Length of a skirt. . NINE TO ' 01!’ Ell git: , blasti'' lira, MT. My sophomore english teacher said this all the time. skirt funny what
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#4 - stuffandotherstuff (09/16/2013) [-]
My sophomore english teacher said this all the time.
#36 - darkmagicmge (09/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #51 to #36 - kavtech (09/16/2013) [-]
Source.
#59 to #51 - andrewld (09/16/2013) [-]
its olivia munn
User avatar #46 to #36 - bruinspatriot (09/16/2013) [-]
aaaaaaaaaand off to **** !
#9 - chrisruler (09/16/2013) [-]
My senior British Literature teacher pretty much treated this as her motto
Whenever we would have to right a paper she would tell us to "mini-skirt it"
User avatar #10 to #9 - twofreegerbils (09/16/2013) [-]
What about when you had to wrong a paper?
User avatar #11 to #10 - chrisruler (09/16/2013) [-]
oh **** ...
#14 to #11 - luncheonlad (09/16/2013) [-]
*Oh, 			****		...
*Oh, **** ...
User avatar #80 to #10 - twofreegerbils (09/16/2013) [-]
I can't believe I got so many green thumbs for being such a dick
#13 - kingofgodss (09/16/2013) [-]
or a speedo
#16 - walcorn (09/16/2013) [-]
What if the writer is gay?
#30 to #16 - loonytic **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]
I don't see the issue
User avatar #17 to #16 - ireallylikepotatoe (09/16/2013) [-]
Then a fellow homosexual male's short shorts.
User avatar #18 to #17 - walcorn (09/16/2013) [-]
I'm not convinced

Provide me a picture first
User avatar #19 to #18 - ireallylikepotatoe (09/16/2013) [-]
I don't seem to have one at my disposal.
User avatar #20 to #19 - walcorn (09/16/2013) [-]
What are you, Straight?
User avatar #21 to #20 - ireallylikepotatoe (09/16/2013) [-]
I'm straight? YOU'RE STRAIGHT.

I bet you have sex with girls. You ******* faggot.
#22 to #21 - walcorn (09/16/2013) [-]
wow...   
really not cool dude.   
   
that hurt.
wow...
really not cool dude.

that hurt.
#85 to #33 - soronbe (09/16/2013) [-]
And just when you think you've seen it all ..
And just when you think you've seen it all ..
#34 to #33 - walcorn (09/16/2013) [-]
brb writing 5 pages on that 			****
brb writing 5 pages on that ****
User avatar #26 to #16 - pulluspardus (09/16/2013) [-]
like dicks,long enough to to please, short enough to fit.
#27 to #26 - walcorn (09/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #40 to #26 - Ironicide (09/16/2013) [-]
This.
#67 - prebrosj (09/16/2013) [-]
NO
User avatar #69 to #67 - kyrozor (09/16/2013) [-]
That is not an skirt.
User avatar #79 to #69 - prebrosj (09/16/2013) [-]
thats the point
User avatar #87 to #79 - datgermanguy (09/16/2013) [-]
It's a spacestation.
#56 - houseofscarlet (09/16/2013) [-]
Was the guy who proof read Mein Kampf the first grammar nazi?
#15 - englman (09/16/2013) [-]
Okay, I wasn't going to comment, but I feel it's necessary.   
   
I don't care if people disagree or even if they agree. I just feel compelled to say that skirts that short are very whoreish if worn (in public). I don't know what convinces women to wear that kind of crap (in public). I mean skirts are sexy as hell, but when they're so short (and transparent) that you can see virtually everything, they should be kept in the bedroom for 			*******		 awesome sexy-time. Not publicized for the entire community to see. Does everyone want to see your vagina and ass hanging out? They probably 			*******		 do. But have some 			*******		 self-respect for crying out loud.. Same goes for all the buff (or fat/skinny/whatever) guys that walk around with their shirts off in public. You're in public you attention craving douche. This isn't your living-room, people out in the open pretty much HAVE to look at your 			****		, so it'd be nice if it wasn't hanging out..   
   
Anyway, I feel better now.   
Everyone have a great day<3
Okay, I wasn't going to comment, but I feel it's necessary.

I don't care if people disagree or even if they agree. I just feel compelled to say that skirts that short are very whoreish if worn (in public). I don't know what convinces women to wear that kind of crap (in public). I mean skirts are sexy as hell, but when they're so short (and transparent) that you can see virtually everything, they should be kept in the bedroom for ******* awesome sexy-time. Not publicized for the entire community to see. Does everyone want to see your vagina and ass hanging out? They probably ******* do. But have some ******* self-respect for crying out loud.. Same goes for all the buff (or fat/skinny/whatever) guys that walk around with their shirts off in public. You're in public you attention craving douche. This isn't your living-room, people out in the open pretty much HAVE to look at your **** , so it'd be nice if it wasn't hanging out..

Anyway, I feel better now.
Everyone have a great day<3
User avatar #83 to #15 - andyslayer (09/16/2013) [-]
I am a cross country runner, and running outside in the spring/summer/ early fall is unbearable with shirts on (I live near Chicago).
#63 to #15 - John Cena (09/16/2013) [-]
I think transparent skirts are made you can wear jeans under them or leggings. Don't get me wrong I agree with you.
User avatar #72 to #15 - chezburgadominator (09/16/2013) [-]
"Does everyone want to see your vagina and ass hanging out?. . .They probably ******* do."

