Safe. . man 5 AHEHE , are A menu or Ami: As HEARING our Ann EDT IGHT av A an. That's so rude, I bet she was a nice lady.
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man 5 AHEHE ,
are A menu or Ami:
As HEARING our Ann
EDT IGHT av A an
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Submitted: 09/13/2013
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#5 - TurtleOnItsBack (09/14/2013) [-]
That's so rude, I bet she was a nice lady.
#2 - burdensomebucket (09/13/2013) [-]
The bus then got pregnant...
User avatar #7 - teleamachus (09/14/2013) [-]
I have had a similar experience. One time I was one curly brown pube's uncurled distance away from popping my cherry, and I put on a condom; right as that happened, Putin charges through a wall, breaking it down, atop a mighty bear mount, and gives me a handshake, congratulating me on my accomplishment and telling me how inspirational I am. Out of nowhere the bear starts ******** on the floor and out comes Snowden. He says he's been in there too long and that I am now responsible for the stolen laptops, because all he wants to do is go home. Now I have two new fancy laptops, Putin's hand in mine, and a naked girl still underneath me. I do also understand that it would be rude to not have ejaculated already with Putin's hand in mine, so I made sure to be as respectful and polite as I could. He rode out waving and I just sat there, taking it all in. All I could think this whole time was how I wanted to pop my cherry but Putin wouldn't let me, so now I have to sit here filled with thoughts of mom's spaghetti.
#1 - dantemp (09/13/2013) [-]
Well, at least he died hard.
User avatar #6 - Crusader (09/14/2013) [-]
I'm just wondering, why was he wearing a condom in a spot where he could get hit by a bus, unless he was in a bedroom that was right next to a street, I can't come up with an explanations.
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