Got to get a new dentist. .. I definitely thought those were fishhooks at first dental hygiene Fish
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User avatar #6 - redrex
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(09/14/2013) [-]
i would **** my pants, but would they actually... clean your mouth?
User avatar #8 to #6 - emostrawberry
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Yes, i mean they clean sharks so why not yours?
User avatar #9 to #8 - redrex
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well, theres a pretty big difference from a shark mouth and a human mouth, plus sharks live in water, and that would just be weird
User avatar #10 to #9 - emostrawberry
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Yeah i guess those shrimps would dislike the taste of sperm....
#44 to #10 - captainpatters
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#42 to #10 - anon id: 4ac5fde1
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le mila kunis boyfriend!!!!1!!!!
#39 to #10 - anon id: e1356c2d
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That shouldn't matter, I'm sure sharks have bits of seamen in their teeth.
User avatar #79 to #39 - emostrawberry
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You must be the bravest man i've ever seen.. To actually get a bj from a shark, that's impressive
User avatar #35 to #9 - vatra
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The only real difference is that we can't breathe underwater, so they wouldn't get much done before we had to get air again.
#16 - Jesusnipples
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I definitely thought those were fishhooks at first
User avatar #20 to #16 - teamrocketninja
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Me too
#76 to #16 - anon id: 8bc26984
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dose my penis fits there? *le horny bear*
User avatar #24 to #16 - Oblivion
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I thought they were urchin spines. I was questioning how this person wasn't dead yet.
#46 to #16 - pleebnutbubber
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mfw
#7 - stanlaman
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#17 - anon id: 1198b98c
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I'm pretty sure that if you had your mouth underwater you'd ******* down.
Seriously guys, you wouldn't want to try this.
#63 to #17 - patriotpenguin
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#26 to #17 - therealslim
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#27 to #17 - therealslim
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You're not very bright are you   
 had the wrong gif before
You're not very bright are you
had the wrong gif before
#38 to #17 - anon id: 1198b98c
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I meant mouth open, for **** sake guys.
User avatar #52 to #38 - metallicaone
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no, just no. there is no coming back from that comment
#51 to #17 - metallicaone
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User avatar #22 to #17 - navadae
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last i checked, most of us have a mouth whether above water OR underwater
User avatar #18 to #17 - thejerseyjenn
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Not unless you inhale?
#25 to #17 - lordhasta
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User avatar #53 to #17 - metallicaone
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... wow. i want to say something about you being an anon, but i am just surprised at the level of stupidity that went into this comment. you have won the stupid award of the night
#36 to #17 - yomommabinshoppin
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#19 to #17 - sylberleaf [OP]
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Stop fighting natural selection.
#28 to #17 - biscuitsunited
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How many times have you nearly chocked on your own tongue this month anon?
#34 - yoloswagswagyolo
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User avatar #47 - roflstorm
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- Don't stab your gums and blame your lack of flossing.
- Don't charge at all.
- They enjoy your ugly mouth.
- No stupid comment or conversations.
- Incredibly efficient.

Cleaner shrimp > dentists
#55 to #47 - mondprinzessin
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#65 to #47 - marcury
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#40 - giggawatt
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I didn't read the title and thought it was a fishhook. My asshole has never clenched tighter
#29 - elmoose **User deleted account**
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bite down faggot
#14 - pappathethird
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#1 - iheartjackiechan
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I want to try this, but how do you get the shrimp to leave peacefully for just a second so that you can take a breath?
User avatar #3 to #1 - puggles
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you can just move your tongue a bit and they'll be startled and jump out. then just close your mouth before they crawl back in. they're cute but a pain in the ass if you have a cut or anything on you because they tend to pick at it.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sinery
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If only we had some way to blow air out of our mouths.
#4 to #2 - iheartjackiechan
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When I'm out of breath, great idea genius
User avatar #5 to #4 - sinery
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Holding breath without inhaling first isn't very effective.