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#11 - deliveryman (09/15/2013) [-]
Canada-fag here, looks like we aren't any different.
#15 to #11 - anon (09/15/2013) [-]
how to join anonymous
lel
#19 to #11 - applescryatnight (09/15/2013) [-]
whats the rcmp?
is that like tim hortons?
#20 to #19 - deliveryman (09/15/2013) [-]
Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
User avatar #56 to #11 - runescapewasgood (09/16/2013) [-]
who the **** would want to be beta enough to be an anon?
oh wait
canadians
#57 to #56 - deliveryman (09/16/2013) [-]
I'm going to sorry your sorry ass into sorry pieces.
User avatar #58 to #57 - runescapewasgood (09/16/2013) [-]
but im not canadian
#59 to #58 - deliveryman (09/16/2013) [-]
I am. And I will bring the sorry. Prepare the uncomfortably long door holding, the long waits until someone caves and finally goes because they were in an argument about letting the other person go first... the french.... and you better be god damn ready for hockey season because its just around the corner.
#63 to #60 - deliveryman (09/16/2013) [-]
and thats not all, prepare to drown in syrup bitches because you must now know the truth of the true spirit and might of canadian will, for it does not sleep and it does not rest. For it is the hero the world deserves, but not the one it needs right now. A watchful protector, a silent guardian, A dark knight.

And I am SO.
*******
SORRY.
User avatar #89 to #63 - hydraetis (09/16/2013) [-]
.....That was utter brilliance.
User avatar #171 to #63 - gamut (09/16/2013) [-]
You deserve more thumbs than what you've been given so far sir.
#85 to #11 - therealrainbowdash (09/16/2013) [-]
An extra "the" makes all the difference.
User avatar #114 to #11 - theexplodingcheez ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
As an American who recently went to Canada for the first time, I can say I ******* loved it. I half-subconsciously picked up your "sorey" and "abote" (not really "aboot" like we Americans say it is, is it?) dialects. Can't say why, but I just think Canada is really cool. But maybe it's just because you guys have Avril Lavigne and I ******* love her
#120 to #11 - igotyou (09/16/2013) [-]
canada fag here
User avatar #194 to #120 - edemylove **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]
Mumford & Sons! Nice dude I love them!
#50 - procrasturbate (09/15/2013) [-]
I spent waaaaay too long looking for an image to make this.
#115 to #50 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
i appreciate you anon cause
#21 - BluFlynn (09/15/2013) [-]
UK search...yep
User avatar #190 to #21 - milthyfoustache (09/16/2013) [-]
Just work into your local Armed Forces Careers Office and say "hello I would like to join the most elite special forces in the world" they will then hand you a piece of paper, fill in your details, and you're in. Jolly good show.
User avatar #36 to #21 - kingofants (09/15/2013) [-]
Thieves Guild is a few below the SAS too. Brilliant
#43 to #21 - lolchris (09/15/2013) [-]
Spanish search
#149 to #43 - xxfireflyxx (09/16/2013) [-]
Australian search
#155 to #149 - wadawada (09/16/2013) [-]
I think I won
User avatar #1 - artimax (09/15/2013) [-]
With the title being Skyrim I am seriously concerned that some people don't know that there are more Elder Scrolls games than this one.
#9 to #1 - anon (09/15/2013) [-]
"the elder scrolls V" is the big giveaway for me.
#22 to #1 - edemylove **User deleted account** (09/15/2013) [-]
Well there, from my search you can see this.
User avatar #53 to #1 - buttinspecter (09/16/2013) [-]
I played Oblivion and I'm aware of the existence of Morrowind.
User avatar #161 to #1 - daentraya (09/16/2013) [-]
Skyrim is more recent, and therefore must've gotten more searches than the older game in which people already know. Also, i doubt the picture is real
#93 to #1 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
Personally I loved oblivion for the scenery and music (when I say scenery I don't mean the potatoes that inhabit it)
+1
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#188 to #1 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
Ehem,its Škyrim
User avatar #12 to #1 - heartlessrobot (09/15/2013) [-]
More people play Skyrim than any of the others. I haven't played any of the others, but looking back on the weapons, I wish they'd have kept staves as melee weapons. Those look ******* cool.
User avatar #29 to #12 - admiralen ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
they also had spears and daedric katanas, pretty badass
#7 to #1 - jamiemsm (09/15/2013) [-]
not sure about morrowind, but to be fair its easier to join the dark brotherhood in oblivion than skyrim if you dont know how
#14 to #7 - emostrawberry (09/15/2013) [-]
Morrowind is my favourite
#48 to #14 - lilwolves (09/15/2013) [-]
Le superior morrowind masterrace XD
shut the **** up
User avatar #83 to #48 - countbleck (09/16/2013) [-]
What the **** are you even saying?
He didn't brag **** about Morrowind...
#200 to #83 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #82 to #48 - crimsontyyde (09/16/2013) [-]
It's not 'Morrowind master race' it's story and side stories were much better compared to the others, hence it being considered the best one made.
User avatar #154 to #82 - AngryRedMidget (09/16/2013) [-]
Dagoth Ur stands miles above Alduin and Mehrunes Dagon (though I do like the Shadow over Innsmouth refrences in Oblivion).
#70 to #48 - nickypickle (09/16/2013) [-]
is this a reference I'm supposed to get
#100 to #70 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #54 to #48 - kyouko (09/16/2013) [-]
Lol
User avatar #37 to #7 - sprok **User deleted account** (09/15/2013) [-]
The dark brotherhood was in morrowind, in the Tribunal expansion
User avatar #142 to #37 - boydaranga ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
they werent joinable though. the morag-tong was the assassin faction you could join
User avatar #140 to #7 - lillickems (09/16/2013) [-]
I've common heard from people that many of them joined the Dark Brotherhood on accident, since recruitment was so easy.

