My lovely, lady lumps. Check 'em out: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNvSAV7ef64. h/ JOKES ARE LIKE HOT CHICKS; Hard In get, and when you do they are not anywhere new  my hump my hump
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My lovely, lady lumps

h/ JOKES ARE LIKE HOT CHICKS;
Hard In get, and when you do they are not anywhere new as Quad as you
thought they would be,
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Submitted: 09/14/2013
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#1 - fizzor (09/14/2013) [-]
**** you, I'm ******* hilarious. And sexy.
#3 to #1 - officialjg (09/14/2013) [-]
Sexy and Hilarious? Well I'll be a son of bitch
#5 to #3 - fizzor (09/14/2013) [-]
That's right, just check out my photo, any one could tell I radiate so much alpha waves bitches on a ten kilometer radius around me faint and get wet.

#6 to #5 - officialjg (09/14/2013) [-]
Russia be damned.
#7 to #6 - fizzor (09/14/2013) [-]
Well, I don't blame you, I'm practially the god of all alphas, so no wonder if some guys I come in contact with get a boner. I'm used to it.
#8 to #7 - officialjg (09/14/2013) [-]
You're funny. I like you. I'm going to add you. Please accepted this odd friendship.
#9 to #8 - fizzor (09/14/2013) [-]
Someone wants to befriend me because I'm funny.
Someone wants to befriend me because I'm funny.
#10 to #9 - officialjg (09/14/2013) [-]
The universe works in mysterious ways. Pic semi-related.
#12 - intentscarab (09/15/2013) [-]
Who's the girl?
#18 - ishotthedeputy (09/15/2013) [-]
And I laugh whenever abortions come up
#21 to #18 - supnatch (09/15/2013) [-]
That was an okay thing to say,so a little funny has come into your life
User avatar #2 - nogphille (09/14/2013) [-]
disagree..
though they might not be the best of lays, they are amazing to walk around with..

i like feeling better than other people because i'm around hotties.
User avatar #4 to #2 - deadadventurer (09/14/2013) [-]
Personally I hate the attention. Honestly... When I walk around by myself noone notices me and noone even bats an eye. As soon as I walk with a female friend (hot or not) I get eyed down by everyone.
#11 to #2 - manollette ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Still, best lays I've ever had were at least curvy. I'll take good in bed over good looking on your arm any day of the week.
User avatar #13 to #11 - nogphille (09/15/2013) [-]
agree and disagree..
i'll agree that the curved ones are better in the sack..
but a good looking one on your arm is awesome.. i took my bff on vacation to portugal, she was an absolute dream, to be around, the responses from other people, to look at when she's sunbathing...
only slept with her a few times and those times were not only awkward, but downright bad..

ex-gf was a brilliant lay, but she had some extra pounds on her.. not fat, just a bit husky..
but damn, she was a beast in bed..
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