Kentucky fried death. I';m kinda hungry right now.... shiatsu Misha and mmr. mirrai. Min amour. Thar: In naming delicious smut " l' i' '. cumin! mud. Ire than i
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Kentucky fried death

I';m kinda hungry right now...

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Submitted: 09/15/2013
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#2 - konradkurze (09/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Fuckin Brutal
Fuckin Brutal
#9 - oceloy (09/15/2013) [-]
+2
#23 - imobviouslygod **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (8 replies)
User avatar #25 to #23 - seperate (09/16/2013) [-]
If it's dead, it's rotting.
However insignificant the rotting might be.

#3 - roneffinswanson (09/15/2013) [-]
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#22 - chrisfloyd (09/16/2013) [-]
Their death brings me happiness.
Their death brings me happiness.
User avatar #37 - Lainge (09/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Anyone got the description of a mouth one? Something about teeth and the tongue being a tentacle that drags stuff into a deep abyss?
User avatar #41 to #37 - noamk (09/16/2013) [-]
no, but i sure as hell can try and make up a new one for ya.

i am the abyss that swallows all living things.
my maw is the path to valhala.
my tounge is Jörmungandr, the snake that circles the world.
my teeth are the swords that tear at the flesh of all creatures.
i am the all-consumer. the death-swallower. the bloodmouth.
my stomach is a graveyard of species.
my body is the instrument of extinction.
i am he who has eaten the fruit of the yggdrasil, and of all the holy fauna within it.
none who enter shall leave my body whole.
i am the mouth of the abyss, the beginning of the end, the bringer of the end of days.
i am armaggedon. i am ragnarok.
#21 - richhobo (09/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Even more brutal than this.
Even more brutal than this.
#49 - xast (09/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Just felt a strange urge for chicken
Just felt a strange urge for chicken
#52 to #51 - xast (09/16/2013) [-]
thats brutal
#48 - samoaspider (09/16/2013) [-]
everyone behind the computer while reading this
everyone behind the computer while reading this
User avatar #20 - davvissextoy (09/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Those things are amazingly delicious. They recently removed it from their menu's though, sadly.
User avatar #29 to #20 - leonhardtv (09/16/2013) [-]
I ate one and got sick halfway through.
Probably because I'm a human being.
#86 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #54 - capslockrage (09/16/2013) [-]
KFC chicken sucks cock, it's always like 60% skin and 40% actual chicken

The grocery store near where I live has a bakery which sells chicken for the same price as KFC but you get 3x as more and the pieces are WAY better
User avatar #18 - vampyrate (09/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Am I a total fatass for wanting to taste that fucking sammich SO bad? Stupid hormones making me want to eat fat things...fuck you, baby.
User avatar #14 - stallwallwriter (09/16/2013) [-]
Every time I see this post I imagine Randy Blythe growling that verse, and it's just so wonderful.
User avatar #5 - wastelandgunner (09/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Kentucky Fried Death - Concrete Swandive


Hell yeah.
User avatar #10 to #5 - gameoverdude (09/15/2013) [-]
it would be nice if he could growl in a way you could understand
0/10 awful growling
User avatar #53 - mkgt (09/16/2013) [-]
Give a vegan chick a Kentucky Fried Dicking!
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