Love my Job. I started just a couple days ago and I guess this is what I have to look forward .... So Walmart is a really interesting place to work Iwas stockin
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I started just a couple days ago and I guess this is what I have to look forward ...

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So Walmart is a really interesting place to work
Iwas stocking shelves and a lady walks up to me with her two kids who I assume
are about 8 and E and asks
Excuse me sir, do you guys have Pokemon cards?"
Yes maam we do, they are upfront by the cash registers"
Her response?
HA ******* Nerd" and then she walks off...
THEN
Iwent to a different aisle to zone some items and make it look all pretty
And a lady is walking past and has her son( little kid like 7 maybe} in her cart and he
says
Mom, can we get some peanuts?"
Her response?
Did Hell you to talk? or did Hell you to shut the **** up?"
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Submitted: 09/14/2013
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#2 - Womens Study Major (09/14/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I must do it.
are you ready?
imma do it
and you cant stop me
you know its already done
buit you dont want to belive its true
huehuehuehuehuehue *********** now
girl : Am I pretty? Boy : NO. Girl : Do you want to be with me forever? ... Boy : NO. ... ... ... ... Girl : Would you cry if I walked away? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..............................Boy : NO. She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked away, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm. Boy : Your not pretty, your beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would DIE. (Boy whispers) : Please? Stay with me. (Girl whispers) : I will. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4 pm. Tomorrow it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you don't post this to 5 other pages. You will have relationship problems for the next 10 years
User avatar #6 to #2 - arandomanon ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
I stopped reading after "are you ready?"
#9 - deathbyrevenge (09/15/2013) [-]
How dare you work at an establishment that cares to sell a somewhat highly acclaimed TCG and knowing where exactly where they were on the shelf, showing great customer service. ******* hate nerds.
User avatar #16 - Onemanretardpack (09/15/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Walmart stories go!
>Taking a piss before I go on break
>Finish, start washing my hands
>Hear heavy footsteps
>See giant fatass ******* busting ass to the urinal
>Doesn't unzip, just yanks his pants to the ground
>No underwear
>Starts making the most god awful moaning sounds like he's having sex or something
>Finishes, bends over as I'm watching this all go down
>See fat hair asshole
> ****************************** .jpeg
>Walk out in disgust without drying my hands
#1 - thepandaelf (09/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Good guy dad. pic related
User avatar #5 to #1 - clareon (09/15/2013) [-]
Idk who that is, could you explain?
User avatar #17 - swagasauruss (09/15/2013) [-]
Quick question to walmart employees, do you do every job but your job? Because thats what I do. Im supposed to be an assembler, but I normally get stuck stocking/zoning/running the Baler or something else.
User avatar #12 - qwarthos (09/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I'm a CSM at walmart and today I told a lady that I wouldn't go get her a bag of marshmallows that she forgot to grab and she flipped **** . I'd like to ask you guys if you think I was wrong to make her do her own shopping
#20 - dammitcurfy (09/15/2013) [-]
i work in electronics so i get the nerd **** all the time. but today was worse with the start of layaway. so basically every ******* hick and lowlife that could put 10% down on a huge tv and laptop did. but the odds of them picking them up are very little.
#19 - chuckey (09/15/2013) [-]
if any one wants it
#25 - Womens Study Major (09/15/2013) [-]
Alright. I have worked for Wal Mart for over nine months now. Have held two job positions, worked for two different Wal Marts, and the most annoying thing is this.
How they screw their employees over by hours. Example would be me. They refuse to give me full time, but will hire new associates, and give them full time. I am trying to support my wife through college, and they know this, but refuse to give me full time hours. I brought the issue to coworkers, can't remember the title of their jobs, and they said "You will be getting full time" *Win* Anon "Huh?" Associate "For staying late." That is staying two extra hours every work day just to get 40 hours. Working longer, and harder then my crew. I went to management, and all the want to do is jump around the subject. I am not the best worker, but I always clock in early, to work, and from lunch, also staying until the job is done. Know how to use multiple PLE devices, pick, bin, stock, throw a truck, etc.
User avatar #3 - aeriesiapna (09/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Amen brother! i work for Hellmart too.
Only most of what I see is in the parking lot, where you get to see every ounce of the stupid all piled together.
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