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As always I didn't make this I just found it.

This Easter remember,
JESUS WAS NOT A
ZOMBIE.
He was net mindless nor did he consume enyone.
Althea h his soul
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or , meet, he was net
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er Ah/ I He was corporeal and
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It is clear.
JESUS A LICH.
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spells er rituals re bind his sod ta his enameled ear; -ise and hereby achieves
Limes are depicted as being cavarly cadaverous, their bodies still
hearing the wounds they Edie mime their death. Uhgs eaten have the
pewter d necromancy, which cake them ta bring he deed back ta life.

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#14 - Zydratejunkie (09/16/2013) [-]

<-- Jesus

#35 to #14 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]

#18 to #14 - whyunofeellucky (09/16/2013) [-]

#19 to #18 - Zydratejunkie (09/16/2013) [-]

I love me too.

#46 to #14 - atomschlumpf (09/16/2013) [-]

might aswell dump my Arthas wallpapers if anyone wants them

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#52 to #51 - atomschlumpf (09/16/2013) [-]

#53 to #52 - atomschlumpf (09/16/2013) [-]

#54 to #53 - atomschlumpf (09/16/2013) [-]

#55 to #54 - atomschlumpf (09/16/2013) [-]

Last one, it's not really Arthas but Frost Wyrms are pretty cool, too

#106 to #48 - AngryRedMidget (09/16/2013) [-]

Is that supposed to be jaina?

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#109 to #106 - atomschlumpf (09/16/2013) [-]

Yes, after Arthas is dead she meets him a last time

#38 to #14 - luquaz (09/16/2013) [-]

"My son, the day you were born, the very forests of Lordaeron whispered the name Arthas. My child, I watched with pride as you grew into a weapon of righteousness. Remember, our line has always ruled with wisdom and strength. And I know you will show restraint when exercising your great power. But the truest victory, my son, is stirring the hearts of your people. I tell you this, for when my days have come to an end, you shall be King."

brings a chill down my spine. wow lore is so ******* good

#75 to #14 - headhunternl (09/16/2013) [-]

If that is Jesus you can sign me up for christianity

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#8 - haeckal (09/16/2013) [-]

I'm a Christian, and I like the idea of worshiping an undead God who promises to make me immortal with the power of his blood. It's so ******* metal.

#79 to #8 - undeadwill (09/16/2013) [-]

Yeah in Texas huge amounts of Christian metal heads

#32 to #8 - metalmind (09/16/2013) [-]

And don't forget the cool Zombie invasion of Jerusalem.

#30 to #8 - kampi ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]

> christian
> " ******* metal"

That's a first.

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#36 to #30 - urapooper (09/16/2013) [-]

christian metal exists

#45 to #36 - dadkors (09/16/2013) [-]

Illuminandi-Hymn Of All Creation-Christian Gothic Metal

Why are you getting downvoted when you are right?

#83 to #30 - Funnymick (09/16/2013) [-]

Ever heard of tourniquet or vengeance rising?

#77 to #30 - zeittergiest (09/16/2013) [-]

christian metalfag here - nope

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#1 - kizzybear (09/15/2013) [-]

Damn thats a good argument...

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#2 - sexyed (09/15/2013) [-]

Lich

#3 to #2 - gragasvlad [OP]ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]

it's so cute

#4 to #3 - gragasvlad [OP]ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]

We need to be able to turn the stupid emoticons of :I

#23 to #4 - zerokiller (09/16/2013) [-]

I know how to turn them off. Okay ready? Don't use smiley faces.

#26 to #23 - gragasvlad [OP]ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]

but I like smiley faces

#5 to #2 - unlithe (09/15/2013) [-]

lich

#11 to #5 - fhfiction ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]

lich

#58 to #11 - unlithe (09/16/2013) [-]

well technically hes not dead and thats not his original body. he never truly died.

#62 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]

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#12 - fargtwo (09/16/2013) [-]

Close enough.

#81 to #12 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]

According to the Bible, Jesus is both God and the King of Kings.

What else can you call a king of kings? An emperor.

Jesus Christ = the God Emperor, Q.E.D.

#104 to #81 - sunsofdorn (09/16/2013) [-]

Oh dear god-emperor I have no pitcure for this.

#72 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]

10/10 Would worship.

#6 - ZalgotheImminent (09/15/2013) [-]

But the question that brings up is what was his phylactery?

#64 to #6 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]

The Holy Grail?

#73 to #6 - bithcwits (09/16/2013) [-]

The true cross?

#7 to #6 - anonrandom (09/16/2013) [-]

The holy grail?

#9 to #6 - akimbobears (09/16/2013) [-]

Clearly that is the secret role of the Vatican. To guard Jesus's phylactery. It's probably the holy grail.

#22 to #9 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]

I thought that once you succeeded in becoming a lich you didn't have the need for a phylactery anymore.

#24 to #22 - baconrainbow (09/16/2013) [-]

Nope, still need one

#97 - tikigott (09/16/2013) [-]

The holy grail is the phylactery for his soul. By obtaining the grail and destroying it, you'll get infinite Might.

Wat ?

#100 to #97 - darksideofthebeast (09/16/2013) [-]

Oh dear Jesus.
I hope the wrong person doesn't find the holy grail, I want it!

#95 - larxenex (09/16/2013) [-]

**larxenex rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at bestest best friends are best of best ** this is what I'm worshipping

#96 to #95 - applemoose (09/16/2013) [-]

you blasphemer
the north will find you

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#74 - HappyHarryCox (09/16/2013) [-]

Everybody's talking about Jesus as if he were a real person, and not just a fictional character. How perplexing...

#78 to #74 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]

Tell us more, since apparently you were around for over 2000 years and are knowledgeable of all the facts of history

#89 to #74 - dedaluminus (09/16/2013) [-]

Jesus of Nazareth was a real person. There's records of him existing in more places than the bible. Whether or not he was actually the son of a God that may or may not exist is a matter of personal opinion until science proves there isn't one or God comes down out of the heavens to **** with people again.

#76 to #74 - Lainge (09/16/2013) [-]

See, now it's snarky crap like this that makes people think you're a faggot.
I have no idea who you are.

#88 to #74 - ddylann (09/16/2013) [-]

this is you

#10 - jaypaul (09/16/2013) [-]

Yall gotta mit the Lich is one creepy ass muhfuka

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#13 to #10 - ridivey ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]

i liked him better animated...

#20 to #13 - aldheim (09/16/2013) [-]

Yeah, this real life picture of the lich is freaky as hell.

#25 to #10 - hellomynameisbill (09/16/2013) [-]

honestly, in reality he looks horrifying

#34 to #10 - thisotherdude (09/16/2013) [-]

Indeed, even more so in a realistic art style. Plus he's voiced by Ron Perlman (who also voiced Slade from Teen Titans) and Ron knows how to do a good creepy and sinister voice.