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User avatar #4 - MuahahaOfLore (09/16/2013) [-]
hard mode- offer the deal to a jew
User avatar #7 to #4 - konradkurze (09/16/2013) [-]
ummmmm
back in the nazi days there were plenty of jews who sold out their own people for personal gain
User avatar #80 to #7 - ilovehitler (09/17/2013) [-]
the difference is they wouldn't die
#82 to #80 - adr (09/17/2013) [-]
some of the time
User avatar #43 to #4 - DaBullshiter (09/16/2013) [-]
its a religion so surely he could just stop being a jew?
#46 to #43 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
Why do people still think that.

When people refer to Jews like the post, they mean the ethic group not the religion.
User avatar #94 to #46 - lolzordz (09/17/2013) [-]
did you know that theres probably like 30 different ethnic groups within judaism?
#12 to #4 - hertogrick (09/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, he'd die, but how could he decline? His brain will probably eat itself with that one.
>hfw
#24 - pyrothermal (09/16/2013) [-]
All that money had to come from somewhere.
#1 - cornerdav (09/16/2013) [-]
Oh i get it, genocide
#63 - sanguinesolitude (09/16/2013) [-]
I was just thinking... and  I dont think there is any group of people I wouldn't let die for 16million dollars. 1billion and i wouldn't even blink.
I was just thinking... and I dont think there is any group of people I wouldn't let die for 16million dollars. 1billion and i wouldn't even blink.
User avatar #64 to #63 - IcyDeadPeople (09/16/2013) [-]
It says 16 Trillion bro.
User avatar #69 to #64 - sanguinesolitude (09/16/2013) [-]
oh **** . Yeah **** the jews.
User avatar #95 to #69 - thebesttrumpeteer (09/17/2013) [-]
but think of the inflation it could start
User avatar #96 to #95 - sanguinesolitude (09/17/2013) [-]
not my problem, i have enough money to bankroll most governments, and i wont be spending trillions at a time.
User avatar #45 - temporalguardian (09/16/2013) [-]
The dilemma when you see this and you're a jew.
#70 to #45 - gcschris (09/16/2013) [-]
how is that a dilemma?
User avatar #72 to #45 - witislimited (09/16/2013) [-]
I dunno, free pork is also a big dilemma to a Jew.
#84 to #45 - merrymarvelite (09/17/2013) [-]
What do you know? I suddenly found Jesus.

Hallelujah, it's a miracle.

Where's my money?
User avatar #23 - kanpai (09/16/2013) [-]
i think even a jew would press the button
#17 - tazze (09/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #89 to #17 - zonryu (09/17/2013) [-]
this has never been more relevent
#81 - iamthegamester (09/17/2013) [-]
I don't know what disturbs me more, the content of the "but" section, or the fact that place is misspelled.


I like horses
User avatar #99 to #81 - neoexdeath ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
We talking just a Handjob? Or like, anal and **** ? Because I don't think I can fit that much down there.
User avatar #85 to #81 - pineapplechunkss (09/17/2013) [-]
well...... if the suit had a mask and nobody will know..... + gloves......

would press... but gonna need alot of therapy
#66 - kornadth (09/16/2013) [-]
**kornadth rolled a random image posted in comment #3694598 at Friendly ** MFW i press the button
User avatar #87 to #66 - MRfunnyFACE ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
prty relevant
#26 - marlton (09/16/2013) [-]
I would pay off the US debt
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User avatar #30 to #26 - darknesking (09/16/2013) [-]
That would actually hurt the economy even more.
#36 to #30 - alienshrimp (09/16/2013) [-]
how so?
User avatar #39 to #36 - darknesking (09/16/2013) [-]
Well if new money went into the system it would devalue the amount that the dollar bill actually holds making american money almost worthless, pretty much less then rupees.
#50 to #39 - alienshrimp (09/16/2013) [-]
makes sense. so then basically, countries thrive off national debt? or am i just sounding stupid
User avatar #55 to #50 - darknesking (09/16/2013) [-]
Well no debt isn't good for anyone its just that if you are to just add a **** load of money to the economy then the economy like self implodes and all the money is worth nothing like i said but in the case of America and its debt the big corporations kinda thrive off of the debt because over seas business is welcomes because china has us in a nut hold so in a way you could say that debt is good but in the end it is in all actuality a bad thing.
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#59 - gameshredder (09/16/2013) [-]
But then we'll lose our glorious and sexy Danny...