(I too joined on accident, but since I never slept in game, it took me quite a while.
#119 to #7 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
It happens accidentally way too often (that first legion guy in the first gate)
User avatar #121 to #119 - psykobear (09/16/2013) [-]
Oops. Forgot to log in...
User avatar #28 to #7 - admiralen ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
not really, you could play through the whole game and not find out if you didnt kill any innocents
#31 to #28 - jamiemsm (09/15/2013) [-]
yea but there is still a better chance that you kill one innocent person than you just happend to kill the old lady in the orphanage.
didn't say you allways will do it when you play oblivion, just saying its easier to find out
User avatar #32 to #31 - admiralen ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
actually theres a lot of people who speak randomly that starts the quest to go to the kid
#49 to #32 - jamiemsm (09/15/2013) [-]
and like all the other small quests im pretty sure most people wait to there is nothing else left to complete those
User avatar #164 to #49 - admiralen ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
actually not a small quest
#214 to #164 - jamiemsm (09/16/2013) [-]
actually yes the quest to go speak to the kid is a small quest. when you then go speak to him you get a big quest
User avatar #216 to #214 - admiralen ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
you can also ask people about the dark brotherhood and get the quest as well, just going into riften you have to talk to a guy who will tell you
#77 to #1 - thisistheguy (09/16/2013) [-]
You kicked the Dark Brotherhood's ass in Morrowind. Morag Tong was the way to go.
You kicked the Dark Brotherhood's ass in Morrowind. Morag Tong was the way to go.
#2 to #1 - jaevel (09/15/2013) [-]
I think the title is "Skyrim" becouse it is the most relevant (with that it is the newest)

Once Elders Scrolls Online comes out. they are all probuably going to refer to that!

