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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - subadanus
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(09/12/2013) [-]
She walked right into that one.
She walked right into that one.
User avatar #64 to #1 - mookiez
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Dat pun.
#79 to #64 - subadanus
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Wow, I didn't even see I made a pun.
Wow, I didn't even see I made a pun.
User avatar #25 to #1 - jesusthegardener
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(09/13/2013) [-]
man, this ******* reaction gif gets passed around like an STD.
#56 to #25 - anon id: 1196766f
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(09/13/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#6 - include
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(09/12/2013) [-]
His FW he posted that.
His FW he posted that.
#8 - tubaplayah
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(09/13/2013) [-]
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#17 - Major Mayhem
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#44 to #17 - rasengankyuubi
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(09/13/2013) [-]
It's a perfect loop O_O
#5 - felixjarl
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(09/12/2013) [-]
I have custom installed toasters bigger than your chest.
User avatar #14 to #5 - tiredofthis
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Adeptus Mechanicus FTW
User avatar #26 to #5 - demicus
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Who said a Magos couldn't make some sweet burns? Imperium FTW!
User avatar #27 to #5 - sabcy
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(09/13/2013) [-]
my droppings are prettier than yo face.
#46 to #5 - superintrovert
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Is everything you do tech or space themed?
#47 to #46 - felixjarl
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You spend 20 hours reading HFY and you would also be high as **** on space awesome.
You spend 20 hours reading HFY and you would also be high as **** on space awesome.
#49 to #47 - superintrovert
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Man you must have a high tolerance for HFY. I swelled with human pride after 20 minutes.
User avatar #50 to #49 - felixjarl
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(09/13/2013) [-]
I have descended past pride, i am now the epitome of human stubbornness and human power.
#83 to #50 - superintrovert
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Read everything I could find. To be honest I'm feeling weird going through that much awesomeness in such a short time. I've got a headache and I feel sick actually. Like my body and mind have realized the raw potential it's working with. Like I'm realizing there is justice and/or space love -open to interpretation- I'm not hitting aliens with and my body is punishing me for it. I'm pretty sure that I love being Human though.

I don't even regret that I probably won't be around for our First Contact. I don't feel sad that I'm poor. I'm not worried that the near future isn't all that bright. The complete truthiness of my username will be erased, I will do something great with my short life and I'm one hundred percent positive that I am proud to have been born Human. Humanity, **** YEAH!!!
#89 to #83 - felixjarl
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(09/13/2013) [-]
You have taken the second step, but it is still four steps beyond salvation.
#91 to #89 - superintrovert
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Of course I'm beyond salvation, I'm beyond everything!
#51 to #50 - superintrovert
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Oh really? I'll be back in a day or so. I'm going to read so much "Humanity, **** Yeah!" that I will evolve into the very essence of what it is to be Human.
#59 to #5 - averagesol
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#60 to #59 - felixjarl
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User avatar #76 to #5 - newbrony
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Hmm...sauce?
#9 - stimtheone
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(09/13/2013) [-]
I need to remember that one...
#10 to #9 - anon id: 97bb579c
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(09/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry about your penis
#36 - oliviersans
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#70 to #36 - jiltist
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Those're beeeaaaaauuuuuuutiful~~~
Those're beeeaaaaauuuuuuutiful~~~
User avatar #77 to #36 - vivapinatapro
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Clown shoes.
#31 - xxstealthopsxx
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(09/13/2013) [-]
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#24 - joeypie
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User avatar #15 - missrainbowdash
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(09/13/2013) [-]
who the **** has a foot long dick? if you don't get this pun I will flip my ****
User avatar #68 to #15 - inametoasted
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(09/13/2013) [-]
why cant your dick be 12 inches?

Then it would be a foot
User avatar #92 to #68 - missrainbowdash
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(09/13/2013) [-]
it can, but not a lot of people have access to that kind of hardware.
#29 to #15 - mcjustice
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(09/13/2013) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #67 to #29 - dummerbaztard
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(09/13/2013) [-]
I think the joke is supposed to be that he understood heels as the whole shoe - high heels, not just the heel itself, thus footlong.
Not the best one, but hey.
User avatar #30 to #15 - DrPeppir
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(09/13/2013) [-]
I kind of get it. Needs some work but you get a thumb for effort.