Damn wizards.... Yup...found this funny. Sorry if it's a repost, never seen it on here before. arta. A magic wizard? As opposed to a non-magic wizard? wizard tumbl
Upload
Login or register
Hide Comments
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (87)
[ 87 comments ]
> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #2 - therealdiscord
Reply +68 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
A magic wizard? As opposed to a non-magic wizard?
User avatar #18 to #2 - darkjustifier
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
Simon & Lewis
#81 to #2 - damandan
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
Imperial Wizard
User avatar #88 to #2 - wtfduud
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
30 year old virgins.
User avatar #92 to #2 - folkflunky
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
Well nowadays we have wizards already, but they use illusion to make their "magic tricks". He's talking about real wizards, with real spells n' real ****.
User avatar #30 to #2 - drtrousersnake
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
well if you are a virgin until you are 30...
User avatar #33 to #30 - therealdiscord
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
Two thirds of the way there!
User avatar #34 to #33 - drtrousersnake
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
same
User avatar #4 to #2 - bobthedilder
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
Thomas Edison?
User avatar #14 to #4 - gitanisme
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
Thomas Edison was a huge ************.
#7 to #4 - anon id: 87167d3a
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
Thou shalt not mention the defiler
#19 to #2 - dreadrabbit
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
You could also be the install wizard.
User avatar #27 to #19 - badmonkey
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
That ****** still magic yo
#11 - lequigley
Reply +44 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
so in short this guy
User avatar #83 to #11 - MeezaRoon
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
******* magic man stealing sandwiches and ****, I hate him
#61 to #11 - steelcrasher
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
God i hate him
God i hate him
#71 to #11 - scg
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #12 to #11 - crazyhindu
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
He kinda ****** their lives up for being nice.
User avatar #20 to #12 - chezburgadominator
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
Wasn't the moral of that story that you shouldn't be nice to everyone or some ****? Or was it just ***** and giggles?
User avatar #21 to #20 - crazyhindu
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
Well Finn thought it was not to be nice to people and expect something in return but it was actually for ***** and giggles
User avatar #84 to #20 - taintedangel
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
Since when doesn't Magic Man do **** for ***** and giggles?
#6 - ajrin
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
egoraptor
User avatar #13 to #6 - misticalz
Reply -17 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
>autism
#45 to #13 - anon id: a2dc9df6
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
shut the **** up
User avatar #15 to #6 - undeadwill
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
I went there. Universal theme park > didney worl
#77 to #6 - derpinathebadass
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#44 to #6 - tightastic
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#82 to #6 - dasbrot
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
enshnuughh
enshnuughh
#10 to #6 - volksworgen
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
Also has a day job of being an anteater.
User avatar #39 to #10 - brianhanerjr
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
Which sequelitis episode is this from?^
User avatar #101 to #39 - volksworgen
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/15/2013) [-]
megaman
User avatar #102 to #101 - brianhanerjr
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/15/2013) [-]
THANKS
#103 to #102 - volksworgen
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(09/15/2013) [-]
No worries mate.
#8 to #6 - samous
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #9 to #6 - kakariko
Reply +36 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
[chins internally]
#24 - benevolentpsycho
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
>be a wizard
> live

choose one.
#26 to #24 - mindsculptorjace
Reply +27 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
<
#32 to #26 - benevolentpsycho
Reply -3 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
>lose your virginity
>wizards want you dead now
>buy a gun
>challenge wizards
>shoot them in the face while they cast their long ass spells
>laugh as they rage
User avatar #36 to #32 - mindsculptorjace
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
>"long ass spells"
>expeliarmus
>brisngr
>A single thought
#40 to #36 - benevolentpsycho
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
>*Blam*
> A single thought
#54 to #36 - cloakedone
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
Expeliarmus takes .33 seconds to say(computer calculated for my fastest saying of a group of 20,actually takes snape a full 2 seconds in his wizard duel) and has a max range of 50ft(they're never over 25, usually less than 10, but i thought i'd be generous)
From the decision to shoot to the bullet leaving the gun an officer averages about .25 seconds. Max range about 150 feet accurately.

