Why I never had a boyfriend. I wish I lived in the past, because healthy and natural used to mean beautiful back then. Now, with all that makeup, plastic surger Why I never had a boyfriend wish lived in the past because healthy and natural used to mean beautiful back then Now with all that makeup plastic surger
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#20 - raiKougar
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Blessed with a big, beautiful, round butt.



Is a caucasain male.
#154 to #20 - TheOldOakTree
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i know the feel
User avatar #171 to #20 - marinepenguin
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I know the feeling, my girlfriend says I have a ghetto ass.
#184 to #20 - killakahn
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User avatar #194 to #20 - flawlessandeternal
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Given sweet, wide, curvy hips.



Is a dude.
#203 to #20 - funnyrage
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almost no one will get this joke.
#76 to #20 - kampi
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Know that feeling, bro.
Know that feeling, bro.
#224 to #76 - ewqua [OP]
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One of my male friends is like this. But damn, he is adorable
#41 to #20 - jacobomexicano
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I see no problem here
I see no problem here
User avatar #103 to #20 - tauntaun
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Stay away from prison
#179 to #103 - plue
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or from your dad....
User avatar #32 to #20 - TheGodamnBatman
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Are you said your not a black caucasian male?
User avatar #91 to #32 - zaxzwim
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what
#208 to #32 - kingsombra
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Comment Picture
User avatar #142 to #20 - joshlol
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Blessed with an 11 inch cock

I'm a 5'1 white girl
User avatar #188 to #142 - hairydawg
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Ok Josh...
#23 - daviid
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well genetics did me pretty good but i had a childhood freak accident in which i stabbed a pencil near my eye causing severe nerve damage thus making me dead blind in my right eye, which of course makes my eye lazy as ****.

isn't eye contact important? because ill never be able to do that comfortably
#155 to #23 - dickthebutt
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I have a friend that has half of the face burnt and I dont hear him crying about it. Dont be a bitch and be a ******* man
#29 to #23 - anon id: 1577d91d
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Wear a black leather eyepatch, be a badass.
User avatar #42 to #29 - daviid
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i thought about it and asked my mom for one when i was younger but she told me it was a a really stupid idea so i never did it
#50 to #42 - anon id: 554d23e4
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If an eyepatch is good enough for Ziggy Stardust it's good enough for you.
#51 to #50 - daviid
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does it look like i can pull off an eyepatch? im a dam teenage messican
User avatar #111 to #51 - IAmManbearpig
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giving yourself a scar doing down over your blind eye will make it look more badass.
#79 to #51 - namdrut
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messican pirates are the best kind of pirates
User avatar #94 to #51 - Dember
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So which one is the "lazy eye"?
User avatar #161 to #94 - daviid
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i make my eye as straight as possible in pics, its my right one. or left if you look at me
User avatar #82 to #51 - tiggeh
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If getting cosmetic surgery on your eye will boost your confidence then go for it. I'd just like to say though that I'm female so I can assure you that most other girls (unless they're shallow) will not be creeped out by your eye, they will however be curious and wonder what happened to it.

Very sorry if this comes across as rude but I'm only trying to help. I think you should cut your hair or change the way it's styled so it looks cleaner, kind of looks messy and dirty in the pic.

Good luck with saving up your money and gaining some confidence, you can do it!
User avatar #61 to #51 - daentraya
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Get an eyepatch, dammit. It would suit a messican better than someone with white skin and light hair. It'll stick out less
#55 to #51 - scrooge
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Cut your hair, go military commando badass, THEN get an eyepatch... it'll look a lot better that way
#52 to #51 - anon id: 554d23e4
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Grow a mullet, it seems that everyone who can pull off an eyepatch has one.
User avatar #53 to #52 - daviid
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**** that, i aint growing no mullet. ill just save my money from work and get cosmetic surgery on my eye. i dont want my sight back since im used to having no depth perception, i just wanna look normal so i can grow some confidence to talk to girls in public, or at least be able to look at them without creeping them out
User avatar #65 to #53 - undeadwill
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I got feels from that
User avatar #189 to #53 - rieskimo
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You don't have to get a mullet, but get an eyepatch, then pull a joker. Every time somebody asks you what happened tell them a different badass story.