[pic kinda related]
#3 to #2 - artimax (09/15/2013) [-]
I thought it was Skyrim Online


(I'm joking about how retarded everyone else is)
User avatar #4 to #3 - jaevel (09/15/2013) [-]
No, it will take place all over Tamriel! and 1000 years before skyrim! The Call - Elder Scrolls Online Song
User avatar #5 to #4 - artimax (09/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know. It will also suck balls.
User avatar #6 to #5 - jaevel (09/15/2013) [-]
I have'nt really read much about it, so could you please tell me why you think it wil suck balls?
User avatar #13 to #6 - artimax (09/15/2013) [-]
Yeah sure, first of all, I loved Oblivion but for me Skyrim was nothing special. The world was just so dull and boring (maybe that's because I live in Sweden and they basically recreated our climate).
So yeah, I don't expect much world-wise. Also, it's an MMORPG, and I haven't played an MMORPG that I've liked so far. They say they're going to make a good combat system and a good story but I seriously doubt that. And just the fact that they're moving in a MMORPG direction to me just means the end of the Elder Scrolls series, they'd have to make TES VI something extraordinary to be able to save themselves now.

But, that's just my opinion, I'm sure lots of people will like the game. Just not me.
User avatar #51 to #13 - blackrookfiend (09/15/2013) [-]
TES Online takes place before the events of any of the mainElder Scrolls series.

With the way the plot is going with the Empire falling apart and all of Nirn hanging in the balance thanks to the Thalmor, I highly doubt Bethesda are not going to create TES VI.

That said, making an MMO out of TES is retarded, as part of what made the games interesting was the complete lack of uber powerful humanoids besides you and a select few others, who were legendary in their own right. But as Warcraft has proved, MMOs throw that out the ******* window. Only one of the gripes I have about the game.
User avatar #42 to #13 - dacrimsonfucker (09/15/2013) [-]
I heard it will be just a spinoff, I'm pretty sure they will make a TES:VI in the future

#8 to #6 - hrg (09/15/2013) [-]
I'm really worried about how the community will end up, as many of the people that will play the game will probably be trying to recreate the bad ass that they had on skyrim/oblivion so hey will act like douche bags to everyone else, i just hope that there will be Servers specifically for people who are wanting to Role play, like me
User avatar #10 to #8 - jaevel (09/15/2013) [-]
I've hear that they were planning on having everyone go trough a test before they start playing.
Say, if you wish to RP. the test will help you get to a server with other people whos whis is also that of roleplaying!

