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#70 - decoyoctopus (09/14/2013) [-]
Every time they hear a Justin Beaver song they start violently and uncontrollably masturbating...
or better yet,
Every time they see a kid they start profusely sweating and breathing heavily, all the while unable to break eye contact with the kid...

that's all i can think of at the minute, shit would be funny though...
User avatar #85 to #70 - taintedangel (09/14/2013) [-]
I got this.

-Have a house fly constantly flying around their head for the pure annoyance.
-Have him get ED when he get's to score with a 7/10 or higher girl.
-Always have that floaty bubble thing in his eye whenever he has an eye test
-Always have an itch that's just out of reach.
-Food always tastes a bit off like there's something wrong with it, but is still edible and fine.
-no matter how much they may try, they'll never get rid of that cowlick.
-make him dream about gay sex (if a homophobe) on Sundays.

I guess I'll mostly just come up with ironic punishments for assholes like that.
User avatar #87 to #85 - mitchr (09/14/2013) [-]
Make it so he always is on the verge of sneezing, but never can sneeze.
#91 to #87 - captainsheperd (09/14/2013) [-]
god bless you sir
#90 to #87 - wtfduud ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
You sick bastard.
#89 to #87 - taintedangel (09/14/2013) [-]
You... you're going places.
You... you're going places.
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