Do not fuck with this kid.. . one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just Do not fuck with this kid one time we got a new in fifth grade and he walks right sticks his hand under the stapler staples just
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - pappathethird
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(09/14/2013) [-]
Teacher's fw
Teacher's fw
#87 to #5 - anon id: db061770
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You think you're funny, fagot? I'll show you funny, when I rape your grandmother, you ******* piece of ****. I swear. Mark my words. I never said something I didn't do two days later or less. Beware. It would behoove you to present your grandma with a horse so she could flee the country. Just notice how I used the word "behoove" and "horse" in the same sentence. That is called "genius", fagot. I know I'll get red thumbs, but at least I spoke truth, beauty and goodness. I bought a spatula which I don't intend to use.
#99 to #87 - daniraldo
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Hah, that's gonna be the new "What the **** did you just ******* said about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated..."
#102 to #99 - anon id: 4a0c92f3
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#109 to #102 - ironsoul
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User avatar #95 to #87 - italianrambo
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the ****?
#8 - Ihazfunkitty
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kids face
kids face
#30 to #8 - paranoidzoid
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#1 - abject
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le badass face
#4 to #1 - rakaka
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have this.
may need to enlarge
#3 to #1 - redrex
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le badass face
User avatar #7 - becefalus
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And then he got an infection.
#9 to #7 - morkish
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coke
User avatar #10 to #7 - navadae
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i read that as "And then he got an erection."
#22 - travrob
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**travrob rolled a random image posted in comment #130 at Dota Rangers ** kids face when
User avatar #75 to #22 - srapture
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Who originally posted this? You can't even read the text in it.
#45 - JMF
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I had a mini stapler in the 5th grade. I wound up stapling a staple right into my thumb. It went all the way in. I asked my teacher to go to the nurse, and she said no. I wish I was a bad ass like this kid. I could have received medical attention.
User avatar #68 to #45 - priestoftheoldones
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>Sitting at desk with two other people
>drops pencil
>Hand is near table leg
>Some body moves the table
>Leg mashes on my middle finger
>Scream in agony

>Get kicked out of class
User avatar #113 to #68 - JMF
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>Sitting at desk with two other people
>Sees one of them drop pencil
>Start to reach down to help him pick up pencil
>Accidentally the table
>Kid screams
>*************************.docx
>Teacher starts yelling at kid
>Kid gets kicked out of class
>I will tell nobody.
#49 to #45 - myshipsailedwoutme
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What the **** kind of teacher doesn't let a kid go to the nurse after they stapled their hand?
User avatar #90 to #49 - yutdollacwwwthree
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The same kind of teacher that doesn't let kids go to the bathroom.

I've seen kids piss their pants cuz of that ******* teacher, she just didn't ******* care
#105 to #90 - myshipsailedwoutme
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I hate that ****. My mom was a teacher, and she had to deal with people like that every day. Some teachers are wonderful people who just want to help kids learn and realize their full potential, and then there's the control freaks who seem to get off on enforcing all kinds of ridiculous rules just so they can feel like they have some power. They give all of the good teachers bad names.
User avatar #114 to #49 - JMF
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She was some Jewish bitch that hated me and my guts. Her name was Mrs. Ferrahti or some ****. Can't remember how to spell her ****** name.
#11 - curveball
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#20 - deathklokiller
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Comment Picture
#32 to #20 - creepyunclebob
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but the sausages
#117 to #32 - deathklokiller
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yeah what about them?
yeah what about them?
User avatar #52 to #32 - iamkagji
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He pukes blood regularly, what's a little more for the sake of delicious sausage?
#116 to #52 - deathklokiller
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i dont pu..blahglbula
i dont pu..blahglbula
#71 - beehoning
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Made me think of this.
#88 to #71 - goodbarguy
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can you send this to me please
User avatar #96 to #88 - Katzie
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... what?
#97 to #96 - goodbarguy
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idk how to save the pic...
User avatar #101 to #97 - ilovehitler
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>right click
>save image as

Seriously, how do you have a blue name and not even know how to save a picture?
#104 to #101 - goodbarguy
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and drunk
#103 to #101 - goodbarguy
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cause Im slow