Karma's a bitch. . Hodges To the prick that tried to break into my car through the window but ran off when I walked up to the car. Mate you dropped your unlocke
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Karma's a bitch

To the prick that tried to break into my car
through the window but ran off when I
walked up to the car. Mate you dropped
your unlocked iphone.. |' had loads of fun
ringing abroad, ringing sex lines and chat
lines and every number! could find that cost
over . 50 a minute.. Your currently on the
phone to someone called Krishna in india
and have been for the past half and half. Oh
We also put the phone on charge so ts
ready for round two later. There' s also
some great pictures of your little pecker on
there aswell which may get published a bit
later. MUG
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#3 - moqa (09/15/2013) [+] (13 replies)
The worst part? That iPhone is probably stolen so some innocent guy is getting double ****** .
#1 - bipolarprobe (09/15/2013) [+] (17 replies)
It's funny because they can get arrested for doing all of that and the person who tried to rob their car would be off scott free, they have no proof that they tried to rob them but there is plenty of evidence that they have been making fraudulent calls at someone else's expense.
#10 - chavkiller (09/16/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I went out with this girl in primary school, what the **** .
I can attest to the fact, that knowing her, this is probably completely legit.
#12 to #10 - fuckthepopo (09/16/2013) [-]
such cool
very interest
User avatar #31 - deathleprechaun (09/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
What if the phone was stolen from someone else?
#9 - kvjacks (09/16/2013) [-]
plot twist its his phone
#66 - drhoffable (09/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
lets not post those pecker pictures later.
User avatar #58 - techjoker (09/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Then she realizes that the phone was stolen from her own car.
User avatar #61 to #60 - techjoker (09/16/2013) [-]
It's her dick.
#64 - qwadah (09/16/2013) [+] (8 replies)
okay, how does that make her a better person than him?
okay, how does that make her a better person than him?
User avatar #74 to #64 - ducewilliams (09/16/2013) [-]
no one said she was a better person however she did teach the theif a lesson in being an asshole and to think before he does stuff... also he is a ******* idiot
#106 - Ken M (09/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I'm pretty sure SHE'S just a bitch. By what she's said, he's probably
being charged well into the £500 margin by now. That's not an eye
for an eye, that's a limb for an eye.
#109 to #106 - screaming ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Simple: don't try and break into someone else's ******* car.
User avatar #90 - picklemanatee (09/16/2013) [-]
And then he comes back and she gets shot
User avatar #100 - mechaemperor (09/16/2013) [-]
The phone was likely stolen. So another person's getting ****** .
#80 - dross (09/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I'm the sort of person who'd just have picked up the phone....

And then probably kept it for a few weeks to see if the person came back so I could give it back to them. Then I wouldn't feel bad if they didn't come back for it. And I wouldn't feel like a tool for using it. I'd wipe it first too, can't really see myself explaining how I'd posted dick pictures on someone's facebook....
#76 - maxsexington (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why did she have to do that to the poor car thief who was clearly the victim and not her how dare she bully this honest citizen by stealing his stolen iphone and not returning it, this girl is obviously a bitch that needs hitting..ohhh nooo poor thief , i for one would give the dude money and keys to my house to rob later , she didnt have to do that at alll <----- There are always a few brain damaged white knights taking the side of the small kid who bullies the big fat kid everyday but when he fights back he's the bad guy
User avatar #120 - Durp (09/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
"and have been for the past half and half"
I kept picturing a bottle of half and half creamer. And then I realized she was talking about time. Oops.

Also question just cause. Pecker. What is that? Front or back of the dude?
#42 - applerapist (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #54 to #42 - coolioplasm (09/16/2013) [-]
In the history of the world this would have HAD to happened at least once, so don't doubt it.
#41 - antigravitycake (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #115 - wellimnotsure (09/16/2013) [-]
Why are people defending a car thief?
#104 - bitchplzzz (09/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If that was me Id download CP somehow and try report him for that, however, Im aware they could probably trace it to me, but if he has data roaming, hes ******

I dont condone CP or anything of the sort, I just think people that can afford an iPhone go stealing deserve a long sentence
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