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#5 - tonkkax (09/15/2013) [-]
>mfw "GTA SA has no content"
>mfw "GTA SA has no content"
#167 to #5 - sebgun (09/16/2013) [-]
Oh it sure has content.
User avatar #158 to #5 - SmellyClaw (09/16/2013) [-]
SA:MP is probably the best addon/mod for San Andreas
#95 to #5 - hairydawg (09/16/2013) [-]
Right?!
Right?!
#92 to #5 - anonymous (09/16/2013) [-]
i agree with you. the gang fights were the shit. not to mention dual wielding and planes and parachutes and the worst two player ive ever seen
User avatar #62 to #5 - itsmewaffle (09/16/2013) [-]
but it's true

everything else is just walking around like a retard collecting shit
User avatar #205 to #62 - lynchdude (09/16/2013) [-]
welcome to every sandbox game
User avatar #105 to #62 - tonkkax (09/16/2013) [-]
Go to bars to play pool against CPU for money, go to casino to gamble for money, do vigilante/paramedic/taxi missions for money, find seashells, find photograph spots, easter eggs and horseshoes, go street racing, fight for gang territory, kill cops, go bicycling around, find hidden weapon/armor/cool car spawn points, pimp your ride, go skydiving, go jump off the big mountain, buy clothes and weapons, go to the gym and get ripped or go to the kluckin' bell and get yourself fat.

There's just about all of them i can remember
User avatar #112 to #105 - ienjoyrofling (09/16/2013) [-]
Half of these were in prior GTA's, the rest would've been implemented but just weren't due to memory issues. Here's the real schpeel on GTA:SA in my opinion. People grew up with it. You don't acknowledge most issues in games as a child because you don't notice them. So many faux pa's were done in the game. So many cliched moments and artificial sayings and 'quotes.' I think most people just play the game with nostalgia goggles on and go to town with it. In no way is it a bad game, but it wasn't as good as it could've been. But hey, at least the missions were alright. Unlike Gta 4, were you essentially did four different missions over and over again with different names and a 'branching' story arch.
User avatar #186 to #112 - tonkkax (09/16/2013) [-]
...What?

I played the game the first time i was 14

Now im 15 and my birthday is in july.

No nostalgia blinders here, i absolutely love SA.
User avatar #235 to #186 - ienjoyrofling (09/17/2013) [-]
You noticed none of it's major flaws and crippling mistakes? The voice acting was okay, but the lip-synch was TERRIBLE. Some lines didn't fit and others were trying to hard for humor. Artificial difficulty. Oh yeah this chase mission? Yeah you can't kill him until after.. 10 minutes of driving. Else wise they'd be rewarding your talent. Can't have that. The whole 'luck' system. Disgusting. The plot line was nothing great, but not that bad. The radio lacked pretty bad. The driving sucked camel dicks. They went for realism but decided to scrap it half-way through and keep the broken mess. So by the way, to fix that, drive for 6 real life days straight and you'll get half-way there. Fly a plane for 5 minutes and you can work for an airline for all it gives a shit, you're a pro. Gang territories are around but then drop at one point then come back. On your way to a mission? Nope, gang under attack. No you can't send people to stop it, this is your gang, much like the president you have to go head to head with their army. I have other examples but it'd be easier to push on you, the burden of proof because it should be that way anyways.
User avatar #238 to #235 - tonkkax (09/17/2013) [-]
SA is a 10 year old game for fuck sakes, lip syncing technology hadn't evolved yet to the point where its loud and clear. You're treating the game like if it was made yesterday. The radio is full enough with stuff, Gang territories are fine and do you honestly think its a problem that you waste less time to get your hands on the planes? Most of the problems you are listing are tiny flaws that no one notices or even gives a shit about except nitpicks.
User avatar #241 to #238 - ienjoyrofling (09/17/2013) [-]
>nitpicks >i mention major game influences. No. The technology for lip synch was fine in its day and age. They didn't do diddly to work with it, honestly. The territories do suck ass, you are forced to use them and it limits how much time you have to fuck around when you have to babysit a street corner from crybaby gangsters. The planes were nice, but the map needed that, else you'd spend 10 minutes getting from the north to the south end. I love how you're picking out my weaker arguements and doing jack-shit with the good points like the broken driving. Also; love how you provide little points as to why it's good. l2argue.
User avatar #242 to #241 - tonkkax (09/18/2013) [-]
well you're the one who isn't providing any points why the different things are bad. Why does driving suck? whats wrong with the map?
#173 to #112 - anonymous (09/16/2013) [-]
So becoming a fat ass or muscle bound gangster doesn't happen what about choice of style on vechilaes? They were not in other ones planes were new helicopters no bycicales new there is plenty of new content in San Andreas at the time I know of past capability s of the old games but ingore these for trying to shoot down a person the me had glitches issue with certain missions that true but to say it as no new content within it tat flat out lie I don't knw game at the time were you can so much you become fat muscled dude or don't eat at all be skinny it was also multiplayer will you tell us it's old parts reuses you failed to say what new things it brought out I don't look at games I've played in the past with rose tinted glass on I've just finshed playing dino crisis 2 its was he'll of lot shorter than I remeber it or ff7 or even space commander or canon fodder some ill still like if person who make case about bad aspect ill give them chance why well they may have a point some times
#118 to #112 - Pinkdonutdoom (09/16/2013) [-]
"Play the game with nostalgia goggles on and go to town with it" just like every call of duty and madden nfl game ever made. Regardless of its flaws the game has sold over 20 million copies worldwide and i still enjoy the game today. Plus no game is perfect (except GTA V).
#135 to #118 - anonymous (09/16/2013) [-]
you can't say a game is perfect a day prior to its official release you fucking idiot
#142 to #135 - Pinkdonutdoom (09/16/2013) [-]
Calm your tits good sir. I can do whatever the fuck i want. You don't have to get so offended over someones opinion. Plus are you blind or have you actually seen gameplay of GTA V cause it looks pretty fucking good and the 24 million plus views on the official gameplay video backs my claim but again this is only my opinion.
#53 to #5 - pryhuss (09/16/2013) [-]
If only I knew how to edit gifs
User avatar #208 to #53 - kaitora (09/16/2013) [-]
Gif.

At least it was before you fucked everythang up.
User avatar #212 to #208 - babbysmithy (09/16/2013) [-]
Thumb for you sir!
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