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User avatar #3 - llanox (09/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 - givemethechicken (09/12/2013) [-]
What I learned today

not only do whole bullets get shot, but they bounce off surfaces unharmed

The sound of a machine gun in a glass box isnt actually all that loud

The pope had no eyes
User avatar #78 to #30 - bensho (09/12/2013) [-]
"That's 65% more bullet...per bullet." Portal 2: Official Turrets Trailer
User avatar #45 to #30 - cazabrow (09/12/2013) [-]
and ricochet hasn't been invented yet.
#27 - dudeyouisnasty (09/12/2013) [-]
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#65 - demideus (09/12/2013) [-]
i like this new pope. he's a cool pope. with that new pope smell
i like this new pope. he's a cool pope. with that new pope smell
#24 - oborawatabinost (09/12/2013) [-]
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I know nobody cares, but bullet-resistant glass is designed/layered to be able to be shot through easily from the inside.
User avatar #34 to #24 - amegaara (09/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #43 to #34 - angelious (09/12/2013) [-]
its supposed to keep you safe.not the people who want to murder you
#42 to #34 - tandemwarelephant (09/12/2013) [-]
to return fire i guess...
User avatar #44 to #24 - admiralen (09/12/2013) [-]
except in this case its probably made so the inside cant get shot through?
#58 to #24 - jammyz (09/12/2013) [-]
Did you get this from QI?
Did you get this from QI?
User avatar #80 to #58 - oborawatabinost (09/12/2013) [-]
Indeed I did.
User avatar #81 to #80 - jammyz (09/12/2013) [-]
Good man. You have my respect.
#60 to #24 - John Cena (09/12/2013) [-]
Not all bullet resistant glass is made that way. I doubt it's the case here since his Holiness isn't likely to flip his **** and return fire.
User avatar #48 to #38 - heartlessrobot (09/12/2013) [-]
New pope gave up the gold cross, his is iron.
#49 to #48 - felixjarl (09/12/2013) [-]
Kinda aware mate. Old picture and all. But i like this new pope. He seems a lot more modern than the previous.

Your thoughts?
User avatar #50 to #49 - heartlessrobot (09/12/2013) [-]
I really don't give two ***** about the Pope, I only remembered it from a post a couple days ago.
#75 - pooflinger (09/12/2013) [-]
New Pope is best Pope.
User avatar #74 to #56 - pulluspardus (09/12/2013) [-]
Pays more.
#47 - donaldducksdick (09/12/2013) [-]
**donaldducksdick rolled a random image posted in comment #3580936 at Friendly ** what the pope does in his spare time
User avatar #62 to #47 - cabooseboi (09/12/2013) [-]
Man the pope likes some odd things
User avatar #63 to #62 - cabooseboi (09/12/2013) [-]
That smiley is ******* gay i'm sorry for using it
#2 - include (09/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #73 - pproksisc (09/12/2013) [-]
faith may move mountains but dodging bullets that's all matrix department
#64 - xard (09/12/2013) [-]
The vehicle's security features include bulletproof plexiglass windows and roof, able to withstand explosions and reinforced, armoured side panels and undercarriage designed to resist bomb blasts. Although the popemobile is capable moving at 160 mph, it normally travels at a speed of 6 mph. At 2011 prices, the popemobile cost approximately £345,000.

When the glass is not down...
#39 - John Cena (09/12/2013) [-]
I read Pedomobile instead of Popemobile.
At first I didn't understand, how was I able to mix it up, then I realised, the two are pretty close to eachother...
Both in meaning and in the way it is written.
#17 - mickeymike (09/12/2013) [-]
Dat lightbulb doe
User avatar #10 - thegamerslife (09/12/2013) [-]
Because you don't test gods will. or something like that. if you do, you are worse than a non-believer. lol
#12 to #10 - John Cena (09/12/2013) [-]
So is that one of those "Oh **** , I need an excuse, I need an excuse... um... you don't test God's will... **** , I bet that'll shut up all those stupid questions."
User avatar #13 to #12 - thegamerslife (09/12/2013) [-]
It's in the bible, when satan temps jesus to jump off a cliff. claiming if he believes in god, he will just save him. and jesus explains that that is testing the will of god. it's like driving without a seatbelt and your excuse is "god will protect me if i get in a wreck".
User avatar #14 to #13 - azumeow ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
That reminds me of the story of the shipwrecked guy who passes up a boat, a cruise ship and a helicopter because God would save him.