That was hilarious.
User avatar #55 to #15 - commontroll ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
I can agree on most of those except the shirt one. I hate clothes, and I live in Houston, it's over 100 degrees and humid until October, so if I'm jogging or anything like that and it's not at night, then I don't want to be wearing a shirt. But taking off a shirt just for the hell of showing off, that's douchey.
User avatar #65 to #55 - majormoron (09/16/2013) [-]
I think any sane person would make exceptions for things like that.
User avatar #66 to #65 - commontroll ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Oh good. I've had plenty of people call me a douche or say I'm trying to show off because of it, or they've said I should get something to show off before I try to show off. Glad to hear others confirm that those people are just assholes.
User avatar #68 to #66 - majormoron (09/16/2013) [-]
Nah man if its real hot out wearing as little as possible is a normal reaction. Obviously you should keep your junk covered if in public with some shorts, but going shirtless isn't asshole if its hot out. Its called survival instinct, and **** anyone who says otherwise.
User avatar #71 to #68 - commontroll ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Indeed. That's why I also don't get mad at girls here who hardly wear anything, because I know I don't want to wear much clothing either.

But, back on topic, sir, I wholly agree with your original post about skirts. I think women being modest is attractive anyway, and shows that they don't seek attention of strangers, thus are likely to be loyal and faithful.
User avatar #73 to #71 - majormoron (09/16/2013) [-]
Well its not my post , but yeah there is a line to be drawn. And actually I think short skirts are fine IMO, its when they start to be transparent that makes it in poor taste.
User avatar #74 to #73 - commontroll ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
I see you have a different opinion and I disagree, but I don't dislike you for it.
User avatar #78 to #74 - majormoron (09/16/2013) [-]
Well first define short. Maybe we just aren't on the same wave length.
User avatar #81 to #78 - commontroll ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Like in the post. Above the knee is still attractive obviously, but once it gets to be about a quarter of the woman's thighs are covered it's just pointless to me. But I prefer knee length over pretty much any other length.
User avatar #84 to #81 - majormoron (09/16/2013) [-]
The line is drawn IMO at went it starts to be revealing. If it don't reveal, then its fine by me. As for what I prefer, at this point in time it is alive and not obese. Maybe ill get standards when I actually get girl.
User avatar #5 - crazyolitis (09/16/2013) [-]
And what's in it should be as rounded out as possible.
#53 - cheastnut (09/16/2013) [-]
but i prefer long dresses.   
 mfw i know what i'm saying how people will likely take it
but i prefer long dresses.
mfw i know what i'm saying how people will likely take it
#60 to #53 - confusedasian (09/16/2013) [-]
I prefer the 18th century dresses. As long as they're not those ridiculous looking ones that look like it exploded on the hips down. Since no one wears these any more long dresses are nice. Very elegant and can make anyone like beautiful.
#54 - takemythumb (09/16/2013) [-]
Looks more like a test for him to me.
Try to not rape her
User avatar #29 - amanaman (09/16/2013) [-]
unless your writing a dissertation then it needs to be 3/7 the length of a minecraft world
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#1 - officialjg has deleted their comment [-]
#50 to #1 - warioteam (09/16/2013) [-]
***** thinks deleting his comment will stop the hate.
***** wrong.
User avatar #37 to #1 - nabbit (09/16/2013) [-]
My fries better be hot
#7 to #1 - felixjarl (09/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #48 to #7 - obeyweegee (09/16/2013) [-]
He really didn't deserve all those red thumbs. I'm sorry, officialjg.
User avatar #62 to #7 - leemcgiffen (09/16/2013) [-]
what did he say? I get interested when this happens!
#44 to #7 - noutvissers (09/16/2013) [-]
Next time, he should use this.
User avatar #41 to #7 - thepollock (09/16/2013) [-]
What did he say? He deleted it like wus...
User avatar #42 to #41 - poisonlonewolf (09/16/2013) [-]
officialjg said "Or, you know, you could just write nothing at all."

Don't try and hide your shame officialjg
User avatar #43 to #42 - thepollock (09/16/2013) [-]
Thank you good sir.
#23 to #1 - niggernazi (09/16/2013) [-]
or copy directly from wikipedia
or copy directly from wikipedia
#61 - azzaziel (09/16/2013) [-]
That sounds about right.   
YOU better thumb this comment up. My internet is bad and I waited several minutes to upload this relevant gif. BE HAPPY I CARE FOR YOU.
That sounds about right.
YOU better thumb this comment up. My internet is bad and I waited several minutes to upload this relevant gif. BE HAPPY I CARE FOR YOU.
#75 to #61 - John Cena (09/16/2013) [-]
Fuk da roolz
#77 - bdowns (09/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #70 - justadude (09/16/2013) [-]
My Advanced English teacher in high school always told us this. She was more concerned with the quality of the writing than how much ******** we could put on paper.
User avatar #64 - ryanburry (09/16/2013) [-]
The Lightbulb gets it.
User avatar #76 to #64 - ScottP (09/16/2013) [-]
It sounds like a military commander shouting orders.

"NINE TO '01!
Ell git! Blasti lira, MT!"
User avatar #58 - kroople (09/16/2013) [-]
Tell this to my 20th-century Art teacher who makes us write 8-10 pages on one piece of art.
User avatar #45 - pproksisc (09/16/2013) [-]
dat essay!
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