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User avatar #1 - redrex (09/14/2013) [-]
what the **** led up to his head being carried around on the back of a tortoise in the desert
User avatar #19 to #1 - Cookiez ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
He snitched on the cartel, and since his name was "Tortuga" (Turtle) they thought it would be "poetic" to put his head on a turtle
#59 to #19 - Dwarf (09/14/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #5988938 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** I thought Tortuga was a place in Pirates of the Caribbean.
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #5988938 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** I thought Tortuga was a place in Pirates of the Caribbean.
User avatar #61 to #59 - Cookiez ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Well, its literally means "Turtle" or "Tortoise" in spanish.
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User avatar #67 to #64 - Cookiez ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
I saw it before you deleted it
User avatar #68 to #67 - Cookiez ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
both of them
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User avatar #2 to #1 - christheace (09/14/2013) [-]
The cartel killed him for snitching and put his head onto a tortoise rigged with explosives as a message
User avatar #3 to #2 - redrex (09/14/2013) [-]
how ******* high were the creators when that thought of that
User avatar #46 to #3 - dburns (09/14/2013) [-]
Well his name was Spanish for tortoise so it was kind of a joke i guess Il be a meth fueled joke.
User avatar #8 to #3 - latinotornado (09/14/2013) [-]
To be honest, they didn't need to be that high. For all we know that could have been taken from a real example. The cartel has done many ****** up things man. Many many ****** up things. If this was ever based on a true story (the cartel cutting his head off and putting explosives in his head on the turtle) I wouldn't be very suprised
User avatar #16 to #8 - scorpionfrommk (09/14/2013) [-]
his name in the show was also Tortuga which means turtle in English
User avatar #9 to #8 - redrex (09/14/2013) [-]
doesn't that just seem a bit impractical?
User avatar #10 to #9 - latinotornado (09/14/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter. all about sending a message. Ever hear what a colombian necktie is?
#14 to #10 - eating (09/14/2013) [-]
what is colombian necktie? im interested
User avatar #15 to #14 - Rockycrack (09/14/2013) [-]
you slit the guys throat, and then make his tongue go through the hole
#34 to #15 - eating (09/14/2013) [-]
sounds neat!
User avatar #51 to #34 - latinotornado (09/14/2013) [-]
Yea you take a knife and slide it right through the underside of the jaw as deep as you can go, then reach your hand in there, grab his/her tongue, and pull it out through the hole in there throat. So they just have their tongue hanging through a hole in there throat. I'd post a pic but it's a bit too gory and will probably get flagged or something idk
User avatar #11 to #10 - redrex (09/14/2013) [-]
no i have not, but i mean impractical that tortoises are slow and well, a lot can happen to a tortoise with a decapitated head on his shell before it was able to be seen
User avatar #12 to #11 - latinotornado (09/14/2013) [-]
very true. doesn't mean they won't do it haha i'm sure they had a plan
#4 to #3 - christheace (09/14/2013) [-]
It's from Breaking Bad.   
   
So they were probably smoking meth
It's from Breaking Bad.

So they were probably smoking meth
User avatar #48 to #4 - lutzswartzman (09/14/2013) [-]
or he was a snitch!
User avatar #5 to #4 - redrex (09/14/2013) [-]
oh, i had no idea that was from breaking bad, i assumed it was from some movie years ago
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