lemon ones and I wasn't a big fan. It was alright and it was the only I had to drink so I enjoyed it from that respect but if I had the choice I would rather just have regular unsweet tea.
#94 to #52 - phreestuffpls
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You ever tried Arizona or Peace Tea? ****** good bro. It's not as bad for you as traditional sodas and the can is so big for only 99 cents USD compared to the crap Coke and Pepsi tries to get you to drink.
User avatar #99 to #94 - schmitty
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Peace Tea is good as ****, I'll drink that **** all god damned day. Arizona isn't too bad, I mostly drink the Mucho Mango (yes I know that's not tea) and the Peach Tea, but overall I'm not a huge fan of Arizona, it just has too much of that typical "sweet tea" taste for me to really enjoy it. Peace Tea is different because it has a bunch of different flavors mixed in so its not just the tea you're tasting, although that is still the main taste. I just don't like the regular "sweet tea" that people are talking about when they say "sweet tea".
#100 to #99 - phreestuffpls
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I understand, me neither. I think it could be based on growing up and shotgunning koolaid and sodas.
User avatar #47 to #32 - therockofshame
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Because the contents are defined by the container, right?
#83 to #32 - yurilowenthalll
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if it doesnt look like this, it's not T, and yes i'm American.
#81 to #32 - gux
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Funnyjunk,The place where people argue about tea
User avatar #61 to #32 - uzbekistan
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"This is what I call tea and if it doesn't fit my description it is not tea as I am the only person that has the ability to say what tea is" Go **** yourself.
User avatar #64 to #61 - yorker
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Lol holy **** I was just typing that #63

Great minds think alike.
#55 to #32 - sabcy
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actually tea is chinese/ japanese so it should look like this
#74 to #32 - articulate
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If it doesn't look like this, it's not tea. And yes, I'm Asian.*
User avatar #21 - ozthebest
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Stoner Friend was planning on making OP iced tea and bringing you a biscuit. Stoner Friend put ice in cuo and got biscuit, then realizing they were out of tea he threw the biscuit into the cup, enraged. Not wanting the delicous iced biscuit to go to waste, he took it to you.