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The Legend That Is Tortuga

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Submitted: 09/13/2013
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User avatar #1 - redrex (09/14/2013) [+] (25 replies)
what the **** led up to his head being carried around on the back of a tortoise in the desert
#4 to #3 - christheace (09/14/2013) [-]
It's from Breaking Bad.   
   
So they were probably smoking meth
It's from Breaking Bad.

So they were probably smoking meth
User avatar #22 - malcolmcz (09/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
lol what film ?
#23 to #22 - gunnay ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
its from breaking bad
its from breaking bad
#21 - tehomagaman (09/14/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Sure thing boss.
User avatar #42 - tomowrath (09/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I got to that episode last night.
#44 to #43 - tomowrath (09/14/2013) [-]
nobody can get to me.
I am anolymous
I live in a region
I forgot.
I forgive sometimes but not often.
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Danny trejo sounds like a cool guy but he is so ******* built i would be to scared.
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User avatar #17 to #7 - zerosonaku (09/14/2013) [-]
He's one of the few hollywood actors that LOOKS like he's killed a man off screen.
#41 - midothegreat (09/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#26 - dafuckisthishit (09/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Danny Trejo usually plays seedier characters to be an example for what kids should not grow up to be, so they aspire to something in the completely opposite direction of his roles. What a bro.
#53 - donaldducksdick (09/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This man does have the best voice in the show though.
#49 - kaycie (09/14/2013) [-]
Danny Trejo is my fetish
Danny Trejo is my fetish
User avatar #39 - rieskimo (09/14/2013) [-]
Danny Trejo is best Danny

I don't care that he's a character actor he's one of the coolest guys that I've seen in Hollywood(not literally, you know what I mean)

He's a former heavyweight boxer in San Quentin which is one of the nastiest prisons in the US. They even have a museum set up in San Quentin to showcase all the crazy makeshift weapons prisoners have made. Some guy made a gun out of plumbing pieces and I think somebody else even made a crossbow out of toilet paper or some **** .

************* are resourceful

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxQK3tmpj4Y

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCi-cArNttw
#70 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/14/2013) [-]
this wasnt even that funny when it first aired.. the captions just make him look like an asshole.
#76 - sparkysparkybooman (09/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
should've been "yeah but did your head crawl across the desert on a tortoise, while secretly hiding a bomb that exploded and killed multiple people?"   
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMMO4GRHJWw
should've been "yeah but did your head crawl across the desert on a tortoise, while secretly hiding a bomb that exploded and killed multiple people?"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMMO4GRHJWw
User avatar #57 - thesuperdude (09/14/2013) [-]
Retoast
#55 - guto (09/14/2013) [-]
I 						*******					 love breaking bad
I ******* love breaking bad
#37 - bujo (09/14/2013) [-]
Dont forget about the fact that his head also EXPLODED. It blew a guys leg off.
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User avatar #38 - bothemastaofall (09/14/2013) [-]
Machete in space
User avatar #35 - analmanofnarnia (09/14/2013) [-]
Hola DEA!
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