Why I never had a boyfriend. I wish I lived in the past, because healthy and natural used to mean beautiful back then. Now, with all that makeup, plastic surger
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#20 - raiKougar (09/16/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Blessed with a big, beautiful, round butt.



Is a caucasain male.
#23 - daviid (09/16/2013) [+] (42 replies)
well genetics did me pretty good but i had a childhood freak accident in which i stabbed a pencil near my eye causing severe nerve damage thus making me dead blind in my right eye, which of course makes my eye lazy as **** .

isn't eye contact important? because ill never be able to do that comfortably
#8 - midgetmayhem (09/15/2013) [-]
BITCH I'M BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
User avatar #12 - colossusshadow (09/16/2013) [-]
Genetics have been very kind to me.
I'm just fat.
User avatar #16 - muffintime (09/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Pretty face, smart, amazing hair, Strong jaw line, and pretty eyes...

Huge social anxiety problem and can not approach a woman and start a conversation with her if my life depended on it...
#48 - infinitereaper (09/16/2013) [+] (15 replies)
>poor health   
>chronic pain   
> insomnia    
>digestive problems   
>polyurinasia   
   
Don't bitch. Not to mention my imperfect eye sight and chronic headaches without glasses or contacts. Oh, and when I cum I don't really feel anything. (my favorite!)   
   
The plus side?    
   
I've got decent looks. But 						****					. I'd rather be ugly and healthy. Trust me, you don't know pain until it's a default setting. It hurts.... it 						*******					 hurts... all the time.    
   
There are times I literally want to my rip my skin and flesh off and just climb out of my body somehow. This is the kind of 						****					 that 						*****					 with the path of your entire life. You endure all that physical pain and stress while trying to live. It's enough to destroy your happiness, twist your personality, and wear down your mind. Forget trying to live properly, you have to do everything in your power just to stay alive and appear functional. Can't live in society without that.    
   
Count your blessings, and spare me the social anxiety 						********					. How the 						****					 do you think I feel? I'm only 						*******					 19, and I feel more dead than alive.
>poor health
>chronic pain
> insomnia
>digestive problems
>polyurinasia

Don't bitch. Not to mention my imperfect eye sight and chronic headaches without glasses or contacts. Oh, and when I cum I don't really feel anything. (my favorite!)

The plus side?

I've got decent looks. But **** . I'd rather be ugly and healthy. Trust me, you don't know pain until it's a default setting. It hurts.... it ******* hurts... all the time.

There are times I literally want to my rip my skin and flesh off and just climb out of my body somehow. This is the kind of **** that ***** with the path of your entire life. You endure all that physical pain and stress while trying to live. It's enough to destroy your happiness, twist your personality, and wear down your mind. Forget trying to live properly, you have to do everything in your power just to stay alive and appear functional. Can't live in society without that.

Count your blessings, and spare me the social anxiety ******** . How the **** do you think I feel? I'm only ******* 19, and I feel more dead than alive.
User avatar #38 - kaycie (09/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Makes you pretty good looking
>makes you awkward and shy as **** so no one sticks around
#1 - wheres (09/15/2013) [+] (8 replies)
People didn't think that in the past. You don't have any of these features, you're just plain ugly and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is trying to make you feel better.
User avatar #13 - sweetdickwilly (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy compliment a girl on her strong hair, I'd be a broke ass mother ****** .
#47 - anonexplains (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Blessed with a long, thick, hard cock.


Is a female.
#49 to #47 - infinitereaper (09/16/2013) [-]
implying that's a bad thing
implying that's a bad thing
User avatar #43 - staticstork (09/16/2013) [-]
How about this: Normal at socializing, normal looking, normal everything
Too lazy to talk to people or even get a girlfriend. So lazy that even playing video games feel like a chore. I don't even know how I managed enough effort to write this comm
User avatar #19 - wolframalpha (09/16/2013) [-]
the only thing thats really wrong with meis my social anxiety, and my teeth. Like, i could straighten them with braces, but some of them arent even the right shape
#185 - doesmyusermatter (09/16/2013) [-]
gives you everything you need to get the hottest girls in bed! small dick.
#139 - jeej (09/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Look normal, love games, have a lot of guy friends.
So what's wrong?
Imagine having Eczema all over your body, pretty much having your throat bloody red from all the scratching and having bits of skin constantly falling and peeling off your face. Also, get embarrassed every time you talk to someone, blood red tomato embarrassed, even when ordering or paying a cashier.
I'm not saying that I have it worse than anyone else, I'm just joining in on the whole "nobody is perfect" dilemma.
#126 - felixjarl (09/16/2013) [-]
I never thought this one would ever be useable.
I never thought this one would ever be useable.
#92 - thecharliesheen (09/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm 19 years old, and barely taller than 4'11. Where I volunteer, I constantly get asked if I'm allowed to be there because "I don't look old enough to be there without a parent". When I was at the gym, a man made a point to come over to me and ask how old I was, and when I said "19", he laughed ridiculously loud and said "My buddy and I over there thought you were only 15 and were going to ask why you weren't in school!"
I didn't even get the good graces to be a bitchin' midget like Peter Dinklage. I'm kinda stuck in a ****** purgatory between normal and "almost midget".
User avatar #18 - nuclearderp (09/16/2013) [-]
Natural at biology.
Can barely tolerate the sight of blood.
User avatar #9 - roflstorm (09/16/2013) [-]
Brilliant ideas, great hair, sense of humour

Lets make him Paranoid, attention deficit, and anxious.
User avatar #37 - wizardblizzard (09/16/2013) [-]
Lets give her nice eyes, good hair and high cheekbones.

Also, lets not forget that acne everywhere like a pepperoni pizza and the trichotillomania.
User avatar #34 - Endofzeeworld (09/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have wide hips and a large, shapely ass.

I am a 6'2 230 Pound sophomore.
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