Beethoven was a badass. Hey baby you want some Simphony?. When Beethoven passed away, he was Buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was wal
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Beethoven was a badass

Hey baby you want some Simphony?

When Beethoven passed away, he was Buried
in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town
drunk was walking through the cemetery and
heard some strange noise coming from the
area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified,
the drunk ran and got the priest to come and
listen to it, The priest bent close to the grave
and heard some faint, unrecognizable music
coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest
ran and got the town magistrate. When the
magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the
grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah,
yes, that' s Beethoven' s Ninth Symphony, being
played backwards." He listened a while longer,
and said, "There' s the Eighth Symphony, and
it' s backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the
magistrate kept listening; "There' s the
Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth,.." Suddenly the
realization of what was happening dawned on
the magistrate; he stood up and announced to
the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery,
My fellow citizens, there' s nothing to worry
about. It' s just Beethoven decomposing."
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#2 - jaevel (09/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #11 - smellmyfaceforswag (09/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
3SPOOKY5ME
#15 - deathcrush (09/13/2013) [+] (8 replies)
#24 - lean (09/13/2013) [+] (13 replies)
User avatar #27 to #25 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
Flats are gay. Sharp master race.
#4 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #1 - robobloxx (09/12/2013) [-]
thought he was gonna pop out of the ground or some **** D:
#43 - benevolentpsycho (09/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Too spooky
Too spooky
User avatar #42 - tiredofthis (09/13/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I want to make a music pun.... but I fear that it will cause Treble.
#40 - givemethechicken (09/13/2013) [-]
obligatory
#8 - anonymous (09/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)
You retarded ***** . That's not even what decomposing means...
User avatar #12 to #8 - maxismahname ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
it's a joke *****
User avatar #9 - maffi (09/13/2013) [-]
Okay, see you all tomorrow.
#71 - ronsha (09/13/2013) [-]
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#38 - Polomaster (09/13/2013) [-]
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#37 - asheskirata ONLINE (09/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**asheskirata rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Girl's Night **   
   
mfw
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mfw
User avatar #65 - pepemex (09/13/2013) [-]
Too soon, man
#39 - Lintutu (09/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #70 - dedaluminus (09/13/2013) [-]
"When Beethoven passed away" and then I knew the punchline to the joke. Right then. Oldest joke in the book, if the book was written after Beethoven died.
#26 - zamka ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
#20 - likeaflippinboss (09/13/2013) [-]
I thought it was a bomb counting down.
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