Why would we want this?
User avatar #75 to #59 - maskedmask (09/16/2013) [-]
Follow the **** it method
User avatar #88 to #59 - codemen (09/17/2013) [-]
who is that
#56 - arreatface (09/16/2013) [-]
hue
#29 - Kairyuka (09/16/2013) [-]
Mfw I don't even know if Jew is a religion or a race, although everyone else seems to have a built-in jewdar.
User avatar #31 to #29 - umaya (09/16/2013) [-]
its a religion but if your mother is a jew then you are considered a jew by jews or at least israeli border security, but they cant really choose your religion for you so i guess you tell people to stop assuming you are a jew, its not a race either way.
User avatar #32 to #31 - Kairyuka (09/16/2013) [-]
Then how can someone look jewish?
User avatar #47 to #32 - umaya (09/16/2013) [-]
think of where jews originate from and other ancestors they may share, but usually looking jewinsh is the big nose. but about the race, if your father is a jew then no-one cares, and if a jewish father marries a non-jewish woman then the jew "gene" is not passed on, if it were a race it wouldn't just end like that.
User avatar #48 to #47 - Kairyuka (09/16/2013) [-]
I think that's an American thing, here in Denmark we don't give a damn ._.
User avatar #51 to #48 - umaya (09/16/2013) [-]
no-one gives a damn here either, but we are exposed to a lot of american culture from tv shows and films, but i did meet a woman who said she was a jew because her mother was one but she was an atheist, so its not really a race, more like a family career, like when people say "he has business in his blood" or something.
User avatar #53 to #51 - Kairyuka (09/16/2013) [-]
It's weird
User avatar #34 to #32 - arandomanon ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Big nose and some other racial stereotypes.
User avatar #35 to #34 - Kairyuka (09/16/2013) [-]
But if it's not a race?
User avatar #37 to #35 - arandomanon ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Surprisingly, some Jewish tend to look in a certain way and some of their surnames denote Jewish ascendency (if I'm not mistaken, surnames ending with "-mann" are Jewish).
User avatar #38 to #37 - Kairyuka (09/16/2013) [-]
Or German? ._.
User avatar #41 to #38 - arandomanon ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Apparently, they are typically Jewish as well as the ones ended with stein or berg.
User avatar #44 to #41 - Kairyuka (09/16/2013) [-]
Huh. That makes no sense.
Like, it was only due to American media that I knew that "jewish" was a thing other than just a random religion that Hitler disliked. I never knew you could "look" jewish
#49 to #44 - arandomanon ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
It's just a stereotype. Sometimes they are true, sometimes they aren't. And it's not a random religion either, Jewish "have" some stereotypes and features that made them "unique" (which I don't feel like explaining because I'm tired). Hitler and the old Spanish kingdom (with the reign of the Catholic Monarchs) thought those features and stereotypes (mostly bad) were true and you know the rest.
It's just a stereotype. Sometimes they are true, sometimes they aren't. And it's not a random religion either, Jewish "have" some stereotypes and features that made them "unique" (which I don't feel like explaining because I'm tired). Hitler and the old Spanish kingdom (with the reign of the Catholic Monarchs) thought those features and stereotypes (mostly bad) were true and you know the rest.
User avatar #52 to #49 - Kairyuka (09/16/2013) [-]
Well I have not a clue
#61 to #29 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
It's a religion, but Jews and PC idiots consider it a race.

In reality, they are just Arabs (What would an Arab look like without a tan? Curly black hair and a big nose. Jew. Done.)
but since Judaism is centered around the idea of the Jews being "god's chosen people" they consider themselves a race for following their religion.
#65 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
change jews to all arabs and then we are talking
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#8 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
Meh sure why the **** not? One less religion for people to fight over or have wars about. One less to discriminate against people because of.
#16 to #8 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
Hitler did nothing wrong.
#11 - scoobi (09/16/2013) [-]
If you accepted, pressed the button and got 16 trillion dollars, you wouldn't care that much because jews die and you get money.    
   
BUT... by accepting the cash, you become a jew and you wish to have large amounts money no matter what cost it is. If you get the 16 trillion dollars, you become a jew and then you die. So you won't get the money.
If you accepted, pressed the button and got 16 trillion dollars, you wouldn't care that much because jews die and you get money.

BUT... by accepting the cash, you become a jew and you wish to have large amounts money no matter what cost it is. If you get the 16 trillion dollars, you become a jew and then you die. So you won't get the money.
User avatar #40 to #27 - scoobi (09/16/2013) [-]
it does technically make you a jew though


(Not really, it's a joke)
User avatar #114 to #40 - amegaara (09/17/2013) [-]
so anyone with lots of money is a jew?
User avatar #115 to #114 - scoobi (09/17/2013) [-]
According to Cartman
#118 - yamadashinichi (09/20/2013) [-]
Mass genocide with no real reward? An interesting choice. The 16 trillion would be immediately deemed worthless due to massive inflation from the sudden creation of all that cash, unless this money was taken from people, banks, ect. then it would still be worthless because of massive deflation due to people just not having any and therefor unable to purchase anything. The economy would immediately be put into a standstill and a new currency would have to be created in order to alleviate the issue, that and a **** ton of people storm your house to steal the money even though it would be worthless.
User avatar #117 - drunkasaurus (09/18/2013) [-]
16 trillion dollars? My entire extended family, the jews, the blacks, whoever. **** , I'd pretty much kill anyone to be honest.
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