Screw Physicss. derp derp derp.....meinhard S. Rohr huehuehue....lassmiranda dennsi willja nothing to see here...go on.... FELL of DUTY counterstrike. skyrim physics Screw Physicss derp meinhard S Rohr huehuehue lassmiranda dennsi willja nothing to see here go on FELL of DUTY counterstrike skyrim physics
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - konradkurze
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skyrim physics
skyrim physics
User avatar #3 to #2 - lordmacflurri
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What video is that from?
User avatar #5 to #3 - pbeldin
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#8 to #5 - konradkurze
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head on backwards
its just a flesh wound
User avatar #6 to #5 - lordmacflurri
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Thanks
User avatar #4 to #2 - urumasi
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SAUCE?
User avatar #7 to #4 - konradkurze
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idk, was a gif i found here on FJ
User avatar #57 to #7 - undeadwill
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Look below nonpolitical board faggit.
User avatar #10 to #7 - urumasi
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Darn. But #5 gave the source.
User avatar #50 to #2 - chaoticfox
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no Lydia! come baaack
User avatar #30 to #2 - warlockrichard
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see giant for the first time
join the nordic space program
#23 to #2 - lawander **User deleted account**
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Looks like he reached the sky rim
User avatar #52 to #23 - walkerjam
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Shut the hell up, Carlos.
#63 to #23 - TheForbiddenOne
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#12 - felixjarl
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Don't even get me started at tf2 physics.
User avatar #60 to #12 - samous
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it's basicly the same as CS
User avatar #19 to #12 - TheMather
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The only thing TF2 does that's wrong is how **** has extreme knockback. Other than that, the only physics in place are collision, speed and gravity.
#20 to #19 - felixjarl
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Double jump? Airblast? Man jumping with minigun?
Double jump? Airblast? Man jumping with minigun?
User avatar #21 to #20 - TheMather
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Ok, double and triple jumps I can't explain, but the airblast is as I said just ridiculously boosted knockback. As for Heavy jumping with the minigun, remember that he used to live in a Siberian gulag until all the guards "mysteriously" died, the man is a ******* powerhouse.
#24 to #21 - wafflelord
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People covered in milk heal people that shoot them?   
Man shooting a rocket at his feet?   
Banners having any effect whatsoever?   
A fire hose that shoots a magical healing beam?   
Brass knuckles doing less damage than bare hands?   
UNUSUAL HATS!?
People covered in milk heal people that shoot them?
Man shooting a rocket at his feet?
Banners having any effect whatsoever?
A fire hose that shoots a magical healing beam?
Brass knuckles doing less damage than bare hands?
UNUSUAL HATS!?

User avatar #25 to #24 - TheMather
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Those are examples of weird science, not broken physics.
User avatar #32 to #25 - viatio
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Technically all of that is physics. Physics is everything.
User avatar #40 to #24 - sixpix
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Source :


For people that didn't see the video yet :3
#61 to #24 - jingleforth
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I did some calculations that show Heavy can punch with 1,400-1,750 joules of energy.

That's the same as a .44 magnum shot at minimum, and a few hundred joules short of being as powerful as a .50 AE shot at maximum.
#98 to #61 - redwrench
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Let's assume that's what the critical swing is, then.   
Not many classes can tank that.
Let's assume that's what the critical swing is, then.
Not many classes can tank that.
User avatar #102 to #98 - jingleforth
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1,400 joules was the minimum, using base damage rather than criticals.
User avatar #103 to #102 - redwrench
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Yes, but to me it makes more sense REALISTICALLY that those figures are for a crit swing.

But since it's TF2 we're talking about, what would be the equivalent of 4,200 joules worth of power?
User avatar #75 to #61 - mangostormlegend
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And then he ties a bear claw to each wrist and PUNCHES EVEN HARDER
User avatar #83 to #75 - jingleforth
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I think the claws is what makes damage harder, I tried to add that, but realized it wouldn't work.