assuming they were standing at the spells max range, and pulled at the same time (ignoring the decision to cast the spell, but including the one of the gun to increase the spells odds) the bullet would travel 96ft (assuming fmj gov 9mm, the slowest 9mm)

That's nearly enough to hit the wizard, go through him, and hit another wizard. And that was in wizard best case scenario where the wizard shoots first and the gun has to react before the wizard can finish his spell. And also the wizards somekind of supermegawizard

aka, gun beats wizard, all time, everytime.
User avatar #55 to #54 - newforomador
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
Well, if you're going by Eragon magic something as simple as a bullet would do next to nothing, other then slightly drain the wizard's magic reserve. Maybe if you shot him a lot of times, but by then you would've been killed with a few words.
User avatar #99 to #54 - NinjaHermit
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
But how much time does it take to aim the gun? And what if, you know, the wizard was immune to bullets or has a magical shield? What if it's a wizard with a gun?

In any case, this whole scenario is assuming the wizard doesn't just set the other dude on fire with a flick of the wrist or kill him with a mere thought, from across the room (or from the other side of town), before the dude even knows the wizard is there.
#100 to #99 - cloakedone
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/15/2013) [-]
the same amount of time it takes to aim a wand.... And he'd have to cast the bullet invincibilty first, which is longer. Wizard with a gun is just plain ******* awesome. and why doesnt the gun just snipe him from a mile and a half away. gun has the same options and more
#98 to #54 - NinjaHermit
0 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #37 to #32 - mindsculptorjace
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
And why exactly do wizards want to kill you?
User avatar #41 to #37 - benevolentpsycho
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
I don't know really. I just like doing stuff like this to talk with funny people.
User avatar #35 to #32 - misfitsftw
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
wizards shield spells protect them from mortal weapons
#38 to #35 - benevolentpsycho
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
My gun is pawered by teh EMPRAH!!
User avatar #22 - cocopopsonfire
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
maybe wizards are the source of people with OCD



and i mean real OCD, not stupid habits that people claim are OCD
#75 to #22 - dstar
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
**dstar rolls 2**
#70 - decoyoctopus
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
Every time they hear a Justin Beaver song they start violently and uncontrollably masturbating...
or better yet,
Every time they see a kid they start profusely sweating and breathing heavily, all the while unable to break eye contact with the kid...

that's all i can think of at the minute, **** would be funny though...
User avatar #85 to #70 - taintedangel
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
I got this.

-Have a house fly constantly flying around their head for the pure annoyance.
-Have him get ED when he get's to score with a 7/10 or higher girl.
-Always have that floaty bubble thing in his eye whenever he has an eye test
-Always have an itch that's just out of reach.
-Food always tastes a bit off like there's something wrong with it, but is still edible and fine.
-no matter how much they may try, they'll never get rid of that cowlick.
-make him dream about gay sex (if a homophobe) on Sundays.

I guess I'll mostly just come up with ironic punishments for assholes like that.
User avatar #87 to #85 - mitchr
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
Make it so he always is on the verge of sneezing, but never can sneeze.
#91 to #87 - captainsheperd
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
god bless you sir
User avatar #90 to #87 - wtfduud
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
You sick bastard.
#89 to #87 - taintedangel
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
You... you're going places.
You... you're going places.
User avatar #68 - vladhellsing
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
I'd hit them with the Wabbajack.
#74 to #68 - markertemp
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Now, I know what you're thinking. Can I still rely on my swords and spells and sneaking and all that nonsense? Sure, sure. Or... you could use... The Wabbajack! Huh? Huh? Didn't see that coming, did you?
#58 - dragonax
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
I take the bus to school everyday
#48 - lanfear
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #17 - dedaluminus
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(09/14/2013) [-]
**** you, man. I live next to a school.