I'd never let him go. . chickensandwich: What if your giving a bi in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning youwhat very polite keep him. why clean it before making it dirty? I mean cum on people really. I'd never let him go chickensandwich: What if your giving a bi in the shower and he just starts shampooing conditioning youwhat very polite keep why clean it before making dirty? I mean cum on people really
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chickensandwich:
What if your giving a bi in the
shower and he just starts
shampooing and conditioning
youwhat
very polite
keep him
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User avatar #1 - rubiksoctohedron **User deleted account**
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why clean it before making it dirty? I mean cum on people really.
User avatar #53 to #1 - JMF
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12/10.
#52 to #1 - bonafide
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User avatar #72 to #52 - Shadow Guardian
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Sauce?
#2 to #1 - jeffchez
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#41 to #1 - joehue
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#6 - challos **User deleted account**
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this is for the people that will inevitably comment about wishing they had girlfriends to do this with, Guise. Seriously.
Stop being whiny cunts. You're all young, still.

You will eventually meet someone, stop worrying about it already. Do you want a girlfriend? Step one; BE CONFIDENT. I know it might be hard, but it's most definitely the best way. Girls like secure guys.

Shower, put on some nice clothes and go outside on a Saturday night. Don't sit home on funnyjunk feeling sorry for yourselves. As said, be confident, but don't try too hard. YOU are who YOU are, and there is someone out there specifically for YOU. Keep looking, don't give up. You all have it in you. One day, you will meet the person who is meant for you. I promise.
#7 to #6 - anon id: bae095a9
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how... I'm pretty sure trying those things won't work for me
User avatar #11 to #7 - mikepetru
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You've failed step one
User avatar #8 to #7 - stubborndrek
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Get a job that works with people.
Get to know said people.
Have a party at Brennan's house.
Have a 3 way.

That's what I did. Didn't realize it was that easy
#18 to #6 - hendlovessesshy
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#19 to #6 - anon id: 0f0aae0d
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Honestly, In my opinion you don't even have to be confident, you can be all awkward stumbling around asking a girl out and it would be cute to us. As long as you are brave enough to make the first move. Id like to say most girls are too shy to make the first move, but that might just be me.
#24 to #6 - wadawada
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Also, even if your brain tells you to, don't ever bring up a video game/anime/whatever nerd **** reference.
#28 to #24 - anon id: 41db4189
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>Implying only males are into that
User avatar #26 to #24 - arkytior
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what are you talking about, I love it when a guy shows his nerdy side!
#35 to #26 - anon id: 772d53fc
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I don't know Ive tried talking about games movies and other stuff to woman, and they are often the first ones to remind me that most woman are either not interested or bored by the subject, not to say all woman are like that but i would suggest getting to know them and their interests before using those subjects for conversation.
#37 to #6 - yomommabinshoppin
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Don't give me false hope...
#39 to #6 - catfire
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That was beautiful man.
User avatar #42 to #6 - greenstrongworld
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>I know it might be hard

Come on man. At least make it harder for us.
User avatar #43 to #6 - XboxJunky
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You are the hero the internet deserves.
#66 to #6 - anon id: 0612095a
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This. I'm a senior in high school. Last year, I walked around sulkily most of the time and was very pessimistic because I was upset about a girl. This year, I just said "**** it" and walked around confidently, started being myself, and talking to everybody. I hardly changed anything about my clothes or appearance. Just my attitude. Suddenly girls who were never interested in me before are crawling all over me. You'd be surprised what just a little confidence can do.
User avatar #68 to #6 - tylertuesday
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i was expecting a "just kidding you lonely faggots" at the end of your motivational speach..
#71 to #6 - anon id: ff395c6f
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saying there is someone out there specifically there for you its like saying all of the oranges gets consumed after the harvesting
User avatar #45 to #6 - stillnotbob
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Unless of course, nobody asks you to hang out with them on Saturday night or the only person that does, doesn't have any friends which are girls.
#57 to #6 - birthdaybrony
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I believe in you who believes in me.
User avatar #40 to #6 - swagasauruss
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If Manson can get a cult following to kill people and write stuff on the walls in the victims blood you can say hello to a girl.
#49 to #40 - anon id: ad4521c7
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Manson was extremely charismatic and used drugs to brainwash people.
User avatar #17 to #6 - FuckYouFatBen
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I Like you dude. That made me feel good.
#15 - cuppycakechick
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User avatar #20 - deadadventurer
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meh... bathroom sexual activities are overrated. Everything is all slippery and ****.
User avatar #38 to #20 - blazeisbestcat
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Agreed, had sex in the shower once, never again. Water got rid of all the natural lubrication which made the experience very subpar for us both.
User avatar #46 to #20 - tenthdivine
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Yeah, water desensitizes the genitals.

