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Ding dong ditched

near Sean Paul . it
I waited five minutes, put en my shoes, and left via the side gate. [walked a black er twe and
sure enaugh, there are three kids ditching another Muse. I walk slowly as they finish their
prank.
After their prank, they decide stand In the street and giggle. I walk towards them en the
sidewalk. As I pass them I say, Wen knew, we really shouldra stand in the street at night.
Bad things happen at night..." They stare at me. I keep walking.
I turn a Lerner and, as seen as I' m em d sight, run up an adjacent alleyway, Crisis the street,
turn around and start walking back. I see them a Heck away painting at a house near me.,
The Muse' s deck has a chair they can' t see. I climb stealthily mite the deck and sit in it.
One of the kids creeps towards the deer, but deosn' t see me._ Iust as he' s meet press the
timerball, I say, "VERY bad things..."
OH Stiel* lla" Says kid with trowels. They all run. Simile.
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#5 - secretary (09/13/2013) [-]
At first i thought 'ding-dong-ditched' was a Flanders way of saying he was stood up.
I was wrong.
User avatar #3 - sepheroth (09/13/2013) [-]
I always imagine him lighting up a cigarette as he says "VERY bad things..." In the end.
#2 - lonevolff (09/13/2013) [-]
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#10 - thecheesepoofs (09/14/2013) [-]
>trick or treating last year
>see kids ding dong ditch this guys house
>just stand there pissed as they run to the side of his house behind bushes
>yell over to him where they are
>mfw guy goes over and yells at them and takes their candy
User avatar #1 - alaskahockey (09/13/2013) [-]
Well played good sir.
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User avatar #8 - cxnt (09/14/2013) [-]
this made me very happy to read.
#7 - pantmonthedemon (09/13/2013) [-]
give this man a medal
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