But with classes such as Spy and such, the damage raising could be due to actual physical strength.
User avatar #68 to #21 - jingleforth
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I did some calculations showing heavy can lift about 450+ pounds (204 kg+) while running quite fast (I tried doing real calcs, but I found it more complicated than I thought, but it's still pretty bad)

And with my previous calc showing he can hit with the force of bullets, and other classes can tank said bullet punches.
User avatar #93 to #68 - GeneralLeeInsane
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Well yeah, Sasha weighs in around 300 pounds alone, and he carries an shotgun, or sandwich/steak/chocolate bar, with claws/boxing gloves/brass knuckles (imagine the weight of the Fists of Steel, man). On those tiny little legs of his, to boot.
#128 to #20 - furiousmarshmellow
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You must be shape like Heavy.

Heavy can jump with Sasha.

You are too tiny to jump with Sasha.
#56 to #12 - zorororonoa
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I know, right?
#9 - whakashrew
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borderlands though?
User avatar #65 to #9 - levelninetynine
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Mmmmm, I use most of my free time playing this.
#80 to #9 - anon id: 1e99e407
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Pandora is a smaller planet but is a lot like earth so its gravity is smaller but you can live on it and because smaller gravity is weaker it allows you to jump huge heights and barely get hurt...
User avatar #81 to #80 - whakashrew
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jumping off that huge tower would still kill you though...
#27 to #9 - qwertywtf
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e-tech smgs are the best.
especially Tediores.
I love thia game
User avatar #46 to #27 - iamkagji
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I agree, but my favorite weapons i the game are Jakobs snipers
User avatar #82 to #46 - Hreidmar
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I don't know... the Slagga is such a fun SMG to use.
User avatar #85 to #82 - iamkagji
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I'll give you that, especially if you've got some badass elemental grenades to follow
User avatar #86 to #85 - Hreidmar
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My personal favourite thing to do is find a large group of enemies as my Siren... then Phaselock one (I have Ruin enabled, and Converge, so that's all 10 enemies slagged) and then throw in one or two Storm Fronts, and then just lazily pepper them with the Slagga or the Veruc as hilarity ensues and everything looks so blue and unhappy.
User avatar #106 to #27 - internetscaresme
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You forgetting about the sand hawk?
#13 to #9 - GoReMoTe
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>playing borderlands 2
>not playing zer0

***** is u srs
User avatar #34 to #13 - lordofarms
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uh...most people play Axton, myself included.
User avatar #42 to #34 - crimsontyyde
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PFFFTTTT Gaige master race.
User avatar #58 to #42 - thedarkestrogue
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deathtrap is my RBFFFFE bitches.
(Robotic best ******* friend for ******* ever)

Killing bitches with lasers and claws and ****. **** yeah.
User avatar #59 to #58 - crimsontyyde
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I loved mine so much I named him Robbie. I love Robbie...
#69 to #59 - vapaus
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I named my buzzaxe Susan.
I named my buzzaxe Susan.
User avatar #77 to #34 - ilovehitler
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Prefer salvador myself
User avatar #41 to #13 - jammyz
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I have a Zer0 and Krieg character.

For some reason, I'm not too keen on the others.

I really want a dlc where we play from Handsome Jacks POV
User avatar #53 to #41 - TheAdolfHitler
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Handsome Jack is seriously one of the best videogame villain I've ever seen.
User avatar #54 to #53 - jammyz
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I 100% agree with you!
User avatar #129 to #53 - jammyz
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And you don't even see him till the end of the game!
User avatar #116 to #41 - purplemask
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oh my god yes. i love Handsome Jack but at the same time i want to punch him in the chest.
User avatar #33 to #13 - meestaa
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Zer0? You can't be serious.

Out of the original 4 vault hunters, it's all about Salvador.


i said original because Krieg kicked some serious ass
User avatar #35 to #33 - retardedboss
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For general mobbing Krieg or Zer0 for sure.