[Again I've only heard about this. not sure if true. but it sounds simple enough and I'm willing to give Bethesta the benefit of doubt til it has been disproven!]
User avatar #143 to #3 - boydaranga ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Guise, wen dus skyrims 2 com owt?
#80 to #1 - alexownz (09/16/2013) [-]
Yeah there is skyrim, Skyrim the prequel, Skyrim the Prequel 2: the prequels prequel, Skyrim the prequel 3: the prequels prequels prequel, and Skyrim the Prequel 4: Arena.
Yeah there is skyrim, Skyrim the prequel, Skyrim the Prequel 2: the prequels prequel, Skyrim the prequel 3: the prequels prequels prequel, and Skyrim the Prequel 4: Arena.
User avatar #88 to #33 - racistwaffle (09/16/2013) [-]
dickbutt
#111 - moviefuckthewhat (09/16/2013) [-]
OMG! When is Skyrim 2 coming out?
User avatar #162 to #111 - seratyo (09/16/2013) [-]
Skyrim 2: Electric Boogaloo
User avatar #201 to #111 - retentions (09/16/2013) [-]
everyone knows it will be after skyrim mmo is released
#141 to #111 - cazabrow ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Skyrim 2.
Skyrim 2.
#16 - arkytior (09/15/2013) [-]
I'm kind of disappointed right now...
Middle-eastern Europe
User avatar #23 to #16 - agrofenlas (09/15/2013) [-]
Forgot the word the.
#25 to #23 - arkytior (09/15/2013) [-]
How stupid of me. This is the result I'm still confused, why would someone want to join the Illuminati?
User avatar #45 to #25 - kilotech (09/15/2013) [-]
am i the only one concerned about the mob one
User avatar #213 to #45 - arkytior (09/16/2013) [-]
Seems so.
It's kinda natural to me, we are in Eastern Europe after all...
User avatar #27 to #25 - agrofenlas (09/15/2013) [-]
Because they hold secrets their members have free use of that not even some higher ups know. Their joining rites can ... harsh, to say the least.
User avatar #167 to #25 - tryllo (09/16/2013) [-]
Illuminati is the first result when i search O.o
User avatar #44 - Whetstone (09/15/2013) [-]
I did it completely by accident. I came across the woman in the orphanage early in the game. I thought "wow, she is a bitch". So I killed her. Then later I went to windhelm in search of stones of barenziah, ran into the kid in his house and he was overjoyed that I killed her. Then I got the letter.
#69 - adrowningfish (09/16/2013) [-]
Can someone send me some friend requests? I used to have friends on here but everone of them stopped using it. Please? Im so lonely.
#146 to #69 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
send a friend request to nativninja. im browsin on my xbox
#76 to #69 - crazyspireman (09/16/2013) [-]
I got you bro
I got you bro
#78 to #76 - adrowningfish (09/16/2013) [-]
Wow you actually sent.....bless your soul!
#103 to #69 - fublahman (09/16/2013) [-]
Everyone's had a point where they didn't have any friends. Right?
Everyone's had a point where they didn't have any friends. Right?
User avatar #72 to #69 - mustaches ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
That sounds so sad, but all I can do is laugh even though I have no friends on here
#26 - agrofenlas (09/15/2013) [-]
Related.
Hail Sithis.
#41 to #26 - xerxic (09/15/2013) [-]
You. I've seen your kind before. You've got blood on your hands. Keep your blade sheathed, you murdering bastard, or I'll put you down myself.
#110 - darthblam (09/16/2013) [-]
Sorry, but I kind of have a contract with Nocturnal...
#134 - dragomman (09/16/2013) [-]
Tha **** bing....
User avatar #211 to #134 - umybitchnigga (09/16/2013) [-]
Microsoft ******* up yet again! Bing will always be second rate
User avatar #87 - scrollerkey (09/16/2013) [-]
I can't be the only one who killed Astrid and the rest of the Dark Brotherhood, right? I mean, if that chick kidnaps me on the first night in my new house with my wife, of course I'm going to murder her.
User avatar #91 to #87 - awildniglet (09/16/2013) [-]
Spoiler: She dies in the end anyway, so it's all good
#203 - sweetjessierose (09/16/2013) [-]
Straya!

and your dad thought there were too many rabbits in China......
User avatar #206 to #203 - imahugecunt (09/16/2013) [-]
You're a humon fan? Awesome!
User avatar #207 to #206 - sweetjessierose (09/16/2013) [-]
hell yeah! I'm devvoed she hasn't updated Niels in a while, though. I liked where that story was going
#197 - berdieness (09/16/2013) [-]
And then there's Denmark.... Jesus christ
#187 - felex (09/16/2013) [-]
Finland here.
#174 - azzaziel (09/16/2013) [-]
**azzaziel rolled a random comment #3882745 posted by defensive at Friendly ** :Thread, did y-you.. um... wa-wanna maybe, um... li-like... I dunno... g-go to the da-dance t-toge-gether? 
    
And that's why I'm worthy the Dark Brotherhood.
**azzaziel rolled a random comment #3882745 posted by defensive at Friendly ** :
Thread, did y-you.. um... wa-wanna maybe, um... li-like... I dunno... g-go to the da-dance t-toge-gether?

And that's why I'm worthy the Dark Brotherhood.
#175 to #174 - azzaziel (09/16/2013) [-]
I'm a disgrace to the dark brotherhood
#186 to #175 - haidbz (09/16/2013) [-]
Oh, come on! I'm sure they coul use you for something... Target practice, for instance...
#153 to #152 - captaincapital (09/16/2013) [-]
in the netherlands
User avatar #192 to #152 - reginleif (09/16/2013) [-]
they have the kkk in the netherlands? 0.o
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