Length of a skirt. . NINE TO ' 01!’ Ell git: , blasti'' lira, MT. My sophomore english teacher said this all the time. skirt funny what
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NINE TO ' 01!’ Ell git: , blasti'' lira, MT
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#4 - stuffandotherstuff (09/16/2013) [-]
My sophomore english teacher said this all the time.
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#7 to #1 - felixjarl (09/16/2013) [-]
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#9 - chrisruler ONLINE (09/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
My senior British Literature teacher pretty much treated this as her motto
Whenever we would have to right a paper she would tell us to "mini-skirt it"
User avatar #10 to #9 - twofreegerbils (09/16/2013) [-]
What about when you had to wrong a paper?
#16 - walcorn ONLINE (09/16/2013) [+] (18 replies)
What if the writer is gay?
#15 - englman (09/16/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Okay, I wasn't going to comment, but I feel it's necessary.   
   
I don't care if people disagree or even if they agree. I just feel compelled to say that skirts that short are very whoreish if worn (in public). I don't know what convinces women to wear that kind of crap (in public). I mean skirts are sexy as hell, but when they're so short (and transparent) that you can see virtually everything, they should be kept in the bedroom for 						*******					 awesome sexy-time. Not publicized for the entire community to see. Does everyone want to see your vagina and ass hanging out? They probably 						*******					 do. But have some 						*******					 self-respect for crying out loud.. Same goes for all the buff (or fat/skinny/whatever) guys that walk around with their shirts off in public. You're in public you attention craving douche. This isn't your living-room, people out in the open pretty much HAVE to look at your 						****					, so it'd be nice if it wasn't hanging out..   
   
Anyway, I feel better now.   
Everyone have a great day<3
Okay, I wasn't going to comment, but I feel it's necessary.

I don't care if people disagree or even if they agree. I just feel compelled to say that skirts that short are very whoreish if worn (in public). I don't know what convinces women to wear that kind of crap (in public). I mean skirts are sexy as hell, but when they're so short (and transparent) that you can see virtually everything, they should be kept in the bedroom for ******* awesome sexy-time. Not publicized for the entire community to see. Does everyone want to see your vagina and ass hanging out? They probably ******* do. But have some ******* self-respect for crying out loud.. Same goes for all the buff (or fat/skinny/whatever) guys that walk around with their shirts off in public. You're in public you attention craving douche. This isn't your living-room, people out in the open pretty much HAVE to look at your **** , so it'd be nice if it wasn't hanging out..

Anyway, I feel better now.
Everyone have a great day<3
#36 - darkmagicmge (09/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#56 - houseofscarlet ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Was the guy who proof read Mein Kampf the first grammar nazi?
#32 - desacabose (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#13 - kingofgodss (09/16/2013) [-]
or a speedo
User avatar #5 - crazyolitis (09/16/2013) [-]
And what's in it should be as rounded out as possible.
#67 - prebrosj (09/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
NO
#53 - cheastnut (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
but i prefer long dresses.   
 mfw i know what i'm saying how people will likely take it
but i prefer long dresses.
mfw i know what i'm saying how people will likely take it
#54 - takemythumb (09/16/2013) [-]
Looks more like a test for him to me.
Try to not rape her
User avatar #64 - ryanburry (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The Lightbulb gets it.
User avatar #76 to #64 - ScottP (09/16/2013) [-]
It sounds like a military commander shouting orders.

"NINE TO '01!
Ell git! Blasti lira, MT!"
User avatar #29 - amanaman (09/16/2013) [-]
unless your writing a dissertation then it needs to be 3/7 the length of a minecraft world
#61 - azzaziel (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That sounds about right.   
YOU better thumb this comment up. My internet is bad and I waited several minutes to upload this relevant gif. BE HAPPY I CARE FOR YOU.
That sounds about right.
YOU better thumb this comment up. My internet is bad and I waited several minutes to upload this relevant gif. BE HAPPY I CARE FOR YOU.
#75 to #61 - anonymous (09/16/2013) [-]
Fuk da roolz
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#25 - anonymous (09/16/2013) [-]
But what if the women don't wear skirts or pants
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