You learn the art of storytelling
you become known for your stories
try your hand at writing
become messican best seller in stories
still rock an eyepatch like a badass mofo
#146 to #29 - joshlol
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You're not wrong there my friend. I wish I could pull off this look, you know minus the gun.
#193 to #29 - dross
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Also I'd get an eye tattoo. If you're already blind you couldn't get any more blind. And if you get pissed off with it, you could just have lens to cover it.
User avatar #220 to #29 - DarkCrow
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GREATEST.*******.IDEA.EVER. OP deliver plz
#64 to #23 - alekksandar
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User avatar #46 to #23 - undeadwill
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I got stabbed with a pencil once.
User avatar #56 to #46 - daviid
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how? if you dont mind me asking
User avatar #57 to #56 - undeadwill
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Like how was I stabbed or why?
#58 to #57 - daviid
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User avatar #63 to #58 - undeadwill
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Girl snapped and stabbed me i the arm.

A bad joke involving shameful autistic behavior. There was this hot guy in art and this girl liked him so she would poke his abs and I would mimic the sound a squeaky toy does, she thought it was annoying.
User avatar #112 to #63 - mintea
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I'm imagining that, and it's hilarious.

Not the stabbing.
...Okay, that too.
User avatar #165 to #112 - undeadwill
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Yeah kind of is.
User avatar #69 to #23 - sonnyboii
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Dont worry, it will be a lot more weird for people trying to make eye contact with you
User avatar #75 to #23 - rhinocerous **User deleted account**
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I know what you mean, my left eye always turns inward unless I'm looking at something right in front of my eye. It makes good eye contact impossible, and social interaction lacking...
User avatar #117 to #23 - tangiers
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Let me know if I'm out of line, but I for one want to hear that story. Sounds interesting.
#164 to #117 - daviid
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nah its cool bro,

i was about 3 yrs old when it happened. i was jumping on the bed from as high as i could to body slam it, i didnt know there was a pencil on the bed since the bed was messy and it pushed right under my right eye and then it twisted up since it couldnt penetrate my skull causing permanent nerve damage
#174 to #164 - undeadwill
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MFW
#150 to #23 - hyperhunk
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I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon
User avatar #169 to #23 - qpcugh
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Had a similar incident when I was younger, got hit between the eyes with an aluminum baseball bat and was left partially blind in my right eye and completely blind in my left. Went to Mexico the following week for surgery and a few weeks later I was good as new. I remember having to wear covers over both eyes for about a month, scary as ****!
User avatar #196 to #23 - koinx
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Big deal. I broke all of my upper teath in a Parkour accident, the hospital did a very bad job at making them look like they were before it, and in my country this much fake teeths costs dinosaur balls.

Also stopped sport and love relations since then, became a lazy smoking drinking sharkteethed asshole.
User avatar #197 to #196 - daviid
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yeah dude, thats way worse

my condolences to you
#198 to #197 - koinx
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What the **** I never noticed how ****** I was before
What the **** I never noticed how ****** I was before
User avatar #201 to #198 - daviid
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nah, you aint ******, you just got dealt a **** hand in life. play your cards right and you'll make something of yourself.
#204 to #201 - koinx
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Thank you.

<=If this happened, then anything can happen.
#156 to #23 - letrollface
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fixed
#39 to #23 - marcury
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oh god a pencil through the eye sounds horrible.
oh god a pencil through the eye sounds horrible.
#44 to #23 - infinitereaper
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Wear and eyepatch and become a badass.
#8 - midgetmayhem
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BITCH I'M BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
User avatar #12 - colossusshadow
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Genetics have been very kind to me.
I'm just fat.
User avatar #16 - muffintime
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Pretty face, smart, amazing hair, Strong jaw line, and pretty eyes...

Huge social anxiety problem and can not approach a woman and start a conversation with her if my life depended on it...
User avatar #33 to #16 - fuelnfire
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Love going out, interested in several girls, start conversations, and flirt a lot. Ugly as ****, eyes not aligned well, big ears, flat nose, and scars out the ass along my chest and back so I hate showing skin. (cries)
#54 to #16 - scrooge
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Love yourself, then only then can you love others! Force yourself to love yourself. tell yourself everyday,repeatedly, scream it in your head-"I LOVE MYSELF!" and if a bad thought comes up?- Drown that out by telling yourself that you love yourself!
tl;dr Read the book Love Yourself like your life depends on it
User avatar #83 to #16 - tiggeh
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I suffer from social anxiety as well so I understand what you're going through.
I recently started taking medication and in a few days I have my first counsellor appointment. I suggest maybe looking into medication and/or other solutions to help you overcome this.

Social anxiety is an evil thing. Instead of being bullied by others it's like you're being bullied by yourself.

