Calm down Satan. Stop eating my food. This "Bag of Candy" is actually Air Freshener Crystals- Left it out because ppl like to eat my stuff all the time. Should
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Calm down Satan

Stop eating my food

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This "Bag of Candy" is actually Air Freshener Crystals-
Left it out because ppl like to eat my stuff all the time.
Should be interesting
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Submitted: 09/13/2013
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#39 - kashin (09/14/2013) [-]
When I was like 5 and in grade school, I discovered these little bags of vanilla sugar that my mom used to bake pies with. It looked tasty, so I had a taste, and found out it tasted delicious, so every day before school I would sneak a little bag of vanilla sugar to school with me and be eating little bits of it over the course of the day.

Other kids started asking me what that stuff I was eating was, and before I knew it, kids were asking me for some of my vanilla sugar every day.

I then saw an opportunity to mess with the other kids, so I emptied one of the little bags and filled it with flour (which looked the same), and duct taped it back shut. I remember, 5 y/old me thought watching the kids cringe as they realized it wasn't what they were expecting was the funniest thing in the world.
#40 to #39 - seveer (09/14/2013) [-]
This makes me think of cocaine ... If that was not your intent then I am sorry, but otherwise I thought you may not have thought of it that way.
This makes me think of cocaine ... If that was not your intent then I am sorry, but otherwise I thought you may not have thought of it that way.
User avatar #36 - loonquawl (09/14/2013) [-]
Ooo piece of candy!
#34 - commandershit (09/14/2013) [-]
MFW title
#31 - vparrish (09/14/2013) [-]
You are evil! my mom left them out in a candy bowl so they would freshen the air. I see it and then think oooh candy and grab one and toss it in my mouth. It was most definitely not candy. On the plus side, my breath smelled like strawberries for the rest of the day.
#29 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (09/14/2013) [-]
Looks like a 						******					   
We all know what to do
Looks like a ******
We all know what to do
#26 - caramelfox (09/13/2013) [-]
I would be one of those people that pukes all over the room because I forgot to read the bag.
I would be one of those people that pukes all over the room because I forgot to read the bag.
#42 to #26 - anonymous (09/14/2013) [-]
That's the point.
User avatar #21 - scorpidea (09/13/2013) [-]
My stepmother (a nurse) had a "large" co-worker who stole peoples food at the nurses station in a nursing home she worked at. So one day she popped popcorn, and "flavored" it with a small amount patients diarrhea. Just shook it up in it real good. Then specifically told said thief to NOT touch it...with witnesses. 20 minutes later...it was 3/4 gone. In walks step mom, who right out loud asks...in front of thief... who ate the diarrhea corn. Step mom still almost got fired instead of thief..
#30 to #21 - iliketheporn (09/14/2013) [-]
Got a problem? Solve it with Diarrhea!
User avatar #27 to #21 - trolljunkusa (09/13/2013) [-]
She deserves to be fired, thats worse than stealing food
#35 to #27 - Nickutodeath (09/14/2013) [-]
Though I agree the step-mom should be fired she did kinda say not to touch it.
#25 to #21 - ordog (09/13/2013) [-]
That's messed up.
#16 - anonymous (09/13/2013) [-]
do that except with bath salts, now you have an interesting story
#15 - jvcjvc (09/13/2013) [-]
I once noticed that some of my chocolates were missing over time, so i decided to wipe my ass in some of them. The problem did not stop however, so i just threw them all out.
#9 - BerryLicious (09/13/2013) [-]
A friend bought me a box of soaps and bath stuff for Christmas last year from Lush. For those of you who don't know, a lot of their products look and smell like certain foods, and the box is packed with popcorn. As a 21 year old woman, I took a chomp out of what I believed was a cake, and have never used a Lush product since.
User avatar #33 to #9 - frogie (09/14/2013) [-]
My eyes popped open when I saw this comment. I love lush...way too much.... I applied there, hopefully my obsessive rants with convince them how well I am qualified
User avatar #22 to #9 - tanditsky (09/13/2013) [-]
How exactly would you go about taking a bite out of a lush product as a 21 year old woman?
User avatar #19 to #9 - lordscooby (09/13/2013) [-]
we were out of toothpaste, and my mega troll dad told me to use his polident, it works just as well


mouth trauma
User avatar #12 to #9 - rosette **User deleted account** (09/13/2013) [-]
This is kinda unrelated... But one time I accidentally put shampoo on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste.
User avatar #11 to #9 - mattyjay (09/13/2013) [-]
In high school, I went on a date with a girl and she went into Lush, dragging me with her, then the worker helped us as she looked at some jelly cubes, it said try me everywhere and even the bloke was encouragin us, so I popped one in my mouth.

Oh god why.
User avatar #8 - PigeonOnKrak (09/13/2013) [-]
When I was a kid, I got a bar of colourful, fruity soap at Christmas.
Of course, my child self reasoned that it looked like a tasty treat and I bit right in.
User avatar #5 - nightmarecorpse (09/13/2013) [-]
Back in my old house my roomates always ate my food when I wasn't around. I even labelled my **** , so there was no excuse. Then one day I made a sandwich with cat litter and left it in the fridge. Now nobody steals my food anymore.
User avatar #3 - enemyoftrn (09/13/2013) [-]
And be arrested for attempted ****** .
User avatar #14 to #3 - puppyfood (09/13/2013) [-]
You realize they're just sodium crystals right?
User avatar #23 to #14 - validandclear (09/13/2013) [-]
I don't think so.
Ingesting sodium crystals would **** you up.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODf_sPexS2Q
User avatar #24 to #23 - puppyfood (09/13/2013) [-]
It's not exactly sodium, it's like table salt. Sodium chloride of whatever it's called. It's edible but tastes like **** , and eat too much and you'll have to deal with dehydration.
#10 to #3 - monkeythefrog (09/13/2013) [-]
**monkeythefrog rolled a random image posted in comment #3661054 at Friendly **
>Put air freshener on desk.
>Someone eats it.
>Attempted ****** .
allmywats.jpg
#7 to #3 - gameoverdude (09/13/2013) [-]
why would op get arrested when people steal the air freshener crystals and decide to eat them?
User avatar #6 to #3 - crampers (09/13/2013) [-]
Yhe because crystal soap kills... The worst is diarrhea and a headache
#4 to #3 - banditowolf (09/13/2013) [-]
I don't see anything wrong with that
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