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User avatar #3 - auraguardian (09/15/2013) [-]
so what, its like 6 inches now?
#93 to #3 - Womens Study Major (09/16/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
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#13 to #3 - realreality (09/15/2013) [-]
HAHA jokes on them because now they can't **** Tinker Bell
User avatar #71 to #43 - iamaniceperson (09/16/2013) [-]
S-senpai!! It won't fit!
#73 to #71 - bellbottomshark (09/16/2013) [-]
See comment #40.
User avatar #40 to #13 - slowlearndurr (09/15/2013) [-]
Not with that attitude.
#83 to #40 - Womens Study Major (09/16/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#84 to #83 - slowlearndurr (09/16/2013) [-]
I finally got one of these. I feel honored
User avatar #9 to #3 - uwbymannen (09/15/2013) [-]
Well, that is 50% longer than mine. I would not have a problem if i got struck by that beam.
User avatar #21 to #9 - navadae (09/15/2013) [-]
probably.. not something you want to go about announcing
#45 to #21 - Womens Study Major (09/16/2013) [-]
that's a pretty common size for asians
#20 to #9 - Womens Study Major (09/15/2013) [-]
Tiny dick!
User avatar #16 to #9 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (09/15/2013) [-]
.......
User avatar #10 to #9 - kikkilinu (09/15/2013) [-]
Wat.
User avatar #6 to #3 - hydromatic (09/15/2013) [-]
ror
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