Best of luck with your anxiety, believe in yourself!
User avatar #95 to #16 - Dember
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Try another male instead. You know. Just to be sure.
User avatar #135 to #16 - jeej
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Mind showing a picture to back up the pretty face part?
User avatar #147 to #16 - joshlol
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Post a pic
User avatar #21 to #16 - rangerofthesea
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it takes trying. you literally have to push yourself to the point of panic to finally break that wall...once you do it, it is soooooo much easier to do it again...its kinda like losing your virginity. and you NEVER say pretty. ***** you are HANDSOME not pretty
#28 to #21 - dvipal
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I be that pretty **********, Harlem's what I'm repping
I be that pretty **********, Harlem's what I'm repping



User avatar #87 to #21 - JamesCraft
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Its true. My first girlfriend had to be the one to initiate everything first such as kissing ect... After that wall is broken its cake. I started everything in the second relationship.
#48 - infinitereaper
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&gt;poor health   
&gt;chronic pain   
&gt; insomnia    
&gt;digestive problems   
&gt;************   
   
Don't bitch. Not to mention my imperfect eye sight and chronic headaches without glasses or contacts. Oh, and when I cum I don't really feel anything. (my favorite!)   
   
The plus side?    
   
I've got decent looks. But ****. I'd rather be ugly and healthy. Trust me, you don't know pain until it's a default setting. It hurts.... it ******* hurts... all the time.    
   
There are times I literally want to my rip my skin and flesh off and just climb out of my body somehow. This is the kind of **** that ***** with the path of your entire life. You endure all that physical pain and stress while trying to live. It's enough to destroy your happiness, twist your personality, and wear down your mind. Forget trying to live properly, you have to do everything in your power just to stay alive and appear functional. Can't live in society without that.    
   
Count your blessings, and spare me the social anxiety ********. How the **** do you think I feel? I'm only ******* 19, and I feel more dead than alive.
>poor health
>chronic pain
> insomnia
>digestive problems
>************

Don't bitch. Not to mention my imperfect eye sight and chronic headaches without glasses or contacts. Oh, and when I cum I don't really feel anything. (my favorite!)

The plus side?

I've got decent looks. But ****. I'd rather be ugly and healthy. Trust me, you don't know pain until it's a default setting. It hurts.... it ******* hurts... all the time.

There are times I literally want to my rip my skin and flesh off and just climb out of my body somehow. This is the kind of **** that ***** with the path of your entire life. You endure all that physical pain and stress while trying to live. It's enough to destroy your happiness, twist your personality, and wear down your mind. Forget trying to live properly, you have to do everything in your power just to stay alive and appear functional. Can't live in society without that.

Count your blessings, and spare me the social anxiety ********. How the **** do you think I feel? I'm only ******* 19, and I feel more dead than alive.
User avatar #80 to #48 - tacogrenade
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dude your life suckss...
#84 to #80 - infinitereaper
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Yeah, but it's the only one I've got.
Yeah, but it's the only one I've got.
#98 to #84 - SageGreybeard
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have this.
#99 to #98 - infinitereaper
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I've been needing one of these man, thanks.
I've been needing one of these man, thanks.
User avatar #124 to #84 - greenstrongworld
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That's one of the most badass things I've heard all week.
User avatar #144 to #48 - danzoshimura
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So what is this ************? I googled it and nothing came up
User avatar #216 to #144 - infinitereaper
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Exactly what it implies. I have to piss all the time.
User avatar #62 to #48 - daentraya
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I am ugly, but i can eat all the **** i want without worrying about my weight. I'd say that evens out
User avatar #89 to #48 - tiggeh
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I am very sorry for your pain and suffering. Looks like you're playing life on Expert mode.

I would just like to say though, even though someone else's problems may seem trivial to you it does not mean that it's ********. There will always be someone in the world who has it harder than you. But that doesn't mean everyone should ignore their own problems just because it's not as bad as someone else's.

I don't know what you're going through but best of luck with your future. I hope in some way you find something that brings you happiness.
User avatar #96 to #89 - infinitereaper
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Thank you for your sentiment.
The thing is that I'm pretty shy and terrified of everyone and everything myself, couple that with my pain and health and life is a nightmare, but I endure it. Stress is all I know. I'm hypersensitive, but I carry the weight.
What I'm trying to say is that if the sole reason for a ruined life is crippling social anxiety, you're just insulting people like me. I endure so ******* much, the least you can do is have a little courage. That anxiety can be fixed, healed, changed. As for me, I'm not sure there is anything will fix what is wrong with me.
I'm terrified of everything. I really am. From people to living, but I do my best. I just hope others do the same.

It's not ******** to have social anxiety, it's ******** to not try and overcome/deal with it. That's all I'm saying.
User avatar #101 to #96 - tiggeh
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Sorry for the misunderstanding.
I agree with you, there are so many problems that can be solved with willpower and determination, then there's others, like your own where it's not so simple.
I too think it's ******** when people don't try to overcome their social anxiety. I was once like that, complaining and hating myself for it yet doing nothing about it. I am trying my best now though.

