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#29 - punchawhale (09/12/2013) [-]
And with a straight face, you're going to tell students that America is so starspangled awesome that we're the only ones in the world who have freedom? Canada has freedom, Japan has freedom, the UK, France, Italy, Germany, Spain, Australia, BELGIUM has freedom! Two hundred and seven sovereign states in the world, like 180 of them have freedom.

And yeah, you... sorority girl. Just in case you accidentally wander into a voting booth one day, there are some things you should know, and one of them is: There is absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we're the greatest country in the world. We're seventh in literacy, twenty-seventh in math, twenty-second in science, forty-ninth in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, third in median household income, number four in labor force, and number four in exports. We lead the world in only three categories: number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real, and defense spending, where we spend more than the next twenty-six countries combined, twenty-five of whom are allies. None of this is the fault of a 20-year-old college student, but you, nonetheless, are without a doubt a member of the WORST-period-GENERATION-period-EVER-period, so when you ask what makes us the greatest country in the world, I don't know what the **** you're talking about! Yosemite?

#79 to #29 - trashmaggots (09/12/2013) [-]
You're free to get the **** out of here... I heard BELGIUM is nice.
#97 to #79 - anonymous (09/13/2013) [-]
Kill yourself, you cunt. I forgot this site was meant for moronic twelve year olds and not intellectual people. Please swallow some antifreeze as soon as possible.
User avatar #71 to #29 - Laddie (09/12/2013) [-]
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
User avatar #69 to #29 - kiermatv (09/12/2013) [-]
though I do appreciate the Newsroom, I fail to see the relevance
#63 to #29 - failtotheepicpower (09/12/2013) [-]
pretty sure being number one in military spending kind of makes us number one, if you think about it but don't really think about it.
User avatar #59 to #29 - Dwarf (09/12/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random comment #28 posted by kasperoster at what's in a name ** :
Loohipnawmoommeeppa.

Looks finnish dont hate me_
#58 to #29 - newforomador (09/12/2013) [-]
"...number of adults who believe angels are real"
I think you might've dropped your fedora, faggot.
#96 to #58 - anonymous (09/13/2013) [-]
Kill yourself, you uneducated little dickfart.
User avatar #55 to #29 - awyissss (09/12/2013) [-]
Dude, you ******* stole that. Source is The Newsroom, towards the beginning of the show Jeff Daniels on Newsroom - Is America the Greatest Country?
#54 to #29 - yorker ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #66 to #54 - kiermatv (09/12/2013) [-]
But it was written by a liberal
Aaron Sorkin is on of the biggest progressives this world has seen
He was saying how The conservatives have no real baring on the word "freedom"
and in the scene, he also looks to the liberals and says that the only thing wrong with them is that no one listens to them
try watching the scene
User avatar #70 to #66 - yorker ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
I know, I posted that response because he was bitching.
Hence the liberal tears.
Drinking his tears because he's ******* butthurt.
#95 to #70 - anonymous (09/13/2013) [-]
You assume I'm butthurt because I posted that? You and the rest of your 12 year old faggots should learn that it's not bitching. Oh, I wear Fedoras? What the **** is wrong with you cunts?

Get back in the classroom, you uneducated little ***** .

Please go ahead and respond, it'll prove how ******* retarded you all are.
User avatar #73 to #70 - kiermatv (09/12/2013) [-]
1: it wasn't bitching, it was a call to action
a call for the news to actually tell the news as opposed to the malarkey that is today's news corporations,
Aaron Sorkin usually does this with things he finds disagreeable, he creates a show to show people how it should be
With The west wing on how from 2000 to 2008 would have been better with not Bush
Studio 60 was on how the writing staff for SNL (he used to write for SNL until he was fired for trying to have something funny on) could have been better if NBC wasn't a pile of ****
and the Newsroom is about the media, and a mission to civilize
2: The rest of what you said made no sense, so..... what?
#74 to #73 - yorker ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
The reason he posted it is because he's butthurt.
I'm not going to waste my time arguing with someone who can't wrap his mind around that because I'm not a ******* retard.
Sorry.
#49 to #29 - darksideofthebeast (09/12/2013) [-]
I just had to get a picture...
User avatar #100 to #49 - kippr (09/16/2013) [-]
Good job.
User avatar #101 to #100 - darksideofthebeast (09/16/2013) [-]
I did it thinking he would delete his comment so everyone could see his stupidity.
User avatar #45 to #29 - mrblueftw (09/12/2013) [-]
180 have freedom
around 165 countries
Someone should edit this before someone else copy and pastes it.
#43 to #29 - shrekdurself (09/12/2013) [-]
But am4riKa is teh bestest cantrey in the welerd

Please stop being a faggot. Not only america thinks that they're the best country in the world, but all those countries you specified think of themselves as a brilliant and if not perfect country.

I think Ireland's the best country ever because I live in it, see my logic?
#56 to #43 - doubledisme (09/12/2013) [-]
not going to lie
if you dont love the country you live in
then move your dam un-patriotic ass too a country you do like
doesnt matter what country
#39 to #29 - drewbridge (09/12/2013) [-]
1. Half of that is ******** and has no context/is a logical fallacy.
2. You're a whiny little oversensitive faggot.
3. You're bigoted.
4. This post is a joke, you're a dumbass.
#40 to #39 - punchawhale (09/12/2013) [-]
1. You're a little faggot.
2. Kill yourself.
3. Suck a dick.
4. Get off the internet to fight injustice you self-righteous thundercunt.
User avatar #88 to #40 - drewbridge (09/12/2013) [-]
America doesn't have to be the best country, and for one that's only 200 years old, it's pretty damn impressive. Economic and military superpower that can easily run along side the entire continent of Europe, is 1# in science and giving out foreign aid.

We also have more ethnics in America than everywhere else, and well.....they somehow disproportionately under-perform when compared to other races, which is sad.
User avatar #91 to #88 - drewbridge (09/12/2013) [-]
*everywhere else

And I mean more than most modern countries, Canada, Australia, Europe, Russia, China, etc.
User avatar #30 to #29 - swagloon (09/12/2013) [-]
nice copyandpaste.
User avatar #83 to #30 - homebray (09/12/2013) [-]
nice butt.
#84 to #83 - swagloon (09/12/2013) [-]
please no.
#86 to #84 - homebray (09/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#36 to #30 - punchawhale (09/12/2013) [-]
I'm not saying it was necessary.
#32 to #30 - punchawhale (09/12/2013) [-]
I found it to be relevant.
User avatar #34 to #32 - swagloon (09/12/2013) [-]
About some internet joke about " 'Murica and mu freedoms"

That's like saying French people make jokes about surrendering.
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