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#15 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
I could have gotten laid last week but was nervous so I made excuses. She literally had her hand on my ******* cock.

I protected my virginity just like the internet taught me.
#77 to #15 - gabbelabbe (09/19/2013) [-]
well, if you had no intention of having sex with her...i think you did the right thing
#45 to #15 - falanvaul (09/15/2013) [-]
Nice Mascot.
Nice Mascot.
User avatar #46 to #45 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
Thanks man.
#47 to #46 - falanvaul (09/15/2013) [-]
I prefer Solaire amongst many but I vary.
User avatar #49 to #47 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
I got dark souls but have yet to play it.
User avatar #51 to #49 - falanvaul (09/15/2013) [-]
First time you p[lay through it its the most diifuclt thing you'll ever play, depending on who you choose and what you build. After that the only joy you get out of it is PvP
User avatar #52 to #51 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
Oh boy.
User avatar #57 to #52 - falanvaul (09/15/2013) [-]
Aye. I'm waiting to see how they make Dark Souls 2 "More Accessable"
User avatar #58 to #57 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
You mean not a ******* terrible pc port?
#59 to #58 - falanvaul (09/15/2013) [-]
I wish I could give you internet. But I only offer this.
I wish I could give you internet. But I only offer this.
User avatar #60 to #59 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
What is this.
User avatar #61 to #60 - falanvaul (09/15/2013) [-]
Dragon running around in circles around the Firelink shrine bonfire.
User avatar #62 to #61 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
but why?
User avatar #63 to #62 - falanvaul (09/15/2013) [-]
To show you that's about all the fun you'll have once you beat the game and you don't PvP.
User avatar #64 to #63 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
Oh boy.
User avatar #65 to #64 - falanvaul (09/15/2013) [-]
Playing Diablo currently on the 360.
User avatar #67 to #65 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
Never played diablo.

Mostly because I hate blizzard.
User avatar #68 to #67 - falanvaul (09/15/2013) [-]
As do I. I grew up on Diablo so I also loved it. I loved Warcraft 3 but WoW ******* sucks.
#40 to #15 - sposadox (09/15/2013) [-]
You've done an admirable job, my child...You need only a few more years to become a wizard.
User avatar #39 to #15 - brokenhalf (09/15/2013) [-]
oh, hello again. i remember you telling me this story as well
#35 to #15 - pikininja (09/15/2013) [-]
Well clearly if you weren't comfortable enough to have sex with her, you shouldn't. I say you did the right thing.
User avatar #34 to #32 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
Okay.
User avatar #30 to #15 - jadewest (09/15/2013) [-]
pssst
what about br00tal midget tho
User avatar #31 to #30 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
She's 2busy5me

Its okay though.
User avatar #28 to #15 - ncharlie (09/15/2013) [-]
im sorry for the unrelated reply but, i must ask for your pic's source .^.
#29 to #28 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
Everyones favorite steampunck mecha-loli PatriciaPeacock from skullgirls.
User avatar #41 to #29 - digitroll (09/15/2013) [-]
i really suck at that game but I love it so. thumb for you sir
User avatar #42 to #41 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
Everyone sucks at this game when they get it.

Its all about remembering combos.
User avatar #43 to #42 - digitroll (09/15/2013) [-]
true, but I beat the game and continuously got my ass handed to me in multiplayer so i stopped till they come out with the next characters
User avatar #44 to #43 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
Got it on steam?
User avatar #48 to #44 - digitroll (09/15/2013) [-]
crap they have this on steam? damn no I saw it while browsing the PS store, caught my attention, and loved it
User avatar #50 to #48 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
Steam fo lyfe
#53 to #50 - digitroll (09/15/2013) [-]
I'm right there with you
All games = 60 if you can't see
User avatar #54 to #53 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
Nice man.
User avatar #55 to #54 - digitroll (09/15/2013) [-]
thank you, you have a goodnight man I'm sure I'll be seeing you on here even if you don't see me
User avatar #56 to #55 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
Goodnight.
User avatar #33 to #29 - leonhardtv (09/15/2013) [-]
Again, top hat =/= steampunk
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#18 to #17 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
Because I don't know what the **** to do for one, and two, my mom was home asleep and I didn't want to risk her waking up.

Mostly because I was too nervous though.
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User avatar #21 to #20 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
She said she would take the lead for me first time around, but I still want to do it in a more private place.
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#23 to #22 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
It's funny because she isn't even my girlfriend.
It's funny because she isn't even my girlfriend.
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#25 to #24 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
We're just friends. We're both single though.
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#27 to #26 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
Thanks man. I'll try not to 						*****					 out next time.
Thanks man. I'll try not to ***** out next time.
User avatar #19 to #18 - corso (09/15/2013) [-]
You're not going to know what to do until you do it.
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