Why they got divorced. . My wile and I were watching who Wants To lie A Millionaire while we were In hen. I turned to her and said, ‘Ito you want to have Sex?‘
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Why they got divorced

My wile and I were watching
who Wants To lie A Millionaire while we were In hen.
I turned to her and said, ‘Ito you want to have Sex?‘
lio.' she answered.
I then said, 'ls that your line! answer?‘
She didn‘ t even look at me this time, slowly saying. "Veal
so I said. ‘then " like to none a Friend.'
And than when the tight started...
I tot my wile to a restaurant.
the waiter. tor some reason. took my order inst.
I' ll have the rum: steak, rare, muse."
said, “Aren' t you worried about the mad cow?"
Mit, she can order Ir Perseid."
And that' s when the tight started...
My wile and I were sitting metallic at her high school
reunion. and she kent staring at a drunken man swinging
his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
tasked her. "tin you know him?"
yes". she sighed.
Ito' s my old boyfriend. I understand hematite drinking
right alter we shill till those many years ago.
and I hear he hasn' t new sohey since."
My God!" I said, who would think 8 nelson could no on
celebrating that long?”
Mtl than WHEN tint light ...
My wile sat down next to me as I was mourns channels.
She asked. ‘what’: on '
And that' s when the light started...
My wile was hinting ainut what she wanted tor our
anniversary.
She said. " want something shiny that lines
mm ll to 150 in about it seconds.“
thought her a bathroom scale.
Mr [NETS WHEN ttwtt fight starta...
MY HIM WIS starme MIM,
In the mirror.
she was not nanny with what she saw and said to me,
Iuei ; I look oldie! and uly. I really need you
I retitled. "your ' s damn near normal.‘
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the starlets MAIN had out
MIDI! till at me and Salli 1 am NIH Manny!‘
I said. 'Wiill. which lit '
Hill "HTS HIM“ tite light ...
one year. I decided to My my a
cemetery llot " a Christmas gilt...
the out year, I didn' t My her at em.
when she asked me why. I mulled.
Well. you still haven' t used the
gill I nought you last year!“
Mil that' s WHEN ttwtt tight .
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#2 - derfying (09/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"   
"Nah, she can order for herself"
"Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself"
#20 - houseofscarlet ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
I'm watching a horror movie on T.V.. My wife walks into the room right as I'm screaming "Don't do it! No! NOO!" She asks me "What are you watching?"

I say "Our wedding video."

And that's when the fight started...
#14 - batmanbeyonddgrave ONLINE (09/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That second to last one...
That second to last one...
#41 - vatra (09/13/2013) [-]
Dust. That one word is somehow one of the most passive aggressive statements I've ever heard or read.
Dust. That one word is somehow one of the most passive aggressive statements I've ever heard or read.
User avatar #9 - desmondaltairezio (09/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
i dont get the tv one
#13 to #9 - fuckyeahpidgey (09/13/2013) [-]
She asked what was ON the TV, which is technically dust, rather than what she wanted to know, which was what was playing.

Not that she hadn't cleaned it in a while... although I can see how that is another interpretation...
#62 - justsomechickyo (09/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**justsomechickyo rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Throb Robin ** What always gets me into fights.....
#101 - noutvissers (09/13/2013) [-]
**noutvissers rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at a niel ** Why my fight started.
#33 - realreality (09/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Must be an expensive scale.
User avatar #32 - rhetoricalfunny (09/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why do people marry when their relationship is dysfunctional
User avatar #31 - jesusthegardener (09/13/2013) [+] (20 replies)
150 is a perfectly healthy weight.
#100 - noutvissers (09/13/2013) [-]
"Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long"
"Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long"
#76 - usernameistaken (09/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
mfw bathroom scale
#85 to #76 - tonygd (09/13/2013) [-]
After banging her car and making a midget joke. I'd say he is damn near close.
After banging her car and making a midget joke. I'd say he is damn near close.
#64 - recognize ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive... so, I took her to a gas station. And that's when the fight started....
#58 - onelemonleft (09/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why do they have to say "And that's when the fight started"?   
If it's not the punchline, what's the use, the joke has already been told.   
Gif unrelated
Why do they have to say "And that's when the fight started"?
If it's not the punchline, what's the use, the joke has already been told.
Gif unrelated
User avatar #81 - BlazeBluex ONLINE (09/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i dont get the dwarf one
User avatar #83 to #81 - kikithenerdfighter (09/13/2013) [-]
I believe it's a joke about Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs. One of them is called Happy. He is saying that he's not Happy and the man asking "which one are you then?" implying that he's one of the other 6.
#55 - tazze (09/13/2013) [-]
**tazze rolled a random comment #18999 posted by enteroreninenine at Brony board ** :
and that's when the fight started
risky move considering how much the roll generator and me hate each other
#28 - fukkentyranitar (09/13/2013) [-]
MFW mad cow.
#52 - anonymous (09/13/2013) [-]
That's why he divorced a dwarf he didn't know.
User avatar #24 - randolphthebeast (09/13/2013) [-]
that guy is a dick
#3 - anonymous (09/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How did a guy and a midget bus driver get divorced?
User avatar #29 to #3 - notahuman (09/13/2013) [-]
Was the man a little short on bus fare?
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