I love these. . horizon explodes, pull car over to the shoulder until the fiery cloud of death has subsided. lolbye power lines are trailing about, don' t be a
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horizon explodes, pull
car over to the shoulder until
the fiery cloud of death has
subsided.
lolbye power lines are trailing
about, don' t be a pussy, drive
under them really fast.
ofyour car has an election
for more than It hours, can
a licensed mechanic.
if begins emitting
intense orange radiation, feel
free to warm your ears.
if a giant to: -do spray can tries
to attack you. by reasoning
with it
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if it cannot be reasoned with,
wall: away gingerly and bid it
a good day.
Meson only has 3 hospitals.
Consider moving to another
state-
if your organs suddenly fiy out
of your body, try doing some
biology homework or eating
lime beans.
Be sure to wash all the
evidence off your hands
before calling the police.
Meyer eat random fastt and
birds you find lying about
While visiting the elderly, set
their clocks and electronics to
different times.
When viewing modern art, resist
the urgent to
death. LIME away and buttrage
tile.
Instead, use your powers of
telepathy to hurt them into a
motto: of doom.
Make sure no one is looking
before you gone dead
bodies.
ofthe root is caving in, don' t
Menard
computer.
directly at mam- It may one
5 minutes before your nuts on
radioactive materials We a it
ounce container before getting
on an airplane.
Giants should avoid hospitals
for regular sized people.
You knaw, you could just get
an if-‘ hone.
If radiation were to come
inside. don' t answer the door.
Hide behind the couch we when
Witnesses some
if Nickelback begins to play
you should curl into a ball or
run for your life-
You too! Don' t toot: out the
window. its bright out there. Go
back to the intenet.
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#1 - amil (09/15/2013) [-]
I think I will find use for this
#2 - imonaboatman (09/15/2013) [+] (13 replies)
How about no.
#22 - yuvesh (09/16/2013) [-]
i lost it at this
#12 - gibroner (09/16/2013) [-]
kind of like it
#5 - moltenmuffin ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
We need more of those.
We need more of those.
#23 - hypocritical (09/16/2013) [-]
what if it's 5:12?
User avatar #20 - altairibnlaahad (09/16/2013) [-]
As a Missouri resident, I can confirm we only have 3 hospitals.
#18 - solvikaaber (09/16/2013) [-]
mfw "gingerly"
#17 - insaneiare (09/16/2013) [-]
saving this for later
#16 - heydany (09/16/2013) [-]
I read all of these in cr1tikal's voice
#15 - nielsbentzen ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
the system is trying to kill us with radiation
User avatar #14 - loodee (09/16/2013) [-]
went halfway before I realized what the joke was
#11 - fuckallyouniggers ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
This is all I have to show my appreciation for these
This is all I have to show my appreciation for these
User avatar #10 - yiffcario (09/16/2013) [-]
I have no image good enough to describe how hard I was laughing.
#9 - feratrox (09/16/2013) [-]
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#3 - analleakage (09/16/2013) [-]
Does this work for other smartphones or only the iPhone?
#19 - takemythumb (09/16/2013) [-]
This deserves much more thumbs.
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