He dies, asks God why, He didn't save him, and God says "I sent three people for you, and you rejected them al;."
User avatar #15 to #14 - thegamerslife (09/12/2013) [-]
yeah, that's the same thing.
like leaving all your windows and doors unlocked "cause god will keep you safe", then you die and burn in hell when someone kills you in your sleep.
#46 to #10 - neoexdeath ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
And lo did god say to the Pope "I'm sick and tired of you getting threatened with assassination just because you won't let people wear rubbers. From now on, you're on your own with the whole sniper thing" - Leviticus 23:12
User avatar #16 to #10 - seventh (09/12/2013) [-]
Wouldn't putting up a bullet proof glass around you be doubting god's power?
User avatar #33 to #16 - Crusader (09/12/2013) [-]
No, it's doubting if God supports the Pope
User avatar #18 to #16 - thegamerslife (09/12/2013) [-]
it is not a sign of doubt in his power. If you don't take the means to protect the life you are given (gods gift) then why should he protect you? I think it's just part of the bible so people don't become completely reliant on the religion (as a crutch or excuse), and believe all your live everything will be handed to you by god.

I don't understand the red thumbs... I'm just pointing out how this works according to religion...
User avatar #20 to #18 - seventh (09/12/2013) [-]
You're getting the red thumbs because the idea is just stupid.
User avatar #21 to #20 - thegamerslife (09/12/2013) [-]
I don't think it is stupid. without it, people could just say stupid **** like "I don't need to cause god will keep me safe." or "I'll be ok, cause god will heal me". It stops people from widely thinking that all things will be taken care of for them by god.

"why did god let those children get shot in a school"
"because the schools took god out of them, he was not welcome"
you know how many times I had to hear that one in my family!?

No, it's because you put faith in walls, and a name (school) and took it that everything would always be fine because you believed those names and walls would keep your most precious family members safe, and that is testing faith.
User avatar #23 to #21 - seventh (09/12/2013) [-]
Sounds more of a lame excuse than a legitimate explanation. I see where you're going, but that sort of logic is just lame.
User avatar #25 to #23 - thegamerslife (09/12/2013) [-]
to each his own. some googling found this: (The temptation listed as the second in Matthew, Chapter 4, is listed as the third temptation in Luke, Chapter 4.)

“Then the devil taketh Him up into the holy city, and setteth Him on a pinnacle of the temple,

“And saith unto Him, If thou be the son of God cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give His angels charge concerning Thee; and in their hands they shall bear Thee up, lest at any time Thou dash Thy food against a stone.

“Jesus said unto Him, It is written again, Thou shalt not test the Lord thy God.” Matt 4:5-7 (quoted from Psalm 91 and Deut 6:16)

Jesus’ response was a biblical one:

“It is written, You shall not force a test on the Lord, your God.” (Luke 4:12; Matt 4:7)

Again, Satan attempts to put doubt in the heart of Jesus that He really is the son of God.

Secondly, this temptation is one of trying to control and manipulate God. Satan tempted Jesus to jump in order to force God into protecting Him. Jesus would put Himself in unnecessary danger to manipulate God into saving Him from destruction.

The Bible tells us that God is sovereign, God is in charge – and we are not. We cannot manipulate or control God. God controls us.

God is “operating all things according to the counsel of His Own Will” - NOT ours. (Eph 1:11)
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User avatar #28 to #25 - thegamerslife (09/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #26 to #25 - thegamerslife (09/12/2013) [-]
well **** , they do! lol
#29 - worried (09/12/2013) [-]
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its to keep the swag in and the women out
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User avatar #52 - thedocterwho (09/12/2013) [-]
unlogical the bullets would bonce around inside and probably hit him back its just physics really
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