Bow to the queen. she is hot. smith okay hide doesnt get enough were around here so here' s the lowdown on my fat disney princess o she' s roughly &500 years ol
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Bow to the queen

she is hot

smith
okay hide doesnt get enough were around here so here' s the lowdown
on my fat disney princess
o she' s roughly &500 years old. but she appears about 28
D she' s a WARRIOR PRINCESS who becomes a WORRK) R
n she watched her mother the when she was a toddler
n shes the only it repeat ONLY) clooney princess to become
queen
n she decant become queen from marriage the crown was passed
on to her after her father died
o the reason she is a namor princess is because the voice
acters scree summer} creators
o she was the first original disney princess. not taken from an
adaption hklegend
shes basically a bad ass with who had an entire ,
surreal on her shoulders and doesnt get the credit she demotes
that' s why she' s not in the Disney Princess lineup
Bitch be e QUEEN
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#17 - anonymous (09/13/2013) [-]
The day tumblr can get a point across without needless cursing is the day OP won't be a ******
#15 - nonanonnon (09/13/2013) [-]
So she's not included because she's a queen instead of a princess, but we include Mulan?
#16 to #15 - dkspaces (09/13/2013) [-]
we also include Cinderella. Your point?
#19 to #16 - houseofscarlet (09/13/2013) [-]
Cinderella married a prince and becomes a princess. Mulan is in no way royalty, nor does she marry royalty in either 2 movies. Technically, she is not a real princess.
User avatar #22 to #19 - iamkagji (09/13/2013) [-]
Daughter of a chieftain...?
#23 to #22 - houseofscarlet (09/13/2013) [-]
The chieftain is basically the king of the village, and since Pocahontas (however the hell you spell it) is his daughter, she could technically be called royalty--although it's a bit of a stretch.
User avatar #12 - strangemoo (09/13/2013) [-]
I need more porn of her.
User avatar #13 to #12 - saintjimmyisawesom ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk, everyone.
User avatar #14 to #13 - strangemoo (09/13/2013) [-]
Oh **** , I forgot to bow.
User avatar #11 - chuckstein (09/13/2013) [-]
Mulan.
Mulan is best disney female anything.
I mean seriously the "Warrior Queen" Does little more than hold a spear, and she only rules the kingdom for like the last 15 minutes of the movie.

TL;DR
Mulan, any day, every day.
#8 - bigsaltyballs (09/12/2013) [-]
beans,bacon, whiskey and lard
beans,bacon, whiskey and lard
#20 to #8 - whyunofeellucky (09/13/2013) [-]
Just saying, Helga and Aela the Huntress are voiced by the same actresses.
User avatar #9 to #8 - iLiekToFap (09/13/2013) [-]
Is it bad that this describes my diet? If you replaced "lard" with "bread"....
User avatar #10 to #9 - bigsaltyballs (09/13/2013) [-]
thats actually my diet. just add tobacco to the mix
User avatar #18 to #10 - captainfuckitall (09/13/2013) [-]
This thread is filled with MEN
#21 to #18 - bigsaltyballs (09/13/2013) [-]
indeed it is my friend
indeed it is my friend
User avatar #7 - vondarkmoor (09/12/2013) [-]
actually prince and princess are just the working names of the male and female lead, it doesn't matter if they are a prince or a princess in the story itself
#6 - illusiveshade **User deleted account** (09/12/2013) [-]
Batman is still the best disney princess.
Did you know, batman is actually fighting crime on a nightly bassis? And he lost his parents too, and watched both of them die as well?
#4 - schnizel ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
>From Atlantis
>Not white
#1 - xerxic (09/12/2013) [-]
Atlantis isn't a legend?
#3 to #1 - someoneforamoment (09/12/2013) [-]
Atlantis as a place is a legend. The story itself was a completely original fabrication.
#2 to #1 - skybornetide (09/12/2013) [-]
Well, the character is an original creation. I believe that's what the person is getting at.
#5 to #2 - xerxic (09/12/2013) [-]
One could argue that most Disney characters qualify, considering the original sources are fairly distant from the Disney version.

Trying to think of an earlier princess. I'd note Hercules, but there's no princesses in that movie.
I would say that Tiana is original enough, but The Princess and the Frog came later. Does Robin Hood turning everything into furries count?
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