Karma's a bitch. . Hodges To the prick that tried to break into my car through the window but ran off when I walked up to the car. Mate you dropped your unlocke Karma's a bitch Hodges To the prick that tried to break into my car through window but ran off when I walked up Mate you dropped your unlocke
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To the prick that tried to break into my car
through the window but ran off when I
walked up to the car. Mate you dropped
your unlocked iphone.. |' had loads of fun
ringing abroad, ringing sex lines and chat
lines and every number! could find that cost
over . 50 a minute.. Your currently on the
phone to someone called Krishna in india
and have been for the past half and half. Oh
We also put the phone on charge so ts
ready for round two later. There' s also
some great pictures of your little pecker on
there aswell which may get published a bit
later. MUG
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - moqa
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The worst part? That iPhone is probably stolen so some innocent guy is getting double ******.
User avatar #13 to #3 - EdwardNigma
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Well, why would the mugger steal an iphone, then leave all the data as someone elses?

Seems a bit counter productive.
User avatar #33 to #13 - pandation
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because he stole it the same night and didn't have a chance to play with it
User avatar #79 to #3 - ellzfj
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I would just like to say you can rest easy as this is most likely fake as I have seen it 3 times now all posted by different people (on facebook, not funnyjunk)
User avatar #4 to #3 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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If it was someones elses originally it would have been blocked
User avatar #27 to #4 - FairyGodParents
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I don't lock my phone.
User avatar #73 to #4 - pokemonstheshiz
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if the thief puts it on airplane mode, the owner can't do ****
#5 to #4 - anon id: 7cbdb463
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depends on when it was stolen.... if the theif had just stolen said iphone(possibly from a nearby car).......
User avatar #6 to #5 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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What would be the odds of that happening and who would leave their iphone in their car
User avatar #8 to #6 - losers
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Quite high, most people feel safe in higher class neighborhoods. People who don't use their phones as often, such as middle aged adults will leave phones in the car often. When a robber goes through said neighborhood, they don't just rob one vehicle, they will often times rob as many as they can before they get caught/spooked.

Source:Family of law enforcement.
User avatar #96 to #8 - grizzlebear
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How many middle aged adults take pictures of their penis, though?
User avatar #144 to #96 - losers
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A lot of middle aged adults do. They try to keep a *shudder* fresh sex life active. Just think of your parents trading nudes...
User avatar #137 to #96 - lolme
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>Implying any middle aged student don't.
#14 to #6 - swiftshadow
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*cough* my wife * cough*
#1 - bipolarprobe
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It's funny because they can get arrested for doing all of that and the person who tried to rob their car would be off scott free, they have no proof that they tried to rob them but there is plenty of evidence that they have been making fraudulent calls at someone else's expense.
#16 to #1 - chadisyounggg
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#23 to #16 - omnomonramen
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Yes. That is EXACTLY what he is saying.
#22 to #16 - anon id: 45e8cbf2
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Someone may have dropped their phone next to the car earlier, it might be unlikely but not improbable. Where if someone dropped their phone in someone else's house there isn't really any way that could happen unless you illegally entered.
User avatar #34 to #22 - chadisyounggg
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Or you were invited in?
User avatar #18 to #16 - jacklane
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Well, if you break into someones house through, let's say a skylight. You fall onto the kitchen counter and are pierced by a kitchen knife. You can successfully sue the owner!
User avatar #20 to #18 - fishinyourface
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I don't understand that.....why the **** do people let that happen?
User avatar #17 to #16 - bipolarprobe
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Murder leaves behind messes, and interrupted robbery can often leave nothing behind except the phone in this case which is not proof at all that he was trying to steal anything
User avatar #30 to #16 - metalmind
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If you're not black.
But if you're black and in america, you'll get 20 years for firing warning shots into the air. (With a legal weapon, to scare of someone who wants to assault you).
User avatar #35 to #30 - sinonyx
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that's because it's illegal to fire a gun into the air.. because the bullet can kill someone
User avatar #37 to #35 - metalmind
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Yes, but killing somebody is legal?
Like the guy who shot his (ex) wifes new boyfriend, and claimed that he thought that he was right to do it on the "stand your ground law", because "he was having intercourse with her".
(Although he was separated from his wife, and he knew that the man was her boyfriend, and had a clearly visible tatoo of the woman, which he admits to have seen)
He got off scot free.
User avatar #45 to #37 - sinonyx
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are you ******* high...?
User avatar #49 to #45 - metalmind
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And by "he" I mean the victim.
#2 to #1 - taurusguy
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Well, nobody said that karma goes only one way.
#97 to #1 - anon id: 63a915ff
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I hope they do get arrested.
There's a reason we have the judicial system.
#140 to #1 - anon id: db75f706
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they don't use lie detectors anymore?
User avatar #146 to #140 - bipolarprobe
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Lie detectors are unreliable and somewhat inaccurate so they can't really be for legitimate evidence.
#10 - chavkiller
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I went out with this girl in primary school, what the ****.
I can attest to the fact, that knowing her, this is probably completely legit.
#95 to #10 - neggernegernger
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and below we have a bunch of guys jealous at a random guy who have had a girlfriend.
#43 to #10 - herbolifee
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#38 to #10 - iamtheceej
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#48 to #10 - memenoob
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Yeah, and Krishna from India? I think dated her a while back too...
#19 to #10 - spyronos
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User avatar #24 to #19 - goodcheese
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actually buon- is one of the few adjectives in italian that precedes the noun.
#28 to #24 - spyronos
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#29 to #28 - goodcheese
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#99 to #28 - stalkingtiger
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Wow, best come back I've seen in a while..
Wow, best come back I've seen in a while..
#12 to #10 - fuckthepopo
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wow
such cool
very interest
User avatar #31 - deathleprechaun
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What if the phone was stolen from someone else?
#107 to #31 - anon id: b8d2e0f6
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Comment #3 literally said that. **** you.
#59 to #31 - grapefruity
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#32 to #31 - toncheky
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#9 - kvjacks
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plot twist its his phone
#11 - studbeefpile
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#66 - drhoffable
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lets not post those pecker pictures later.
#71 to #66 - karvarausku
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**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #195 at Humans are badass ** so you want them now already?
User avatar #77 to #71 - Zen
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That oddly fits.
User avatar #58 - techjoker
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Then she realizes that the phone was stolen from her own car.
User avatar #60 to #58 - agrofenlas
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Why would she have pictures of the muggers dick?
User avatar #61 to #60 - techjoker
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It's her dick.
#62 to #61 - agrofenlas
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But I have a lot of them... So that's not exactly fair.
#64 - qwadah
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okay, how does that make her a better person than him?
okay, how does that make her a better person than him?
#67 to #64 - anon id: e1602bbe
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Summarized. Humans, as a whole, we're all assholes. Revenge is never to settle injustices. It's to crush the bastard that did **** to you, so that you can regain your self respect and honor. That's the general theory, the fact that it never really turns out that well, is because well, life.

