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Yea and I'm back guys, sorry for being gone, but my school made me really busy, but I'm glad to be back !

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If you attempted to count the stars in a galaxy at a rate
of one every second, it would take around mono years
to count them all.
Ramses brand condom is named after the great
Pharaoh ramses n, who fathered over ‘min children,
A charmeleon' s tounge is twice the length of its body
Ernest Vincent Wright, wrote a , aoo word novel
without any word container e
At the height of its power in 400 BC, the Greek city of
Sparta had , aoo citizens and aoo, aoo slaves
time that the King James Version of the Bible was
written. In Psalms 46, the cloth word from the first
word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is
spear
Wearing headphones forcast an hour will increase
the bacteria in your ear by ‘EHO times
And I' back
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#1 - MrMarioman (09/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**** me this whole day on the computer and I've been wearing headphones.
User avatar #8 - whenallelsefails (09/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The first one can't be true
#9 to #8 - wwlc (09/14/2013) [-]
You're correct. Assuming OP is talking about the Milky Way galaxy, and taking the generally accepted notion that the Milky way contains 300 Billion stars, it's roughly 9512 years. After calculating this, I immediately skipped to the comments section and left this comment. **** the rest of OP's **** tier facts.
#58 - nextnextnextnext (09/15/2013) [-]
> Be pharaoh, XIIIth century B.C.
> want to bang sum bitches
> calling for high priest
> tells me to wrap my dick with a goat intestine, says it works erry time
> 160 children, worst condoms ever
> mfw
User avatar #7 - howunexpected (09/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The one about Ernest Wright must be wrong.
Unless he didn't put his name on the book, then at least one word would have had E in it
#45 to #11 - atma (09/15/2013) [-]
<- straight from the author's introduction, hah
User avatar #37 - pivotmasterdm (09/15/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Guess who's back.
Back again.
Shady's back.
Tell a friend.
#75 - matkir (09/15/2013) [-]
My ears can almost be used in chemical warfare soon
#28 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE (09/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You mean this king Ramses?
You mean this king Ramses?
#59 - zomitlu (09/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Well my ears are ******* disgusting then
#67 - trollmobile ONLINE (09/15/2013) [+] (7 replies)
let's compare Sparta and Rome
Sparta had many times as many slaves as citizens at any given time
Rome had 1/3 of its population be slaves, at the highest.
the 1/3 in rome almost overthrew rome, they formed an army, defeated the garrison of rome, then made a deal with the emperor about how they'd be treated better.

Sparta had rebellion after rebellion of slaves
every time being massively outnumbered
the spartan army crushed the rebellion every time, slaughtering the rebelling slaves by the thousands

and then they went and plundered more slaves through conquest.

TL;DR the spartans were badass.
#72 to #69 - trollmobile ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
reconsider that.


the persian invastion of greece.
the spartan army was at the time the most highly trained and well organized army of the area, also being the largest army in greece
when the persians invaded greece, they first went for the northern city states.

after having conquered them, they went south towards athens, sparta's mortal rival and enemy for centuries.
instead of going "yay athens will be crushed" the spartan king used his brain and went "if they crush athens, they'll crush us afterwards"
and so they teamed up with athens and the other city states, swore revenge for Leonidas, and went to face the persian army

outnumbered by far, the greek army, half of it being spartans, defended greece against the persians, forcing them to cancel the invasion
they were so utterly defeated, no persian army ever tried to enter greece again.
all thanks to the spartans.
and do you know what athens is the most known as? the birthplace of democracy.
democracy was born AFTER this event, the democratic revolutions of europe were directly inspired by the democratic thoughts of athens, which would never have been born if it wasn't for the spartans crushing the persian army.
the spartans are responsible for saving western culture as we know it

sparta is the reason why we have democracy now.
what did the romans contribute to the world? they conquered far more civilized cultures in the north of europe, surpressing them
their only contributions that still live, are architectual
which by the way were for the most part just copy-pasted from greek architecture, other than their city-walls of cause, the romans did great stonework.
User avatar #66 - edbanger (09/15/2013) [-]
Thought it said "And I'm Black"
#60 - Shmuck (09/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #54 - icameheretotroll (09/15/2013) [-]
OP is a faggot
a faggot who is mixing false facts with true facts
#53 - pappathethird (09/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #55 - alseides (09/15/2013) [-]
*takes off headphone*
User avatar #46 - Crusader (09/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, Sparta had a lot of slaves, but a slave back then just meant you weren't born to a citizen, foreigners, diplomats, POWs and criminals who had their citizenship revoked were all "slaves"
User avatar #23 - kakariko ONLINE (09/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh god the headphones one.
I-I guess I'll take them off for a while...
#33 to #23 - kaisermike (09/15/2013) [-]
What if I listen loud enough to erradicate all microscopic life inside the radius of action of such microphones...something like...ACDC..
Here, have castle bravo for your troubles
User avatar #94 - ohmytoast (09/15/2013) [-]
Georges Perec, a french autor also wrote a 300 pages novel without using the letter E, it's called "La disparition"
User avatar #21 - thelordofrepost (09/15/2013) [-]
Book is called Gadsby incase anyone is wondering.
User avatar #13 - allamericandude ONLINE (09/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
The Shakespeare one: Who notices that **** ?

Either they are some sort of sevant or they're ************ us and hoping no one ever checks.
User avatar #27 to #20 - allamericandude ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
*savant
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