Dicks. Come on, just the tip.. brutalised: please tell me Which part yourself you hate the most so I know exactly where to plant my lips every time I see you I  ha Penis
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#34 - anon id: 543890e4
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the roof of my mouth
figure that one out.
#51 to #34 - seizure
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I used to be an exchange student in the US and whenever I made myself a sandwich, whole bites would get stuck at the roof of my mouth and it was annoying as ****. Never got that problem at home, though.
User avatar #88 to #51 - createdjustnow
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are you blameing an entire country for bread sticking to the roof of your mouth?
#91 to #88 - seizure
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no...
User avatar #92 to #91 - createdjustnow
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well damn, i was hoping for a ridiculous conspiracy i could get behind...
User avatar #36 to #34 - iridium
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I take it you like Ice Cream, Doritos and Capn Crunch.
#41 to #36 - betastory
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the captain crunch scars....
User avatar #35 - iridium
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I hate my dick the most too, for other reasons. And no not "because it's small", it's not and I'm not that concerned about that either.

-it gets dirty too easily
-piss comes out of this thing
-it doesn't have an off switch and it's easy to tell when it's on
-human dicks don't really look like they even belong, they look like some kind of alien sewed on some parts from some other creature, especially the scrotum with that weird line going up the middle.
User avatar #39 to #35 - appleboom
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I'M NOT ALONE!
User avatar #46 to #35 - badmonkey
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Hey if you don't like it, get rid of it
I love my dick
User avatar #54 to #46 - iridium
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Easier said than done.

All things have their purpose. This one's just annoying to put up with for that purpose to be surved.
User avatar #48 to #35 - darksideofthebeast
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This is so true.
#66 to #35 - acksl
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"-it doesn't have an off switch and it's easy to tell when it's on "    
Is now my favourite sentence for the day
"-it doesn't have an off switch and it's easy to tell when it's on "
Is now my favourite sentence for the day
#78 to #35 - chromefile
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i do not have a ball seam? is that weird?
#93 to #35 - hocolol **User deleted account**
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User avatar #96 to #35 - isniffbutts
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Fun fact: that weird line going up the middle of the scrotum is where our "vaginal lips" came together. Those are the lips that formed when its just the X chromosome producing our sex organs and when the Y one kicks in, our "ovaries" (testicles) drop, our clitoris (head of penis) enlarges, and or labias (scrotum) close up. True story.
User avatar #61 to #35 - aldothenazi
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Maybe your dick looks like that. My dick is fine, in fact, sometimes when I'm naked in the shower and I look down I think "hey, that's pretty cool little thingy."
User avatar #52 to #35 - xxgrrxx
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Hate it when you go to piss and 2 streams come out and you can only manage to aim one into the toilet.
User avatar #63 to #52 - checkandmate
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I hate it when I'm aiming down and its one whole stream and the ******* piss is like 45 degrees off to the other side, hitting everywhere but where I'm aiming.

And I have to like re-adjust my aim in the middle of maximum stream since I can't ******* stop that **** now.
User avatar #80 to #52 - commontroll
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I squeeze the shaft with my index finder and my thumb, cut off the stream, build up pressure, and then let it pressure wash itself.
#57 to #52 - shitflippingpattie
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Quick protip- if that happens, put your thumb on the top of the tip and your first finger on the bottom and gently squeeze. This will cause the streams to join and allow you to amp properly.
#49 - felixjarl
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My asshole.
#69 to #49 - iridium
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That sounds like a ****** experience.
That sounds like a ****** experience.
#45 - hentaisweetie
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my skin
my skin
#56 - donaldducksdick
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#75 to #56 - nimblewalrus
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**nimblewalrus rolled a random image posted in comment #3712693 at Friendly ** Perhaps.
#90 to #56 - phsycokiller [OP]
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Yesh. She said 'gtfo joe im cooking'
User avatar #65 to #56 - biggydy
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I would if she knew english.
#87 to #56 - cjwers
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Some of us don't have mothers
Some of us don't have mothers
#94 to #87 - areialview
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I know how that is like, I don't really have a mother
I do have one, but I never see her nor do I ever talk to her in the past 15 years She also kicked me out of her house when I was about 6
#60 to #56 - lordpancake
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I actually DO show some of these things to my mother. She finds them quite funny.
#71 to #60 - gentlemanpyro
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That picture says Unilike, not unlike.
#83 to #71 - lordpancake
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I didn't notice. In my defense, I didn't make it either.
I didn't notice. In my defense, I didn't make it either.
#53 - jellyraptorz
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my pointy nipples.... they would stick out of steel armor I hate them.
User avatar #62 - umaya
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I have this horrible lumpy bubble on my butt, I hate it because it hurts like hell every time I sit down.
#70 to #62 - yarr
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That's cancer, mate
That's cancer, mate
User avatar #25 - Kairyuka
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Ha! You can't kiss my mind!
Ha! Hahahahaha...
#76 - demideus
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kiss my dick
kiss my dick
#58 - unbelievable
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