Science. . Found a paper I wrote in tth grade that I got an f on. My prompt was "Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see" I wrote, I would
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Found a paper I wrote in tth grade
that I got an f on.
My prompt was "Imagine you are
sitting on a cloud, what would you
do or see"
I wrote,
I would see the ground as I fell
because I would fall through it
because in science you told us
that clouds were just water mists."
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User avatar #1 - stifflimb ONLINE (09/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You deserve the the F since you forgot all about the screaming, madly flailing with your arms, becoming a last second true believer of god as to the second later you start cursing your god for doing this....... oh and yeah you handed it in late!
User avatar #2 - adu (09/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
You fool! You were supposed to estimate the height of the cloud and then calculate the time it would take to hit the ground while accelerating at a rate of 9.81m/s^2 until the point of terminal velocity while also compensating for wind resistance!
#10 - andrewolfzoom (09/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
and this guy got a F, shame on you teacher.
User avatar #22 - goodnewseveryone (09/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Teacher's comments: "u are 1 fukin cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life ..."
#3 - guinessguy (09/16/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Reminds me of this.
#89 - tinyer (09/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I did the same for a statewide standardized test.   
   
The prompt was to write about a time I overcame a great difficulty.   
   
I chose to write about the essay I was currently writing.   
   
   
I wrote an essay about writing an essay.
I did the same for a statewide standardized test.

The prompt was to write about a time I overcame a great difficulty.

I chose to write about the essay I was currently writing.


I wrote an essay about writing an essay.
#44 - quazek (09/16/2013) [-]
I ******* lost it at 'water mists'
User avatar #81 - fukkendragonite (09/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
You people saying that it was clever to look at it from another perspective are ******* idiots. It's a smartass answer. What should have happened was the kid was looking out from atop the cloud and describing the amazing feeling and the sights they could see, and then end it with "And then I feel through the cloud to my death because I remembered that clouds are just water mists like you told us in science.

This is not a test of your lateral thinking, it is a test of how articulate you are. How well you can express your thoughts and emotions. Of course, throw in the lateral thinking too, but to miss the point entirely is stupid. You don't get rewarded in life for intentionally dodging the point given to you. Sorry, but it's true. And that's what school should be about- preparing you for the outside world. And yes, even in 5th grade. There's no time to waste. If you're wasting time going "But he's just a kid, so we'll be easy on him for now and let him completely ignore the task set for the paper" then he has learned NOTHING.
User avatar #20 - bluerangermartin (09/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The idea is to use your imagination and not right 3 lines. That's why it says 'Imagine' instead of 'be totally Bill Nye super smart Neil black science man'
#24 to #20 - mraye (09/16/2013) [-]
But he did use his imagination, and imagined that if he was on a cloud, he would fall to his death.
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#54 - princessren has deleted their comment [+] (8 replies)
User avatar #61 to #54 - mutzaki ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
A 10th grader has bigger tits.
#79 - josieabby (09/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'd have rewarded you for having the mind to look at the question from a different perspective.
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#110 - anthonycrty Comment deleted by fuckingdaltonapple [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #115 to #110 - strifethethird (09/16/2013) [-]
WOW please tell me more!!
User avatar #106 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (09/16/2013) [-]
Being a smartass in school was the highlight of my education.
#105 - zanekin (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But what if the cloud in question is a nimbus cloud?
#36 - alltipswelcome (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #7 - xxrayxx (09/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I'm not a violent person, but if I were you I'd find that teacher and punch them in the face for being a ******* idiot.
#9 to #7 - thelastamerican (09/16/2013) [-]
Where the teacher is going.
Where the teacher is going.
#95 - gustaviaable (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How did he get a F on that?!
How did he get a F on that?!
#114 - wishanonscouldpost (09/16/2013) [-]
**wishanonscouldpost rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at Oh the irony... **
User avatar #35 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well if the teacher wanted some ******** fairy tale answer, they should've added the word "figuratively" to the end of the question.
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