It's the childrens mobius strip of fighting. "He hit me! I'll hit him twice!"
#75 to #67 - anon id: b8bb5ae6
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Really? ive always thought of revenge as more of a "you ****** with me so now im going to **** with you to the point that even the thought of trying to **** with me again will send shivers down your now removed testicles" though thats just me
#102 to #64 - anon id: fc81ced1
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If society was run by people being the "better person", we would all be screwed. The bad people get punished, the car thief DESERVES some punishment, he is lucky that it will only cost him probably as much as the car he was trying to steal. He could do jail time but no, the girl is merciful by making to largest punishment some pictures of his ******* bollocks.
#114 to #64 - Jameshaich
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Because he was breaking into her car first.
User avatar #72 to #64 - lorkhan
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Because she didn't do anything to the mugger, and then she gave him a lesson of consequences because he tried to mugger her.
User avatar #81 to #64 - theshadowed
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No. We don't have to be 'the better person'. **** hat. If we want revenge, we take it.
User avatar #74 to #64 - ducewilliams
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no one said she was a better person however she did teach the theif a lesson in being an asshole and to think before he does stuff... also he is a ******* idiot
#147 to #74 - qwadah
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all im saying is, you can't know for sure how his life has been, NOT saying its right to break into cars, but if he's doing it, there has to be a reason for it, people act like they've been saints all their lives and dont even hesitate to crap over a random person they dont know **** about. NO ONE has never done nothing bad, and you going "he's a ******* idiot" is pretty harsh imo. people never take a minute to think, just act, and i guess thats what people judge from, actions, not history or nothing else. im just rambling, but its just feels and thoughts and opinions, i know im not right, and i know im not wrong, its just a ******* opinion. ALL im saying, just take a minute and think. people learn from their mistakes, i know i have, and boy have i taken the wrong steps. i LEARNED, and everytime before i ******* strike people down with judgement and hate and call them a ******* idiot, i think back, and i just keep my mouth shut, i know nothing about that person that gives me the right to judge him.

TL;DR: sorry, just me and my big mouth, basicly just saying "think before you act"
#106 - anon id: 018bf70e
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I'm pretty sure SHE'S just a bitch. By what she's said, he's probably
being charged well into the £500 margin by now. That's not an eye
for an eye, that's a limb for an eye.
User avatar #132 to #106 - legodude
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I love my car, I have spent hours working on it and plenty of money, if some asshole tried breaking into it I'd do the same. And the monoblocks on my car are more than £500 on there own.... so it's not even an eye for an eye yet.
User avatar #136 to #106 - Vegeto
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I'm pretty sure most used cars are already over $1000.
User avatar #108 to #106 - ltsparky
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Is a stolen car worth 500?
#109 to #106 - screaming
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Simple: don't try and break into someone else's ******* car.
User avatar #110 to #106 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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If you're gonna **** someone over for trying to **** you over at least do it right, dont defend the guys what if she needed the car for work she's lose a lot more than the car