Raid bosses, Zer0 or Sal. So really, Zer0 is the best all around character.
#51 to #33 - taternutz
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Comment Picture
User avatar #17 to #13 - whakashrew
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i dont record myself playing, so I just looked up a pic of someone enjoying the no fall damage
i play zero or salvador
User avatar #70 to #13 - iamnuff
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hmm.


really want to play BL2, but i'm waiting for the "complete edition" to come out.


I don't want to have to fork out for all the dlc and ****. i just want it all on disk.
#28 - fuckinfuckinfuck
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HL2 ladders are basically cannons that shoot you into space.
User avatar #55 to #28 - tarekmig
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Yeah because HL2 doesn't use the same engine as counter strike, BUT VERY ALIKE ENGINE.
#37 to #28 - zappkj
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the file size of that image is 7,76 KB
7,76*0+3=3
HL3 confirmed
User avatar #39 to #37 - reican
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2kb mainly, the rest is focused in the center.
User avatar #44 to #28 - produktr
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= counter strike..
#45 - Lmaoplanes
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Who the **** takes the ladders in battlefield?

Filthy casuals.
User avatar #71 to #45 - Mortuus
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You're that asshole that wastes the support helicopter, aren't you?
#26 - kingofunnyjunk
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#62 - Freelon
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#123 to #62 - anon id: 14f41438
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the nanites change all the rules
#67 - chrisfloyd
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IT'S SO REALISTIC!!!
IT'S SO REALISTIC!!!
User avatar #84 to #67 - rockamekishiko
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i don't think the developers plan for that...
#87 to #84 - chrisfloyd
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Don't get me wrong I LOVE battlefield. It just annoys me when fanboys act like the most realistic thing. (c4 bike launches are the best thing ever.)
Don't get me wrong I LOVE battlefield. It just annoys me when fanboys act like the most realistic thing. (c4 bike launches are the best thing ever.)
User avatar #105 to #87 - redwrench
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What expansion pack provides the bikes?
User avatar #111 to #105 - chrisfloyd
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endgame
User avatar #107 to #105 - internetscaresme
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End game.
#90 to #87 - rogmclaugh
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How is battlefield 3? I played the xbox version till I saw it was **** and I never played again...
User avatar #108 to #90 - internetscaresme
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Bf3 never really was ****, It's great fun playing with friends
#112 to #108 - rogmclaugh
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Most of my friends who played it were either horrible and hated it, or really douchey and they hogged vehicles and kills. Then I had one team player and he turned into a lying piece of ****. So I just deleted everything and forgot about it.
User avatar #114 to #112 - internetscaresme
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Ah. Get some friends that don't play call of duty and/or are douches. Is real fun
#76 - redbeardfj
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**redbeardfj rolls 6,777**
#104 to #76 - redwrench
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User avatar #110 to #76 - ttommyfresh
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**ttommyfresh rolls 86**
#120 to #76 - elmothegodfather
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**elmothegodfather rolls 2,090** Maybe I could do it?
#121 to #120 - elmothegodfather
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**elmothegodfather rolls 39** LOL NO I ******* CAN'T
#89 to #76 - unbentgodfather
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YFW
YFW
User avatar #11 - chuckbillrow
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i think we can all agree that minecraft has the best anti-gravity ladders... you can fall hundreds of meters and be saved by "catching" a ladder you are not facing while shooting a bow and arrow
User avatar #14 to #11 - insertclevernames
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think about assassins creed. you can fall as far as you want and catch yourself with just your fingers on a 2-3 inch ledge.
User avatar #73 to #14 - vigilum
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Or land on a random dude.
#16 to #11 - bbblllaaarrrggg
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you can fall 4000 feet in css hit 1 inch of water and be perfectly ok.
#18 to #11 - johnnybing
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Its the same in counter strike...