Neil deGrasse Tyson is serving jury duty. . Neil det' iraatz wean J-'.. Serving Jury Duty this week. Criminal Baud. Manhattan. I wander ft they will pick me Nei Neil deGrasse Tyson is serving jury duty det' iraatz wean J-' Serving Jury Duty this week Criminal Baud Manhattan I wander ft they will pick me Nei
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Neil det' iraatz wean J-'..
Serving Jury Duty this week. Criminal Baud. Manhattan. I wander ft
they will pick me
Neil det' iraatz wean J-'..
defendant wee amused of selling at
mine. I told the Judge it was just dgrams. was than sent home
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#16 - pappathethird
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User avatar #33 to #16 - deadlydong
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you have made my day with this pic fellow funnyjunker.
#101 to #16 - antitrollingleague
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User avatar #20 to #16 - xdeathspawnx
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oh god I couldn't stop laughing. One of the best I've seen.
User avatar #21 to #20 - pappathethird
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It had to be done
#9 - thedecodedgamer
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The court made it sound like a large amount to uneducated people.
#60 to #9 - tealkangaroo
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americans and your stupid imperial system
#63 to #60 - blokrokker
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It has nothing to do with nationality. 3000 milligrams sounds like a hell of a lot more than 3 grams, even if they are the exact same in context.
It has nothing to do with nationality. 3000 milligrams sounds like a hell of a lot more than 3 grams, even if they are the exact same in context.
#88 to #60 - hellsjester
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Australians and your over inflated video game/ movie market and over censorship of all medias. so who seems more empirical now?
#114 to #88 - tealkangaroo
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the only stuff that's censored is stuff that people know has a huge, child-based demographic and is deemed inappropriate for such audiences
User avatar #115 to #114 - hellsjester
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so a label that says m is intended for adults and mature audiences. you know 17 +. so where are the children in this?
#64 to #9 - anon id: a7c7a7df
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Yeah... 3 grams of cocaine is ******* nothing. He must have done something to really piss off that cop to get arrested for it.

As a point of reference; here in Florida, up to 28 grams is only a 3rd degree felony (which is basically a misdemeanor).
#93 to #64 - spikedude
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Yeah, he was black.
Yeah, he was black.
User avatar #95 to #9 - guymandude
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that's...really alarming and depressing.
#49 to #9 - fromthepresent
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Well he did sell 3 BILLION nanograms of cocaine
#13 to #9 - clockworkseven **User deleted account**
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Is that the template that Phanact used as a template for his avatar?
User avatar #14 to #13 - phanact
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Actually we extracted the template from the one I have
User avatar #34 to #14 - xtwinblade
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Wait, so you made the avatar and then the template?
User avatar #40 to #34 - phanact
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Please read below
User avatar #55 to #40 - xtwinblade
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Btw, where did you get the Blaze-Phanact idea from anyways?
User avatar #97 to #55 - phanact
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Its my OC pony
User avatar #118 to #97 - xtwinblade
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well it really caught on
User avatar #28 to #14 - clockworkseven **User deleted account**
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So, where did you get the avatar from, anyway?

Did somebody just decide "Hey, I'll make a simplistic avatar for Phanact! I'm sure he'll love it!" ?
#39 to #28 - phanact
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Well originally it was from ASDFmovie, from the "Here hold this" guy
Then someone made a really low quality edit of it
Then someone cropped out the edit of it
Then someone else put a smile on it
Then someone else decided to vector it
And thus, the Phanact... thing was created
#66 to #39 - jacksipian
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this guy?
User avatar #98 to #66 - phanact
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Yes
User avatar #59 to #39 - tanisrapedmygoat
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why does everyone hate you?
User avatar #62 to #39 - thedecodedgamer
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Well it went from me making a comment based on facts to having you in this group.
User avatar #36 to #13 - thinegame
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Wait I thought it came from ASDF movies.
#1 - titaniums
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#37 to #1 - kolsinder
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#32 to #1 - blueghost
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User avatar #10 to #1 - bjornkrage
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-black science guy
#2 to #1 - mayormilkman
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User avatar #11 to #2 - theluppijackal
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I just bought one of his books
5 dimensions
I can already feel my brain pretending to understand
#30 to #2 - fistoftheaxis
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Woah, Jimmy Page!   
   