However, pool sex is pretty ******* awesome.
#64 to #46 - mrbuttsmacker
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meh, I don't like it that much. The pool water dilutes the lubrication making it too uncomfortable for me to do anything with my penis.
User avatar #70 to #64 - tenthdivine
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Well as Uncle Mickey always said, it should feel like feeding a horse when you reach down the front of her pants (bathing suit in this case I suppose)

Unless you're ******* a dude I mean, then no don't do it in a pool that's no fun xD
User avatar #65 to #20 - annahmarie
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i have no idea why, but every time i give my boyfriend a BJ in the shower ( he loves it, its meh for me) i ALWAYS have to sneeze. its part of the reason why "bathroom activities" arent too much fun for me, i still do them, because it makes him happy, but its not terribly enjoyable for me.
#21 to #20 - kaboozle123
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what are you talking about, the slippery bit is the best ******* part
what are you talking about, the slippery bit is the best ******* part
#22 to #21 - deadadventurer
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I'm quite aware how human anatomy works, thank you. I'm talking about the room itself.
User avatar #23 to #22 - kaboozle123
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you bend her over and you thrust, legs aren't moving. and do you shower in oil that you are slipping all the time in the shower?
#29 to #23 - Spikeydeath
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I one time spilled shampoo all over my shampoo floor...i got a concussion
User avatar #30 to #29 - kaboozle123
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you have a floor specially designated for shampoo?
#31 to #30 - Spikeydeath
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thats what i call my shower floor...it just makes sense
User avatar #32 to #31 - kaboozle123
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no not really, even so why would you step in it? just let the water wash it away and then test it before walking on it blindly
#33 to #32 - Spikeydeath
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I drink too much dont i
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#44 - jibbablabba
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**jibbablabba rolled user theorangefox ** i don't care who this is, your ass is showering with me
#78 to #44 - theorangefox
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What if I'm a girl? =P
#79 to #78 - jibbablabba
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then this is going to be a very long shower
#34 - andywazowski
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I dunno, I love massaging (i guess?) girls hair / scalp
I dunno, I love massaging (i guess?) girls hair / scalp
#48 to #34 - crazyspireman
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#69 - twelveleven
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Puts a new meaning on Head and Shoulders
#61 - drtortuga
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I think it's so sweet when my guy washes my hair. It also feels freaking amazing.
User avatar #73 to #61 - vinlandknight
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My girlfriend does too, she stand with her mouth agape and her eyes shut in a state of utter enjoyment, I can't help but scratch her head more.
User avatar #76 to #73 - drtortuga
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It's like a drug. Good boyfriends give head massages. I'm sure she loves you for it.
User avatar #55 - nigerotte
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if hes shampooing your hair he not using shampoo
User avatar #58 to #55 - superbrowntoastxxx
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You made me laugh more then the post have my thumb
#12 - mymissiondaytwo
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Wouldn't the shampoo get in her mouth, making it a horrible bj experience for her ?
#13 to #12 - anon id: 0f250bad
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When is it a good experience in general?
#14 to #13 - mymissiondaytwo
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Guess some girls enjoy doing that (believe it or not).
User avatar #56 to #14 - hammarhead
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I know one. Haven't had the pleasure myself, being taken, but she does.
User avatar #62 to #13 - heartlessrobot
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I don't know, I wouldn't mind giving a bj.
#16 to #12 - anon id: fbf536fc
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Having someone shampoo your hair feels ****** lovely imo