Neil deGrasse Tyson is serving jury duty. . Neil det' iraatz wean J-'.. Serving Jury Duty this week. Criminal Baud. Manhattan. I wander ft they will pick me Nei
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Neil deGrasse Tyson is serving jury duty

Neil det' iraatz wean J-'..
Serving Jury Duty this week. Criminal Baud. Manhattan. I wander ft
they will pick me
Neil det' iraatz wean J-'..
defendant wee amused of selling at
mine. I told the Judge it was just dgrams. was than sent home
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#16 - pappathethird (09/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#9 - thedecodedgamer (09/16/2013) [+] (23 replies)
The court made it sound like a large amount to uneducated people.
#1 - titaniums (09/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#12 - benschien (09/16/2013) [-]
hell yeah it's black science man!
User avatar #48 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
He may not have served on the jury that day, but he definitely served that judge.
#42 - bitchpleaseshutup (09/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"People die if they are killed"
User avatar #3 - whathappenedtofj (09/16/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I thought it'a illegal for members of the jury to talk about the case outside court?
User avatar #45 - laky (09/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
3 grams of coke is actually kind of a lot
User avatar #53 to #45 - lolollo (09/16/2013) [-]
But it sounds more dire to say 3000 milligrams.
#19 - decoyoctopus has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#26 to #19 - ScruffytheJanitor (09/16/2013) [-]
Yeah because Organized Crime and White Collar crimes are the fucking party.
#17 - multikonto (09/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Do judges in America dont know what milligram is ? Am I understanding this correctly ?
#24 to #17 - flyslasher ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
They said 3000mg because it sounds like a lot more than 3g.
#74 - yorker ONLINE (09/17/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Before you go to jury duty, you get a slip asking if you have any prejudices, are racist, etc...

My dad never has to go because he just writes "I hate niggers".

Even though his only good friends at the station (He's a cop) are black.

Seriously, that's all you have to do.
#67 - baditch ONLINE (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My friend's dad told the selection committee that he could tell who was guilty just by looking at them. They never asked him to be on jury duty again.
#52 - imthatbrony (09/16/2013) [-]
Heh heh heh heh
Heh heh heh heh
User avatar #68 - severepwner (09/17/2013) [-]
I'm going to start doing that now.
I don't think you understand. I have to drive 760320 inches every day just to get to school.
User avatar #65 - songemot (09/17/2013) [-]
Should've said 3 quadrillion femtograms.
#104 - infinitezero has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#58 - cronoss (09/17/2013) [-]
Because it takes that guys knowledge to know grade-school level conversions?
User avatar #85 - stringfingerable ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
It's probably just to make it sound like there is way more coke than there already is.
User avatar #78 - iceguy (09/17/2013) [-]
they kicked him out because they were afraid of his power
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