   
Play stairway.
Woah, Jimmy Page!


Play stairway.
#12 - benschien
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hell yeah it's black science man!
User avatar #48 - plainarcane **User deleted account**
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He may not have served on the jury that day, but he definitely served that judge.
#71 to #48 - swagbot
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#42 - bitchpleaseshutup
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"People die if they are killed"
#43 to #42 - anon id: b988999a
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-Black Science Man
User avatar #51 to #43 - lebarricuda
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I feel bad for laughing at anon's post...
#57 to #42 - almostninja
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Here
User avatar #3 - whathappenedtofj
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I thought it'a illegal for members of the jury to talk about the case outside court?
User avatar #4 to #3 - kingxddd [OP]
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"I wonder if they pick me"
User avatar #5 to #4 - whathappenedtofj
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"Last time"

User avatar #6 to #5 - squidgywidgy
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I'm not sure but i think it's on going cases.
I'm probably wrong though.
User avatar #7 to #6 - infernalinsolence
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I know in the UK members of the public are allowed to watch most cases. I got told to by my teacher. And I'm fairly sure it is ongoing cases.
User avatar #15 to #3 - pizzamuffins
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i guess neil don't give a ****
User avatar #31 to #3 - loonquawl
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Only if you're picked to be a member of the jury, and only during the trial. If you're sent home of if the trial is over, they can't just make you shut up about it forever.
#41 to #3 - supposesuppose
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Only when the case is in session
#8 to #3 - menogustaaa
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only with ongoing cases. once the case is closed / sentence is passed its ok
User avatar #45 - laky
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3 grams of coke is actually kind of a lot
#47 to #45 - teranin
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It's not even an 8-ball.  It was probably supposed to be an 8-ball but the ************ shorted it by half a g.   
   
Now Heroin, on the other hand, yeah that's a lot of heroin.
It's not even an 8-ball. It was probably supposed to be an 8-ball but the ************ shorted it by half a g.

Now Heroin, on the other hand, yeah that's a lot of heroin.
#50 to #45 - pubictears
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no it isn't
#72 to #45 - swagbot
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A lot?!? Bro, that's like... five lines.

COME ON!!!!!
User avatar #61 to #45 - aussieftw
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A whole three grams if I'm not mistaken
User avatar #53 to #45 - lolollo
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But it sounds more dire to say 3000 milligrams.
User avatar #73 to #53 - roninneko
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Exactly.
User avatar #110 to #53 - desuforeverlulz
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To me it sounds like less because milligrams are so small, even though I know they're the same amount.
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#46 to #19 - teranin
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I sort of agree, but you worded your point poorly.
I sort of agree, but you worded your point poorly.
#25 to #19 - ogloko
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you sound like a cunt
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#26 to #19 - ScruffytheJanitor
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Yeah because Organized Crime and White Collar crimes are the ******* party.
#17 - multikonto
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Do judges in America dont know what milligram is ? Am I understanding this correctly ?
User avatar #18 to #17 - danielsturk
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The joke was him not considering it to be a large enough amount to worry about.
Not the that 3000mg = 3g
#23 to #18 - kanedam
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are you sure?
it seems more likely to me that "3 thousand milligrams isnt as much as you might think! it's just 3 grams after all"
like, the 3000 beeing chosen because it could seem like more.
User avatar #38 to #23 - thinegame
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Or they measured using milligrams, and Black Science Man was thrown out for speaking when he wasn't supposed
#119 to #38 - danielsturk
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I feel like a joke isn't funny if you have to debate the pun D:
#44 to #38 - kanedam
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lol
User avatar #35 to #17 - sanguinesolitude
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its more the prosecutor saying 3 THOUUUUSAAAANNND milligrams trying to make it sound like more than 3g
#24 to #17 - flyslasher
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They said 3000mg because it sounds like a lot more than 3g.