On a side note, mind telling me what anime the first gif you posted is from? =D
User avatar #217 to #101 - infinitereaper
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Darker Than Black, but please, don't watch it. Especially season 2. It's one of those ******** anime.
User avatar #70 to #48 - jasonvgrace
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Well... ... ...I caught the flu once...so...
#85 to #48 - Darianvincent
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I know the feeling man. When I was young I got sick and it triggered an infection that paralyzed half my face for a few months. Finally start to heal up from it and bam! Tumor in my arm the size of a grapefruit and three long years of chemo and radiation, then I get thrown into highschool with those scars and drop out to become a shut in for three years. I'm eighteen but feel like i'm in my fourties. Worst part is people expect you to start getting a job, going to college and all that ******** and wont bother to understand why you have trouble with it. I can't think about starting an adult life when I feel like i'm already going to die soon.
I know the feeling man. When I was young I got sick and it triggered an infection that paralyzed half my face for a few months. Finally start to heal up from it and bam! Tumor in my arm the size of a grapefruit and three long years of chemo and radiation, then I get thrown into highschool with those scars and drop out to become a shut in for three years. I'm eighteen but feel like i'm in my fourties. Worst part is people expect you to start getting a job, going to college and all that ******** and wont bother to understand why you have trouble with it. I can't think about starting an adult life when I feel like i'm already going to die soon.
#90 to #85 - infinitereaper
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That sucks bro. But you're still alive right? I haven't hit total shut down yet, I fear that when it happens I'll be terminal. But who knows. Life is a big ball of **** for some of us, and we can't do anything but deal with the hands were dealt the best we can. And even if we end up failing or dying, we tried our best despite what we had to deal with, and no matter what anybody else says, that's all that matters.
That sucks bro. But you're still alive right? I haven't hit total shut down yet, I fear that when it happens I'll be terminal. But who knows. Life is a big ball of **** for some of us, and we can't do anything but deal with the hands were dealt the best we can. And even if we end up failing or dying, we tried our best despite what we had to deal with, and no matter what anybody else says, that's all that matters.
User avatar #38 - kaycie
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>Makes you pretty good looking
>makes you awkward and shy as **** so no one sticks around
User avatar #66 to #38 - Katzie
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You're socially awkward because of lack of experience/bad experiences, not because of your DNA.
User avatar #40 to #38 - nuclearnarwhal
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I have to live through this every ******* day. So many people I could talk to, but I'm shy as **** and stay to myself, then regret it later.
#1 - wheres
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People didn't think that in the past. You don't have any of these features, you're just plain ugly and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is trying to make you feel better.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ewqua [OP]
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Yes, they did. Have you ever read Ovidius's Art of love? Even though it's a parody of that kind of books, most of the tips there actually reflect how the society thinks, or was thinking. In the book, Ovidius describes the importance of having healthy teeth, tidy nails etc. For example he says that if your teeth are bad, you shouldn't smile. If it's not healthy, don't show it.
And what would most people have without braces? Crooked teeth. What would some women have without plastic surgeries? Small tits. What would they have without a ******** of makeup? Faces as ugly as mine. Healthy did mean beautiful and the only reason it doesn't now is that we're willingly changing ourselves into Barbies and Kens - fake, but good looking.
So yeah, I do consider myself ugly...from the society's viewpoint.
#3 to #2 - wheres
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You are basically an advert for eugenics
User avatar #4 to #3 - ewqua [OP]
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I never said I want to wipe out unhealthy people, nor genetically reprogram humanity. I just think that the society's opinions on what is pretty and what is ugly are nonsensical.
#5 to #4 - wheres
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You are. You think that you can match up to today's, and yesterday's standards of beauty. It doesn't matter if you have nice teeth, if your nose is halfway up your ******* forehead and your eyes are unsymmetrical.
User avatar #6 to #5 - ewqua [OP]
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You may be right about that, but since these are things I can't do anything about (except plastic surgery, but that would be an act of desperation), should I still be judged and should I still deserve less chances just because of my looks?
#10 to #6 - anon id: 5690af24
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Yup, that's life. Learn to live with it, faggot.
#36 to #10 - ewqua [OP]
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#210 to #36 - wheres
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I didn't say it but I'll damn well agree.
User avatar #13 - sweetdickwilly
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If I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy compliment a girl on her strong hair, I'd be a broke ass mother ******.
User avatar #22 to #13 - ReTarDeDPiG
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cant forget about those nails
#47 - anon id: 78f75d0a
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Blessed with a long, thick, hard cock.


Is a female.
#49 to #47 - infinitereaper
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implying that's a bad thing
implying that's a bad thing